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    Reno/Tahoe Mags: Behold - Fontaine radness... (Awesome-related)

    JEEEEEAAAAAH, BOIII!!!











    So once I get my garage wired right, buy some emulsion fluid, and un-clog the submersible pump, I'll get started on practicing with some old beater skis, and before you know it - I'll have a (mostly) full-service shop in my garage.

    So... anyone who needs some good base grinding can stop by...

    I accept:
    Beer,
    Gear,
    Dates with your sister,
    Good stories,
    Etc....

    Should be a sick season!

    p.s. - any shop rats who know how to use this, who might be able to give me a few pointers... you're more than welcome to.
    Last edited by GapersGoHome; 10-08-2008 at 03:29 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
    Poetry, on motion.

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    WTF man, do I count 23 pairs of skis on that wall? INSANE. I love it.

    Sweet set up, I look forward to a tr with pictures on how the first few "grinds" turn out.
    "Wherever beer is brewed, all is well. Whenever Beer is drunk, life is good" -- Czech proverb.

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    Well, one pair isn't mine, one's a shotski (the AK rocket on the left), and a couple are chick skis... and those two on the right are gonna be sacrificed in the name of practice... but, yeah. It's a fluid number.

    and there will be a TR, I'm sure... hopefully not a "holy shit, I just ground my fingerprints off" TR.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
    Poetry, on motion.

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    Run the waterskis through it and report back here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo
    She’s a flight attendant (not ‘stewardess’ as I’ve been corrected, and ‘sky waitress’ is also unacceptable)
    Aisle donkey is the term you were looking for.

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    THAT is sick! HAHAHA.

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    seeing my comis on the wall in someone else's garage makes me sad, but when I move back to tahoe in january I will be giving you beer for a grind or two, though I do have a few amazing stories
    Three fundamentals of every extreme skier, total disregard for personal saftey, amphetamines, and lots and lots of malt liquor......-jack handy

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    Sweet baby jesus.
    Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?

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    That's rad, you've officially one up'd me in the tuning dept of of your garage. Also good to know someone out there has the same addiction to purchasing skis that I do! Guess it's better than a meth addiction.

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    quiver pics with 30amp power tools win hands down.

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    What size belts does it take? I'm sure they're 6" wide, but how long?

    Bring it over to PM Gear and we'll get it running for you. Might have some extra belts for you as well if they are 79-80 inches.
    We don't make the snow. We just make it more enjoyable.


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    Wow.

    There are no words.

    Just beer.

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    You got a fancy doo hickey there.

    I'm a knuckledraggin bastard

    But I'm gal dern likable.

    I got beer.

    Can I see what your fancy dancy machine does to a snowboard?

    Plus, it'd be awlright to meet a 'nother maggut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiedaisch View Post
    That's rad, you've officially one up'd me in the tuning dept of of your garage. Also good to know someone out there has the same addiction to purchasing skis that I do! Guess it's better than a meth addiction.
    Damn, my wife shakes her head over 4 pairs of skis and 4 surfboards. You guys rock. Luckily the garage is to crowded for one more piece of equipment. That looks like a sweet setup.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

    In a perfect World, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCUTSKI View Post
    Run the waterskis through it and report back here.
    BWAHAHAHA.

    Quote Originally Posted by soul_skier View Post
    seeing my comis on the wall in someone else's garage makes me sad, but when I move back to tahoe in january I will be giving you beer for a grind or two, though I do have a few amazing stories
    Absolutely, we'll have to trade some good stories and swill a few brews... Comis look good on the wall; they'll look even better on my feet, though. Don't worry, they'll get plenty of use this year!

    Quote Originally Posted by kiedaisch View Post
    That's rad, you've officially one up'd me in the tuning dept of of your garage. Also good to know someone out there has the same addiction to purchasing skis that I do! Guess it's better than a meth addiction.
    Only slightly better than a meth addiction. I do have a problem; I still have a pair of Shoots on the way.

