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  1. 10-28-2008, 11:58 AM #1
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    How much your vote matters:

    Your vote has a one in ten million chance of being the one that decides the election ... if you live in New Mexico, New Hampshire, Virginia or Colorado.



    Somewhat less if you live in Utah.

    Why you should vote anyway.
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  2. 10-28-2008, 02:07 PM #2
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    David Sedaris on undecided voters:

    I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are
    they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want
    a lot of attention?

    To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The
    flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and,
    eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the
    chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of sh*t with bits
    of broken glass in it?"

    To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask
    how the chicken is cooked.
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  3. 10-28-2008, 02:22 PM #3
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    I made a rotisserie chicken on the new Grill last night.
    My secret rub idea...I mixed Vindaloo, Rogon Josh, and Curry powder into the 'traditional' rub.
    Served with Basmati rice and Kashmiri spinach.
    It rocked.
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  4. 10-28-2008, 04:31 PM #4
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    Dave - $25 still buys my vote. Better hurry up - I'm planning on voting either tomorrow or Thursday.
    Help out a pup or kitteh

    Do it for the critterz

    Res dogz could use a break
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  5. 10-28-2008, 04:49 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    Dave - $25 still buys my vote. Better hurry up - I'm planning on voting either tomorrow or Thursday.
    You want to come down to the big city and help me GOTV on Monday?
    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

    "REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by timvwcom View Post
    You want to come down to the big city and help me GOTV on Monday?
    Sorry, but I'm planning on pulling out all my teeth with a pair of rusty pliers on monday.

    $25 going once...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    Sorry, but I'm planning on pulling out all my teeth with a pair of rusty pliers on monday.

    $25 going once...
    twice... third... no takers for Jer's soul.



    Moving on, the next item... Benny's ex-wife.

    Who'll start the bidding?
    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

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    Best part about this thread is Witherspooges vote won't mean jack shit in Utah. Hahahahahah
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  11. 10-29-2008, 12:16 PM #11
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    vote for me

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  12. 10-29-2008, 12:42 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I mixed Vindaloo, Rogon Josh, and Curry powder into the 'traditional' rub.
    Personally, I have an entirely different idea of what the "traditional rub" is.
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  13. 10-29-2008, 12:45 PM #13
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    Does it involve a cold chicken carcass?

    That's...uhhh.....
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