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  1. #1
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    Gaper Day is a Comin'

    Yeah I know I only have 5 posts or something so if you need to jong me, go ahead.

    But, as I'm sure we know, Gaper Day is almost upon us. Unfortunatley, April 1st falls on a Tuesday this year, so us working stiffs might miss out on many of the festivities. My question is if anyone will be celebrating "unofficial" Gaper Day on the Sunday beforehand? Or am I going to have to call in with a case of powder flu on Tuesday? Breck last year was hilarious and I don't want to miss out.

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    im waiting until the 4/12 party at the basin to gaper-fy myself.
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    Oh yeah! I love gaper day. It's about the only day per year that I ski Breck. Sunday, March 30th - I'll be there if we can get a good crew again this year.

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    You are gonna have to call in work and come get drunk with all of us.

    We were pretty fucking legit last year. Shot-skis you could actually ski, etc.


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    Mmmm...these straight skis taste DELICIOUS!


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    How did you get your libations on the mountain? Police searched my backpack and smelled my Camelback last year. Also, I have my shot glasses glued to my shot-ski. Are you using a magnet system there?

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    You guys need a day? Everyday is gaper day for me.
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    Well, I'm not allowed to delete this post, but, I can say, go fuck yourselves, everybody!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicalorado View Post
    How did you get your libations on the mountain? Police searched my backpack and smelled my Camelback last year. Also, I have my shot glasses glued to my shot-ski. Are you using a magnet system there?
    I have no idea cause I wasn't the one carrying, but I'm pretty sure they brought it in a plastic flask or a bota bag or something.

    The shot glasses fit into little rubber mounts so you could pull them off to go skiing and pop em back in to drink. Pretty sure it was thommy21's setup.

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    I gape-i-fied last weekend at Carnival Days...

    Keeping it real - Midwest Style...
    "Those 1%ers are not an avaricious "them" but in reality the most entrepreneurial of "us". If we had more of them and fewer grandstanding politicians, we would all be better off."
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    ^^^^^
    Those are 2 of the sweetest fartbags ever.





    EVER!

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    The 20th of April falls on a Sunday. Might be a good day for gaper day, so that all can enjoy.
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    aussie gaper day last year


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    I rallied K to do a Retro/Gaper day last year, it was a lot of fun. I got the black fartbag, chest open, short skis, with goldfish hat....oh yeah....




    BTW, that rainbow fartbag.....priceless.......

    B)
    Last edited by Mtn Man; 03-19-2008 at 10:24 PM.

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    Had a couple flasks stuffed in my gators. The grey ones seen in Phish's first pic. Managed to get additional booze and the shot glasses past them in a fanny pack. Stuffed the pack under my shell so it looked like my beer gut.

    Mobile shot ski uses dishwasher grommets you can get at Home Depot. Just epoxy them on the ski. Perfect size to hold shot glasses.

    Sun Mar 30th would work for me. Need to get some additions to the outfit going.

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    I am busting out the one piece John Deere 1975 sled suit on Vails closing weekend, gonna be sweeeeeeet.
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    Where are you guys finding those sweet fartbags?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainwreck View Post
    Where are you guys finding those sweet fartbags?
    ebay

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    You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

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    I went a different route last year. Instead of doing the fart bag, I went as a Texan, complete with cowboy hat, earmuffs and jeans tucked into the socks. This year I want to add a "Don't Mess with Texas" shirt and a fanny pack. So far, people have mentioned 3/30 & 4/1 at Breck, 4/12 at A-Basin, and 4/20 anywhere. If we could get a huge crew together for a weekend, that would probably be preferrable.

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    Isn't the one on the right a 686 recent throwback?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicalorado View Post
    I went a different route last year. Instead of doing the fart bag, I went as a Texan, complete with cowboy hat, earmuffs and jeans tucked into the socks. This year I want to add a "Don't Mess with Texas" shirt and a fanny pack. So far, people have mentioned 3/30 & 4/1 at Breck, 4/12 at A-Basin, and 4/20 anywhere. If we could get a huge crew together for a weekend, that would probably be preferrable.

    Been done by good4nothing and Summit. Don't mess with texas shirt, cowboy hat, etc.

    The best was good4nothing with a texas flag on as a cape....and puking off the lift steeze...

    can't find the pics cause it was a couple years ago.

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    Chica,

    We've checked the records and we still do not have naked pics from you, so please refrain from posting until you put them up, JONG

    MMMKAY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitchell333 View Post
    Chica,

    We've checked the records and we still do not have naked pics from you, so please refrain from posting until you put them up, JONG

    MMMKAY?
    I don't think you'd want that. I'm a dude. Unless you're into that type of thing...not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    Your a dude? What?


    so why Chicalorado then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicalorado View Post
    I don't think you'd want that. I'm a dude. Unless you're into that type of thing...not that there's anything wrong with that.
    In that case the proper procedure is nakked sister pics if you dont have a sister a GF is acceptable

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd View Post
    Your a dude? What?
    Exactly. WTF is up with your board name?

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