    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    What size belts does it take? I'm sure they're 6" wide, but how long?

    Bring it over to PM Gear and we'll get it running for you. Might have some extra belts for you as well if they are 79-80 inches.
    Sounds good, Pat - I'm not going to bring the whole thing over to your shop, as it's such a bitch to get in and out of the LandCruiser, but I can bring the belts over to see if they're the same size... I'm stoked!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by renoenvy View Post
    Can I see what your fancy dancy machine does to a snowboard?
    Hm. the belt's only 6" wide... so if your snowboard is more than about 11 1/2 inches wide, it won't work...
    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
    Poetry, on motion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLOOD SWEAT STEEL View Post
    Wow.

    There are no words.

    Just beer.
    Well, it's gonna look pretty darned good next to that sweet Craftsman... How'd that assortment of beer treat ya?
    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
    Poetry, on motion.

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    How much do you want for some of your 916s
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    And furthermore. What is up with turkey bacon? Healthy bacon? Unpossible.
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    That is like masturbation. People resort to it when they can't have the real thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StroupSkier View Post
    How much do you want for some of your 916s
    Hehehehe.... Trying to hoard as much as possible.

    Rockers are getting 916s,
    Comis are getting 916s,
    Shoots are getting 920s...

    Just bought another pair today, PM sent...
    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
    Poetry, on motion.

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    bump 'cause this is cool.

    okbye
    TELL YOUR BOOBS TO QUIT STARING AT MY EYES!!!1!

    Here, I'll help you out:
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    RENO SUPERMOTO

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    Paging El Chupacabra. Don't know if you've seen this yet, Karl...
    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
    Poetry, on motion.

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    This is very cool. Where did you get it?

    I have no idea how to use that machine, but if you need any (more typical) shop tools to get it running, I have lots of standard stuff: basically anything needed to fix a car or a bicycle, I have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    This is very cool. Where did you get it?

    I have no idea how to use that machine, but if you need any (more typical) shop tools to get it running, I have lots of standard stuff: basically anything needed to fix a car or a bicycle, I have it.
    Craigslist, where else?!? Had to. Saw the price, thought the guy had left out a '0'... turns out he was just replacing it with a stone grinder, and wanted good gear karma, I guess... Hopefully I can start a bit of a business on the side. Shouldn't take much to recoup the cost!
    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
    Poetry, on motion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GapersGoHome View Post
    JEEEEEAAAAAH, BOIII!!!

    So... anyone who needs some good base grinding can stop by...

    I accept:
    Beer,
    Etc....

    Should be a sick season!

    p.s. - any shop rats who know how to use this, who might be able to give me a few pointers... you're more than welcome to.
    Would it be possible to pay with say a pony keg and secure access for the entire season ? And, I have some experience so I may be able to help with some hang-ups or snags.

    Also, I have a bit of experience running wire, so if you need help getting that thing fed I'd be happy to help provided I'm available.

    okbye
    TELL YOUR BOOBS TO QUIT STARING AT MY EYES!!!1!

    Here, I'll help you out:
    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody Famous View Post
    RENO SUPERMOTO

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    God, this thing brings back memories... when I worked at a ski shop in Sacramento in the late 80s/early 90s we had that exact same model Fontaine machine. For a few months, Fontaine's kid even worked at our shop. I think they were based out of Rancho Cordova. Does it have the bevel adjustment in the middle?

    I vaguely remember changing belts from coarse to medium to fine when I was really determined to put a good tune on my K2 KVCs.

    Have fun! Oh... and nice quiver!

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    After you practice on RaccoonFace's skis, I have 6 or 7 pair that could use a good rogering. I have many old fleeces for trade.
    Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?

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    Matching fontaine stonegrinder

    Do you want the matching Fontaine stonegrinder?
    There is one available in Seattle.
    Contact me for details if interested.

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