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  1. #1226
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    I'm going to be off-line for the next 2 days. When I get back, I'm gonna need a summary of pages 50 through whatever page we're on by then.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I'm going to be off-line for the next 2 days. When I get back, I'm gonna need a summary of pages 50 through whatever page we're on by then.
    Probably 150-175ish pages..... At this rate that is haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by focus View Post
    So.... Who is grandpa???
    I am Grandpa. I possess reliable information concerning the nefarious liar and thief JesseJones. I am supporting Conundrum's quest for justice through back channels. That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I'm going to be off-line for the next 2 days. When I get back, I'm gonna need a summary of pages 50 through whatever page we're on by then.
    PM DJSapp, he's the executive summary expert on this thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater
    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo
    She’s a flight attendant (not ‘stewardess’ as I’ve been corrected, and ‘sky waitress’ is also unacceptable)
    Aisle donkey is the term you were looking for.

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    I emailed friends in ticket/season pass and admin departments at a handful of PACNW ski resorts, including Mt. Baker, giving them a head's up if this guy tries to buy a season pass at any of them. If he's getting day tickets, not much we can do. But if he tries to book a room under his name or buy a season pass, I alerted them he'll be paying with money from scamming maggots and to send me an email so I can alert area mags that he's at their resort that day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    I emailed friends in ticket/season pass and admin departments at a handful of PACNW ski resorts, including Mt. Baker, giving them a head's up if this guy tries to buy a season pass at any of them. If he's getting day tickets, not much we can do. But if he tries to book a room under his name or buy a season pass, I alerted them he'll be paying with money from scamming maggots and to send me an email so I can alert area mags that he's at their resort that day.
    Damn.

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grandpa View Post
    It's Jesse Jones. Rick Jones is a friend of Jesse.
    No, Rick Springfield is a friend of Jesse.



    Jessie is a friend,
    yeah, I know he's been
    a good friend of mine
    But lately something's changed
    that ain't hard to define
    Jessie's got himself a girl
    and I want to make her mine
    And she's watching him with those eyes
    And she's lovin' him with that body,
    I just know it
    Yeah 'n' he's holding her
    in his arms late,
    late at night

    You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
    I wish that I had Jessie's girl
    Where can I find a woman like that
    I play along with the charade,
    there doesn't seem to be
    a reason to change
    You know, I feel so dirty
    when they start talking cute
    I wanna tell her that I love her,
    but the point is probably moot
    'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
    And she's lovin' him with that body,
    I just know it
    And he's holding her
    in his arms late, late at night

    Like Jessie's girl,
    I wish that I had Jessie's girl
    Where can I find a woman,
    where can I find a woman like that
    And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
    wondering what she don't see in me
    I've been funny,
    I've been cool with the lines
    Ain't that the way
    love supposed to be
    Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
    [Solo]
    You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
    I wish that I had Jessie's girl
    I want Jessie's girl,
    where can I find a woman like that, like
    Jessie's girl,
    I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
    I want,
    I want Jessie's girl
    Last edited by tex1230; 05-09-2008 at 10:31 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    I emailed friends in ticket/season pass and admin departments at a handful of PACNW ski resorts, including Mt. Baker, giving them a head's up if this guy tries to buy a season pass at any of them. If he's getting day tickets, not much we can do. But if he tries to book a room under his name or buy a season pass, I alerted them he'll be paying with money from scamming maggots and to send me an email so I can alert area mags that he's at their resort that day.
    Now we're getting somewhere. The guy clearly likes to ski. Being persona non grata at the areas and seeing stickers everywhere with your mug on it calling you out as a thief is worse than many here seem to appreciate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x lurker View Post
    Now we're getting somewhere. The guy clearly likes to ski. Being persona non grata at the areas and seeing stickers everywhere with your mug on it calling you out as a thief is worse than many here seem to appreciate.
    not to mention the criminal record will keep him from skiing at Whistler.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    I emailed friends in ticket/season pass and admin departments at a handful of PACNW ski resorts, including Mt. Baker, giving them a head's up if this guy tries to buy a season pass at any of them. If he's getting day tickets, not much we can do. But if he tries to book a room under his name or buy a season pass, I alerted them he'll be paying with money from scamming maggots and to send me an email so I can alert area mags that he's at their resort that day.
    Wow excellent work.

