The secret lives of Mormon housewives..

**sfotex** · 10-23-2008, 10:33 PM

Soooo we hired someone to help clean the house, my wife is pregnant and
working full time, so she doesn't have a lot of energy. House cleaner is a really nice, 24, kinda hot, has a kid, was recommended by a friend. Let's call her Sarah. She was bored staying at home and cleans a few houses here and there.

So yesterday she comes by the house, my wife is off track for teaching and forgot to tell her. My wife was decorating the babies room and Sarah said she'll help. So they start talking about random stuff and Sarah asks my wife if she ever thought about being with someone else, how's the marriage, etc. So then Sarah starts asking my wife more personal questions and she tells my wife about how she's into this weekly sex club with random strangers, how she gets off of on guys choking her, S&M, etc. She drops her kid off at her parents, sneaks over to a strangers house and gets freaky. Sarah's husband is a strict Mormon and really isn't interested in sexing her up. She's tried to get him to try and get freaky with her but he's not down. He doesn't know anything about this.

So my question is: how come I never met girls like this when I was single??

**The Dad** · 10-23-2008, 10:40 PM

You did. You just didn't know it.

And honestly, be glad you didn't. Especially the chokers. Aside from any questions about the act itself, that shit eventually goes wrong, and you don't want to be there when it does.

**GBB** · 10-23-2008, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by alpinedad

And honestly, be glad you didn't. Especially the chokers. Aside from any questions about the act itself, that shit eventually goes wrong, and you don't want to be there when it does.

Personal experience?

**Tippster** · 10-23-2008, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by alpinedad

You did. You just didn't know it.

And honestly, be glad you didn't. Especially the chokers. Aside from any questions about the act itself, that shit eventually goes wrong, and you don't want to be there when it does.

ORLY?

**halcyon** · 10-23-2008, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by sfotex

So my question is: how come I never met girls like this when I was single??

Because you weren't in a weekly sex club?

**mmmm...pow!** · 10-23-2008, 10:54 PM

Ummm....naked pics? And maybe some info on the club, too. I can be a stranger.

**Sinecure** · 10-23-2008, 11:01 PM

When is the next time she's going to be cleaning your house and what's the address?

**Rasputin** · 10-23-2008, 11:08 PM

Er, um, yeah......wow, just wow.

Crazy women give the best sex, something about divorcing one's mind from social propriety, and potential consequences. Of course, getting with them opens the whole can of crazy into your lap.

**Rubicon** · 10-23-2008, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by Rasputin

Crazy women give the best sex, something about divorcing one's mind from social propriety, and potential consequences. Of course, getting with them opens the whole can of crazy into your lap.

This is so true, and so wrong all at the same time.

**Yukonrider** · 10-23-2008, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by alpinedad

You did. You just didn't know it.

And honestly, be glad you didn't. Especially the chokers. Aside from any questions about the act itself, that shit eventually goes wrong, and you don't want to be there when it does.

Sounds like someone has a story

**Wiilbert** · 10-23-2008, 11:52 PM

Buddy, I am so staying at your place the next time I'm in SLC. How's tomorrow sound?

**Singel** · 10-24-2008, 01:39 AM

alpinedad needs to write a tell-all autobiography...this isn't the first time he's indicated he has personal experience with crazy shit

**philippeR** · 10-24-2008, 02:02 AM

Originally Posted by sfotex

Soooo we hired someone to help clean the house, my wife is pregnant and
working full time, so she doesn't have a lot of energy.

And what's your excuse ?

Originally Posted by sfotex

So my question is: how come I never met girls like this when I was single??

Yes, Alpinedad has it right : because you were single.

Now, where are the bloody PICS ?

**carvedog** · 10-24-2008, 06:08 AM

Originally Posted by Rasputin

Er, um, yeah......wow, just wow.

Crazy women give the best sex, something about divorcing one's mind from social propriety, and potential consequences. Of course, getting with them opens the whole can of crazy into your lap.

Chokers are ok, you just have to have a safe word or gesture so you know when to let up, doesn't mean they all asphixiate themselves or something.

But the crazy thing. Sure can be fun, until it's not. And crazy doesn't come off as easy as you think. Seeps down inside until, like your own smell, you can't tell it's coming from you. Just crazy shit exploding all around you like someone lit off a bunch of M80s in your backpack.

Stay away from crazy. Or at least move away after the good sex is over.

**CountryFunk** · 10-24-2008, 07:31 AM

So, do you have her change into bondage gear when she's cleaning your house now?

**sfotex** · 10-24-2008, 07:36 AM

15 replies and no one in SLC has indicated a need to get their house cleaned?

**Stone-Free** · 10-24-2008, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by Rasputin

Er, um, yeah......wow, just wow.

Crazy women give the best sex, something about divorcing one's mind from social propriety, and potential consequences. Of course, getting with them opens the whole can of crazy into your lap.

This is very true.

A good friends wife has some stability issues. He says when he catches her on "upswing", she is beyond porn-star dirty- getting it 3+ times a day, toys, wants to get air-tight, ect. She's kinda like the girl in the OP, openly telling people about her past adventures with other women and men.

However, on the "downswing", he won't get any for weeks, if not a month, and turns into a super aggro raging bitch. I don't care how good the nookie is, I couldn't deal with that shit.

**Viva** · 10-24-2008, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by sfotex

15 replies and no one in SLC has indicated a need to get their house cleaned?

If I hired a white woman to clean my house, the local Mexicans would hang me. That's their turf.

**PowTron** · 10-24-2008, 08:15 AM

Honestly, people don't realize just how many women are into things like this...especially in oppressed society's like ours.

So, are you going to bang her with your wife or not?

**Huckwheat** · 10-24-2008, 08:16 AM

I know a guy who was mormon, married his college mormon girlfriend. At some point it came out that she was cheating on him with a girl from her mormon basketball team.

The question we always ask is: how does that go down without alcohol? I mean seriously, who first brought up the idea. "I know we are both married, and this totally goes against our church, which is our whole lives, but........"

**XtrPickels** · 10-24-2008, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by PowTron

So, are you going to bang her with your wife or not?

Powtron brings up a good point. your wife did tell you about this conversation afterall. I could see most wives not wanting their husband to know that their young, cute, housekeeper was also sexually promiscuous.

**PowTron** · 10-24-2008, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by XtrPickels

Powtron brings up a good point. your wife did tell you about this conversation afterall. I could see most wives not wanting their husband to know that their young, cute, housekeeper was also sexually promiscuous.

Exactly my point...get on this: and them

**Phineas** · 10-24-2008, 08:25 AM

Krakauer's book on the Prophet Joseph Smith was very telling and freaked me out!!

After watching Big Love the whole idea of multiple wives just isn't cool for me.. That's just way too much stress man!!!

Did your wife make out w/ the house cleaner after she let her in on her interests?