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Thread: Words skiers use for "crash"
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09-16-2008, 06:11 PM #1
Words skiers use for "crash"
What different words do you guys use to refer to a crash. Yeah, I know there are lots of different kinds of crashes, but I want them all.
I got a bunch of from this thread: http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=93745 but want more.
I have a reason for this (stupid bet), but it isn't really relevant. I know you guys have some good/funny ones.
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09-16-2008, 06:18 PM #2
Eating a shitburger
The older I get, the better I was.
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09-16-2008, 06:20 PM #3
I'll play. I didn't check out the other thread but I'll throw in what we use:
-beater
-stack
-auger
-lipstand
-whipper
-if there are a bunch of beaters all at once, it goes by the term "gravity storm"
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09-16-2008, 06:24 PM #4Registered User
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09-16-2008, 06:40 PM #5
i stick with the originals, or even throwbacks at this point:
ate it/eat(ing) it, wreck(ed), or wipe(d) out
i try to keep it simpleMagic Mountain Freeride Team...bringing your grom's game to the next level.
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09-16-2008, 06:46 PM #6
how bout getting 'chundered' or 'entering the chunder-dome'
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09-16-2008, 06:47 PM #7I touched your avatar
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Lets see, biff and biffed and thats all I can think of.
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09-16-2008, 06:50 PM #8
a digger... as in i just took a digger
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09-16-2008, 06:55 PM #9
+1 for chunder
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09-16-2008, 06:56 PM #10
tomahawk
yard sale
head slapLast edited by Rasputin; 09-16-2008 at 07:04 PM.
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09-16-2008, 06:58 PM #11
that guy took a digger.... when he tried it again, he got spanked. then this joey stacked right in front of me and i got pwn3d (poned)...
while i was righting myself up, this dumb hoe was doing the pizza after much too long of a french fry streak and tommied into the snow maker. she got up and asked me what happened and i told her that she could make up any word or phrase, even masturbation phrases, and apply it in place of the word crash. so she claimed that she had survived mountain rape"cancer's bad, Skiing's good" -my english teacher mr. mooney
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09-16-2008, 07:01 PM #12
yard sale
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09-16-2008, 07:02 PM #13
Tomahawk! The most fun to see (if you're sadistic, which I suppose I must be a little then).
Just thought of a new one that I'm going to try to use(Knumbskull you reading this): Take a Knapp! haha
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09-16-2008, 07:05 PM #14
and he throws it! and it's a beautiful throw
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09-16-2008, 07:18 PM #15
-went over the bars
-high sided
-went for a ride
-beatered
-tomahawked
-wadded up
-stackedThe Worst mistakes, make the best memories.
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09-16-2008, 07:18 PM #16
photo opp.
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09-16-2008, 07:48 PM #17
"blew up"
as in "he was maching down that pitch before he blew up"
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09-16-2008, 07:53 PM #18
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09-16-2008, 07:59 PM #19
How about "ostriching?" (A hands back face/head plant)
And also "scorpioning" (An "ostrich" combined with kicking yourself in the back of the head with your ski tails)
Oh don't get me started on ski crash slang terms!...Leave No Turn Unstoned!
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09-16-2008, 08:04 PM #20
"Starfishing" is a sideways variation of the "tomahawk."
Leave No Turn Unstoned!
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09-16-2008, 08:10 PM #21BLOOD SWEAT STEEL Guest
Don't forget the ragdoll, a lightly less spectacular version of the rare and impressive Tomahawk.
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09-16-2008, 08:20 PM #22
Gettin' Gosey'd
Gettin' Gurled (as in tubgirl. This happens when its a deep pow day you you wreck so hard that your legs are above your head and snow is spraying all over your face)
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09-16-2008, 08:30 PM #23
Beefed, Reefed, Sunked it
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09-16-2008, 08:33 PM #24
for anybody that's ever caught a heel side edge on a board
brainstem plantprohibition is the opposite of liberty
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09-16-2008, 08:34 PM #25
I like the way he's thrown this thing at first...
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