Two girls one cup --- for five hours (SFW)

[tshirt.slinger]

This is a real travesty...


Now, everytime I go to argue that goatse is FAR worse than 2girls1cup...every little kid and their grandma will cite this. =|

in case you didnt know:

www.goatse.cz

[adam]

My wife and I have dedicated our lives to raising our girls. I understand being a parent more than I've understood anything else in my life. I've got 2 kids that are becoming young adults. Raising them to be everything they can be consumes me.

Parenting young adults is different than parenting kids. The rules change. If you're too involved, you smother and they pull back. If you're not involved enough they're more likely to make bad choices. We strive for balance, and in the end all we can really do is hope that we raised them to know better when they're making choices and we're not there. Net-nanny isn't the answer. We don't have a "lack of parenting" problem in our house. Even the greatest of kids will be tempted to make bad choices. Why do we have to put horrible stuff at their fingertips? So that the rights of the sick and twisted are preserved? I don't give a shit about their rights.

It's illegal for kids to go into brick and mortar porn shops. Until the "sick and twisted" industry figures out how to keep their crap away from kids on the internet, it also needs to be illegal.

I get that it's a slippery slope. Letting them do whatever they want because it's a slippery slope doesn't work for me.

edit... I want to be clear that I'm making a distinction between generic porn and the "sick and twisted" stuff. The definition of either is pretty clear to me. "You know it when you see it". Of course, I'd rather my girls didn't stumble on the generic porn either, but I don't think that's going to have the same affect as the sick and twisted stuff obviously could.

Jibij, as a minor, I find its my god given right to watch a couple of healthy human beings indulge in what they find to be right, the case being consuming feces and vomit.

[philippeR]

Jibij, as a minor, I find its my god given right to watch a couple of healthy human beings indulge in what they find to be right, the case being consuming feces and vomit.

It is not. You'll get it when you'll grow up. Until then, please, go back to school.

What's more sick and twisted: people killing each other IN COLD BLOOD, or someone pissing on someone else? In one case someone is dead, in another case someone cleans up and goes home.

Killing is *final*. You don't get a do-over. There is no remorse, and no second chance. Yet murder in cold blood gets shown on TV all the time. It barely gets a PG-13 in movies. It's TOTALLY OK in our society to show people killing each other. People complain about it sometimes, but they don't get outraged and pass laws like they do against deviant sexuality.

Really: what's more of a problem in our society? Teenagers killing each other in gang violence, or teenagers pissing and shitting on each others' heads? Are you really concerned that your kids are going to see some Internet video and think "Hey, I should go out and find another girl to crap in my mouth"?

Don't be so sure you know what's "well-balanced"...usually it's just what you were taught as a kid.

That's a very good point.
Though I'm sure the answer to that contradiction is not to grant minors unlimited access to scat porn...

[Hutch]

a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows

I have seen those photos of women painted as cows, and they are pretty hot.

[adam]

I suppose you are right, god doesn't exist. It is my self given right!
Won't be a minor for much longer, turning eighteen in less than 2 months.

[advres]

He nominated himself for "Judicial Hottie Contest".

I think this guy sounds pretty funny actually.

Judge Kozinski's 'Nomination Letter'
Published: November 15, 2005
The following is an e-mail from Judge Alex Kozinski to Article III Groupie.

Dear A3G: I must say that I'm severely disappointed in the slate of candidates you have fielded for your Judicial Hottie contest. While I think the list of female candidates is excellent, the list of male candidates is, frankly, lacking. And what it's lacking is me.
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Related Talk of the Town: SCOTUS Watch (New Yorker article by Jeffrey Toobin)

Sure, John Roberts and Jeff Sutton are young and extremely handsome, but so what? I have it on very good authority that discerning females and gay men find graying, pudgy, middle-aged men with an accent close to Gov. Schwarzenegger's almost totally irresistible.

So I nominate myself.

Yes, I know, the nomination period ostensibly ended last Friday, but my nomination falls within the penumbra of the rule, so I say it's timely. You will doubtless find any number of opinions written by me that say filing periods must be strictly construed, but I was writing for the Ninth Circuit, and you know what that means.

Here are the arguments in support of my nomination:

• I am the only Article III judge to have appeared on the Dating Game--and I was on twice. I even won once, and I have the tape to prove it. Go to Video

• I had my own photo-spread in George Magazine, with lots of sexy pictures of me jumping. This was a few years back, but I've only gotten cuter with age.

• I also had a photo-spread in Snow Country Magazine, mostly pictures of me snowboarding. I am, in fact, an authority on snowboarding, as the attached article will prove. And snowboarders are, by definition, hotties.

• I recently co-presided at a very swank wedding at the Larchmont Yacht Club--a club so exclusive it probably wouldn't admit me as a member--which was reported in the New York Times and discussed in great detail on a very prestigious weblog.

• I wrote the screenplay for the blockbuster Schwarzenegger movie, Total Recall. Well, not really, but I came mighty close: Go to pdf
(Read esp. pp. 1301-02, but the whole thing is worth a read if you can bill it to a client.)

• I was a recent cover boy for Legal Affairs Magazine

• I often hang out with that other judicial babe magnet, Stephen Reinhardt (I'm the one with the goofy sweater and the suave pocket pen.)

• I cut a dashing figure in court: Go to Photo

• I bear an uncanny resemblance to Moses, of Old Testament fame: Related Link

• I have my own fan Web page

• I write a mean dissent

• I bungee jump: Go to Video

I recently played a key supporting role in the 20-minute short Inside Story, directed by my son Yale Kozinski, written and produced by former Kozinski clerk Leslie Hakala, and featuring former Kozinski clerks Tara Kole, Troy Foster, Chris Newman, Leslie Hakala and Theane Evangelis. If you can provide me with a name and address (it could be of a friend, so as not to reveal your identity), I'd happily send you an autographed DVD of Inside Story--the sad tale of an 8th-year associate (Tara) who gets hoodwinked by a slick (but sexy) operator (Troy) into revealing securities secrets, thereby getting fired by the Big Cheese Partner (me). Believe you me, you don't want to pass up the chance to have your very own (autographed) copy of this as yet undiscovered art treasure, which (unfortunately) I must condition on your waiving the rules a teensy-weensy bit by adding my name to the list of nominees.

I could say a lot more, but it would probably compromise my chances for elevation.

I know that that the voting is already well underway, so that adding my name to the list will put me at a disadvantage in collecting votes, yet somehow I feel that if I can make it onto the list, even at this late date, I might still have a chance, if only a small one, of being selected as among the top 3 male judicial super-hotties.

I anxiously await your response.

for links to videos, look at the real article.

[Dhelihiker]

You yourself quoted an article that said it was just piss and shit, it was bestiality. There's no way that can be consensual, and is definitely fucked up. People that fuck animals should go to prison and get fucked by large hairy human animals.

What if said animal was dress provocatively? Or if you bought it dinner?

Most sheep I know are total sluts

[Chainsaw_Willie]

http://www.myspace.com/hartwood

Click the link to the song "Enumclaw" for a chuckle.