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07-14-2004, 04:21 PM #1
The dumb things people put on their cars
Recent sightings and the vanity plates thread raises a question: What the hell are some people thinking???
(I do recognize that in select cases it may be both assumptive and complimentary to give credit for the act of thinking.)
Other than a Laguna Seca Raceway license plate frame, I don't make statements with bumper stickers or license plate frames on my cars. Do you?
A few recent sightings that really make me scratch my head:
"I got fucked by a buck tooth" (what the hell does this mean???)
"I pee in pools"
"The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus"
License Plate Frames
"I'm not spoiled, just well cared for" (on a total pos k-car - pfft)
"One hot sexy bitch" (she was Ok at best)
"Zero to bitch in 5 seconds" (something to be proud of)
"Foxy" (a member of the dog family at least . . . . )
What is the most outrageous sticker or license plate frame you've seen? What do you have on your own car?Don’t race. Leave that to the scorchers.
07-14-2004, 04:23 PM #2
Re: The dumb things people put on their carsOriginally posted by InspectorGadget
What is the most outrageous sticker or license plate frame you've seen?¡Órale, vato!
07-14-2004, 04:24 PM #3
I found him.... I have jesus in the trunk
07-14-2004, 04:26 PM #4
"Follow me to the gay bar."
I hate it when people don't follow through on their promises.
Last edited by fridge; 07-14-2004 at 04:30 PM.Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.
07-14-2004, 04:30 PM #5
You Fucking Fuck"
"My other ride is your mom"
07-14-2004, 04:32 PM #6
1. No Fear
2. Got Balls?
3. My other car is the USS Enterprise
4. I'm not gay but my boyfriend is
5. I heart cats"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
07-14-2004, 04:36 PM #7
Ive got a mad river, sugarloaf, alta, powder,and a vt sticker on my whip.
I also removed the accord badge on the rear deck lid and replaced with with an ///M badge. So yeah, I drive an M wagon. Watch out! I was thinking of putting one of those arcteryx bird decals on the rear windshield, but havent gone through with it.
My car is pretty beat and its fun to put stickers on the back. I wouldnt put them on a new car or anything remotely nice, but mine is such a piece it doesnt bother me. The more places I ski, the more stickers I'll put on. I get a kick walking behind it in the summer because it makes me think of happier times, and times right around the corner. Sometimes it makes conversations in parking lots or stoplights, and here in VA I've gotten a few thumbs up from the MRG sticker.
I got bored one day in autoshop and tack welded a folgers can to the tail pipe and drew a big R on it with sharpie to poke fun of all the ricers at my school. Someone stole it a week later, I was pissed.
07-14-2004, 04:40 PM #8Lower-cost generic
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Those huge spoilers that make their car look like a shopping cart.
You're not that fast, loser.
07-14-2004, 04:43 PM #9
07-14-2004, 04:49 PM #10
Teton Gravity Research
Mont Blanc Kirkwood Alta Smith Sex Wax
Who's Your Daddy?
07-14-2004, 04:51 PM #11
The secretary in my office used to have a purple Camaro (complete with flame job) with a license plate holder that said "Tell your pants it's not polite to point". She looks the part, at least..."Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a Ride!"
07-14-2004, 04:52 PM #12Registered User
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- The Garden State
Those yellow " baby on board" signs really made me crazy.
my personla favorite was:
" Show dogs on board" I mean give me a fucking break, show dogs? Oh, pardon my speed, I thought that was a mutt!
I always wanted the " I'm on board" .
07-14-2004, 04:54 PM #13
"My kid gets straight fucking A's"
07-14-2004, 04:56 PM #14
Best license plate frame I've seen an a while
"If you're gonna ride my ass
Pull my hair"
Saw it in a parking garage, didn't see the driverWhen life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give YOU LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
07-14-2004, 05:02 PM #15
saw this one today:
(let's worry about ruining the other planets later)
07-14-2004, 05:34 PM #16"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
07-14-2004, 05:40 PM #17_
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Some idiot I went to High School with had a cop-magnet license plate frame that said:
07-14-2004, 09:11 PM #18
"if its called tourist season why can't we hunt them"
on the front window of my 79 CJ 7 jeep.
Also seen, but not on my truck
"I'm the dirt bag banging you honour student"
07-14-2004, 09:39 PM #19
I bought a car that had "Hell, yes I'm drunk. What do think I'm a stunt driver?"
07-14-2004, 10:07 PM #20
"I Have Jesus"
Funny story with that one.
We pull up next to the chick. I see a sticker that, to me, looked like "I HATE Jesus". I then proceed to tell my friend this and he yells out the window, "Hey, Where did you get your 'I Hate Jesus' sticker?" The younger girl driving then gives us one of the worst looks i have seen and drives off. We pull up next to her to look why she gave us the look and realized our mistake.My Montana has an East Infection
07-14-2004, 10:17 PM #21drowned in the mainstream
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Dream catchers hanging from rear view mirrors drive me nuts. I hate the things, they're so freaking tacky. Are you driving around catching dreams? What in gods name is that tangled up stick and string thing doing hanging from your mirror? Can you even even see around it? Some of them are enormous too. Their dream must be to catch Roseanne Barr. I don't get it. I think I'll mount a giant dream catcher to the roof of my car and put a few of my dead squirrels in it (so people will think I caught them and that I have weird dreams). Maybe I'll be so dorky with my dream catcher that it will discourage their dream catcher use?
07-14-2004, 10:37 PM #22
I'd rather be driving.
Serving Donuts On Another Planet.
Car Bomb.Merde De Glace
07-14-2004, 10:45 PM #23
"Free Tibet- while supplies last!"
"Save the whales- Collect the whote set"
"JESUS LOVES YOU-
the rest of us think
you're an asshole "
Y'know, typical stuff.
Someone once mentioned in a thread very similar to this one seeing a junky old Cavalier with a bumper sticker reading:
"I wish my wife was as dirty as this car"
That, my friend, is humor.
07-14-2004, 11:00 PM #24
Always thought one of these was lame:
Ha!"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
07-15-2004, 01:04 AM #25Originally posted by Punani
Let's see some photos of your be-hind in black trunks at Makaha, baby!
Please tell me you don't have an "Eddie Would Go" sticker...