Thread: Fuuuuuuuuu....uuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk!!!!!!!

I left my moutain bike sitting against the garage like a fucking stupid dumbass motherfucking nimrod...running out of shitty words...idiot. Now it's gone! God fucking damnit!!! Replacing it is going to be a serious pain in the ass. Especially since I got a killer deal on it. I loved that damn thing!

Why am I such a stupid asshole?

And to the shithead that took it: FUCK YOU, YOU DIRTY SONOFABITCH!!!!

Been there. Still feelin' the pain two and a half years on. Hope you had insurance. If you don't I recommend jumping in your car with a baseball and hunting down the ugly motherfucker that stole it (assuming it happened just now...)

I had a large/xl Gary Fisher Sugar 2+. Recently upgraded with XT Crank and brand new tires. So fucking bummed right now. I think I slept only 3-4 hours.

so sorry M!!!! Ugh - that just completely sucks. I know you liked that bike.

not sure what you're looking for, but here's an XL on craigslist.... might be other good ones too.

http://www.craigslist.org/nby/bik/31224649.html

sorry about that - don't beat yourself up though - we've all done it!!

Damn man. I know exactly how you feel. I had my then 3 month old biked stolen out of my apartment like 3 years ago. Still pisses me off. I take it you didn't have insurance? I'll look around and see if I can find a good deal on a decent XL bike.

that sucks, when i was in college I left a newly laced front wheel at the trail head....I was so pissed at myself. karma was on my side at the time and I somehow got it back.

Huge bummer Arty, sorry to hear it.

Homeowners insurance should cover it. If it does, you'll probably get the full value of the bike new, plus the cost of the upgrades.

Hope everything works out.

Thanks for the sentiments, everyone.

Originally posted by CS
I take it you didn't have insurance? I'll look around and see if I can find a good deal on a decent XL bike.

As for insurance, I might be alright. We'll see. That said, I'm probably gonna have to find a new bike. Full suspension is a must since I have a destructo back. I'm thinking Kona, Santa Cruz, and Gary Fisher. What else should I be looking at?

damn...bummer mang....the TESCaBL riders will be awaiting your triumphant return to the dirt

yeah, hopefully insurance can help you out...and then you'll have a new ride!! Check out the Rocky Mountain ET-whatever series too [/phUnk]

I've liked my cannondale Jeckell for 5 years now.
Still works great.
new ones are 5+ inches travel and you can get the lefty (it rocks) or other 2 blade forks

Arty, if you ride like you ski, I'd find somthing in the 5 inch range, at least. And that's cool about the insurance. They should cover the replacement, meaning what it would cost to buy that bike new today (I think).

Some other bikes to consider (if you don't mind spending a bit more) are the Turner 5-spot, the Cove G-spot, Giant AC-1, and as you mentioned the Kona Coiler, SC Heckler.

That really blows. Let me know if you need any assistance with getting phUnk in the guilty party if you find them.

Originally posted by Arty50
As for insurance, I might be alright. We'll see. That said, I'm probably gonna have to find a new bike. Full suspension is a must since I have a destructo back. I'm thinking Kona, Santa Cruz, and Gary Fisher. What else should I be looking at?

So, this has become a "What Bike to Buy" thread?

I'd say this is your opportunity to go all out. Turner 5 Spot would be my recommendation...keeping in mind that I regularly have wet dreams about Turner bikes...is that weird?

Originally posted by bagtagley
So, this has become a "What Bike to Buy" thread?

I'd say this is your opportunity to go all out. Turner 5 Spot would be my recommendation...keeping in mind that I regularly have wet dreams about Turner bikes...is that weird?

Only if that wet dream involves the seat tube.

VPFree....

Originally posted by Arty50
I'm thinking Kona, Santa Cruz, and Gary Fisher. What else should I be looking at?

I absolutely love my new bike (Yeti 575):


Light, climbs well and has 5.75" travel. I just saw the gold frame the other day and it's sweet. Wish they had them available when I bought mine.

http://www.go-ride.com/prod_frames_yeti.html

Originally posted by Tap
trust me, I regularly "lubricate" all over my 5'er

Heh.

Tap, when did you put the Push on that? How you like it?
[/end hijack]

It was the pizza guy.

Sorry to hear that Arty.

Sorry to hear about your bike mang. I, as well as pHunk had our rides stolen. As for my experience, it turned out for the better, although, I was without a bike for a month. My parrent´s homeowner insurance policy covered my loss. I actually got full reimbursement for the retail cost of my bike. All I had to do was submit the police report, and a signed copy of the retail cost of my frame and components from a local bikeshop, and within a month they cut me a check for the value of the bike. Hope you can have the same luck as I did. I believe pHunk´s experience was similar to mine.

Nice, thanks Tap

I had the same experience with a set of wheels that were stolen from me. I left them at a parking lot and didn't realize it until the following day. They were covered under the homeowners policy, and I got retail value despite the fact that they came with the bike(Sugar 2 actually). I ended up getting $400 for a set of wheels that weren't worth half that.

uggggghhh, i hate to hear stories like this......hopefully, your insurance will cover this.....sorry about that, hopefully you will get the ride of your dreams to replace it soon.

Right after I rode with you, too. Damn.

Make sure you report it stolen to the police, and call all the local bike shops and let them know a description/serial #.

Also tell the bike shops to look out for someone bringing in your make of wheel with a broken rear spoke, or for them buying a single black spoke in the appropriate length.

To make this easier, I'd write a short description and send it/drop it off with all the shops.

Make sure to check Ebay over the next few weeks to see if anything turns up. That can easily happen.

Hope insurance helps you out.

arty, that blows man. hope you find it and stomp that f'er.

I just read a thread over on MTBR of a guy that had his Titus stolen only to cross paths with a guy that "stuposidly" bought a $5K titus switchblade for $100 on the trail. You can read the whole story over here

Oh Arty, I'm so sorry to hear this, this SUCKS. Do what Spats said - he has great advice.

Definitely let bike shops know. One of the guys we ride with had an AC2 stolen a couple years ago and the idiot who stole it brought it in to the shop where it was originally purchased for repairs. They recognized the mods they had done to the bike, called the guy it was stolen from and then the police.