Thread: JayFrizzo is Dead

Long live the depressed Manatee.

I'm looking for a job, and while it's going slightly better than expected, I still need to cope with all the usual I-ain't-got-no-job defects, including but not limited to paranoia, self-loating, bad hygene, mud butt, and rabid cynicism.

Only now you fucks gotta deal with it, too. In an effort to keep my "real" life intact I'll be projecting all these frivilous and infantile feelings onto y'all.

Deal with it, bitches.


J-

PS: I'm drunk. And serious.

Originally posted by jayfrizzo


Only now you fucks gotta deal with it, too. In an effort to keep my "real" life intact I'll be projecting all these frivilous and infantile feelings onto y'all.

Deal with it, bitches.


J-

PS: I'm drunk. And serious.

jfrizzo=blurred elevens=ted stroker..you bastard!

Originally posted by Poyeboy
jfrizzo=blurred elevens=ted stroker..you bastard!

=iceman.

Remember, we're all iceman no matter what else happens.

Hey, look on the bright side- at least you're gettin' some!

http://swimwithamanatee.com/gallery/ms1.jpg

Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
Hey, look on the bright side- at least you're gettin' some!

http://swimwithamanatee.com/gallery/ms1.jpg

Gimmie back my dollar Jayfrizzo!!!

Originally posted by jayfrizzo
Deal with it, bitches.

My last dose of percocet wore off half an hour ago. My next dose isn't supposed to happen for 2 more hours. As a bonus, it has completely constipated me.

My coping and "dealing" abilities are greatly hampered. You're risking a severe thrashing.

is this the "straight" Jayfrizzo or the "gay" Jayfrizzo that is dead.

Is the 'gay' one having sex with the dead 'straight' bodddy.

ok that might be over the line,b ut i'm drunk too.

Originally posted by 3o3
My last dose of percocet wore off half an hour ago. My next dose isn't supposed to happen for 2 more hours. As a bonus, it has completely constipated me.

Those doses are just suggested. Your problem isn't chronic, so you're likely not going to be on the meds long enough to get addicted.

Complain to your doctor. You should not be in pain. I've had some serious dental problems the past few years: root canals, extractions, etc. When it hurts, let your doctor know and she should help you out.

Drink lots of water and eat some prunes for the constipation. I feel ya there. During painful toothy (not toothing) bouts I've taken 3x the percocet dosage. It'll turn your poo into coal.


J-

Edit: Damn it, you lured the caring JayFrizzo back for one last jaunt. You bastard.

Originally posted by Crinkle
is this the "straight" Jayfrizzo or the "gay" Jayfrizzo that is dead.

Originally posted by jayfrizzo
Drink lots of water and eat some prunes for the constipation. I feel ya there.

I bet you do. (Crinkle, I think you have your answer.)

Toot Toot!

Look at the bright side...more time to practice fly casting.

you know i've left a job and gotten a new one between the time you lost yours and now.

how gat.

3o3-

Go buy a bottle of metamucil pills (not the drink mix) and eat one or two a day. That'll clean ya out nicely. Of course if you're c'pated you don't have to waste time poopin...

Metamucil is gat. Cut out the middleman -- get a big can of psyllium husk and some Ex-Lax. That'll clean out the old coal chute faster than you can say "Excuse me, miss, can I have the key to the men's room?"

As an added bonus, you'll lose the mud butt. Unless boredom has caused you to shave your ass.

umm... can we shift the focus from my coal chute back to frizzo's self-loathing?

Hey J,

UT will now have 5 ski resorts open to lift served DH biking. First should open very soon.

Play hard. Then you'll feel like looking for a job.

I blame it on the Republicans but I don't think enough people in Utah would believe me.