    Id like to add my name to the list of people interested in the stickers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiATL View Post
    Wouldnt be surprised if he photoshopped one pair into 3 or just took a picture from online and put it in.

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    Voting enabled?

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    Quote Originally Posted by advres View Post
    ^^^^^ That definitely made me chuckle. Thanks advres.
    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater
    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo
    She’s a flight attendant (not ‘stewardess’ as I’ve been corrected, and ‘sky waitress’ is also unacceptable)
    Aisle donkey is the term you were looking for.

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    OMG, I finally found the end of this thread (and now I have a headache)
    "No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible" -Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    I emailed friends in ticket/season pass and admin departments at a handful of PACNW ski resorts, including Mt. Baker, giving them a head's up if this guy tries to buy a season pass at any of them. If he's getting day tickets, not much we can do. But if he tries to book a room under his name or buy a season pass, I alerted them he'll be paying with money from scamming maggots and to send me an email so I can alert area mags that he's at their resort that day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCUTSKI View Post
    You're just wearing out your metacarpals man.
    The carpus bones form the joint between the hand and forearm and make up the wrist. Next come the metacarpals making up the bones you can feel in your palm. Your fingers are made up of bones known as Phalanges. So yes, I might be causing some stress to my metacarpals, but really it is my phalanges that are doing most of the work. I do get a little bit of discomfort in my carpus bones that some would pass off as carpal tunnel syndrome, but my carpal tunnels show up fine on x-ray and I more likely have some run of the mill osteoarthritis in my wrists from years of climbing and paddling.

    For the record, I think a better understanding of psychological disease would help everyone see why Jesse keeps playing this like a game while he appears to self destruct his life. It does appear that appealing to Jesse in the way I did convinced him to finally start talking about the Duke Bindings..... 1000 posts into this. Call it as you see it.

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    I tried making a design for a sticker, like a wanted poster. It needs to be fairly bold whatever it is so people notice it. I have a higher res version.

    If people have ideas for a better insult at the bottom, fire away


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    Quote Originally Posted by JimLad View Post
    I tried making a design for a sticker, like a wanted poster. It needs to be fairly bold whatever it is so people notice it.

    If people have ideas for a better insult at the bottom, fire away

    Profanity is not necassary..imo.

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    How about "Kick him in the nuts"
    Decisions Decisions

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    nothing wrong with "find him in the alps", which was lost in the noise some 20 pages ago.

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    Profanity isn't necessary, and more explanation IS necessary. The point of any poster is to inform, that poster makes me think there's some kind of joke. And nobody cares who or what "maggots" are, they don't deserve any mention.

    Edit: just saw that you meant for it to be a sticker; even so, it should not look like a joke, it should convey his image and the severity of what he did.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    It does appear that appealing to Jesse in the way I did convinced him to finally start talking about the Duke Bindings..... 1000 posts into this.
    Thanks for the anatomy lesson.

    I highly doubt, however, that your previous posts had any effect on him. It was more likely coincidence that he posted what he posted after you did. If the heartfelt posts by yetiman earlier in this thread did nothing, I don't think you can necessarily extrapolate an explanation for his posts from your psychodiagnosis/advice posts. Especially given the 1000+ posts in here.
    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater
    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo
    She’s a flight attendant (not ‘stewardess’ as I’ve been corrected, and ‘sky waitress’ is also unacceptable)
    Aisle donkey is the term you were looking for.

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    can you photoshop out the background so the primary focus is his ugly mug?
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    Or it could just say Scammer, cheater, liar. at the bottom.

    And this is supposed to be a sticker, not a poster. If it's going to be slapped on chairlifts you can't have a novel on there.

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    Wesley: [slowly sitting up] No! To the pain!
    Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase?
    Wesley: I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You warthog-faced-buffoon!
    Humperdinck: [insulted] That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
    Wesley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your your feet below the ankles, then your hands at your wrists. Next, your nose.
    Humperdinck: Then my tongue, I suppose? I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
    Wesley: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye followed by your right!
    Humperdinck: And then my ears...I understand! Let's get on with it!
    Wesley: Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why; so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness is yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman that cries out, 'dear god what is that thing!' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

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