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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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02-17-2010, 07:25 AM #1801
Tanner, I got called gaper enough.I want to ski with a rope attached to you and juts try my snow plugh as it is the savest.I may not be good, but have rich friends, so maybe Gates would hire you as a mountain guide ? Or did you not read the anti discrimination clause ? Don´t you want to SKI WTH GAPERS ?
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02-17-2010, 10:54 AM #1802
2 weeks ago or so at LL, the Red Bull Pinzgauer was parked at the base of skiier drop-off. A man grabs my arms at the top near the restrooms and says "Excuse me Ma'am, what lift does that there Red Bull Bus take you?" I chuckled a bit and said it was only for marketing, that they don't actually take skiers anywhere. I don't think he believed me.
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02-18-2010, 07:18 PM #1803
What about the woman announcing the women's downhill on NBC?
something like
"Those men's skis Lindsey Vaughn uses have a longer wheelbase; just like a car, so they can really absorb those bumps in the course better"
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02-18-2010, 07:57 PM #1804Registered User
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I love being an expert extreme skier. Yeah yeah, fuck those GAPERS!
Bro Bra Blah Blah Blah!
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02-18-2010, 08:16 PM #1805
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02-18-2010, 08:56 PM #1806
^^^ Yep. Mary Carillo said that the men's skis vonn uses are much stiffer than the women skis and help absorb all the bumps and rutts on the course giving her a smoother ride, just like having a longer wheelbase on a car.
Its bad, but I don't know, I've heard more ridiculous things/analogies from commentators.
Oh, and I'm sure someone's said this at some point, but I've never heard it before so I'm sharing. At Stowe this past week, I was on the lift and overheard this guy telling one of his friends he wants to get a pair of fritschis for next year. Because the heel releases and lifts, and he's tired of skating across traverses.Magic Mountain Freeride Team...bringing your grom's game to the next level.
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02-19-2010, 12:17 AM #1807gimp
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was at a major ski resort walking to get tickets with friends, crack of noon. we see this really small kid and a young woman. the little kid has his skis off and is having a rough time getting the 6' to the footpath we are on. the woman is all sweet and encouraging, saying "you can do it, you can scooch your butt down the hill". the little kid is all cute and we're thinking she's his mom, and i say something encouraging. as we walk past she turns to us, and, under her breath, whispers "i fucking want to kill myself". then we see her snowsports nametag. made my day!
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02-19-2010, 12:49 AM #1808gimp
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the rare and elusive silver fox mullet
this was at snowbasin!
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02-19-2010, 12:57 AM #1809
The woman? You mean Christin Cooper? US Ski team for 8 years. Seven World Cup victories and 26 podiums. Silver medal in the 1984 Olympics - 3rd place in the World Cup....that woman?
"are like having a longer wheelbase, .." . Which is a true statement. A longer ski absorbs the bumps better just as a car with a longer wheel base is smoother ride.Last edited by Bullet; 02-19-2010 at 01:12 AM.
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02-19-2010, 08:52 AM #1810
Gaper at the top of the gondola, slamming their boot into the ski, It won't go
Girlfriend to the Gaper:
Youre shin strap (booster type strap) is caught underneath your boot.
Gaper: Oh, I see, thanks
Girfriend: That strap is supposed to go around your shin high on the boot.
Gaper: Oh, No, that strap is for carrying the boots.
Girlfriend: okbyeSkiing made me Board
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02-19-2010, 08:53 AM #1811
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Skiing made me Board
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02-19-2010, 09:04 AM #1812Registered User
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02-19-2010, 09:28 AM #1813Registered User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexander1310 View Post
At Snowbasin Saturday with 8 plus inches of fresh while riding the lift:
Gaper (from New York or Jersey, which ever, a useless place): Why don't they have a run dedicated to good moguls? I mean this is such a waste of a good mountain.
Me: I don't live in Utah to ski moguls.
Gaper: Then why are you here?
Me: To fly on deep untracked snow.
Gaper: Is that really more enjoyable than moguls?
Me: Ha....... yeah.
Gaper: Well can I go ski with you and see?
Me: Uh no...... I don't want you to goatfuck my run and the hidden stashes. (quick exit off the lift and skied off into the trees to ditch the Jersey Shore wannabe)
IF this is true. nobody will be following you because you sound like a pretentious asshole. I think most of this thread is funny but some 'serious skiers' on this site are just serious losers.
secondly i don't believe that gaper quote of the weekend. B/c I don't think someone has the indecency to talk to a stranger that way.
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02-19-2010, 09:40 AM #1814
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02-19-2010, 10:04 AM #1815
Well after riding up the lift for 10 minutes with this guy not shutting up about his life story and how awesome he was, hearing this and that, and to include me being a crabby asshole due to lack a sleep, I did allow myself to have that level of indecency to respond to this guy.
Honestly I think that the TGR forum ways wore off on me, first time I've been that rude to a guy before. Usually I'm a stand up guy, but at that moment I could give two shits. Oh wait
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02-19-2010, 10:13 AM #1816
Couple kids in their late teens early 20s. Kid 1 looks a little shaken up.
Kid 1: Whoa. I just hit somebody.
Kid 2: You hit somebody?
Kid 1: Yeah. They turned in front of me.
Kid 2: Did you apologize?
Kid 1: No. I just kept on going.
Kid 2: Good. Never apologize. Too many gapers out here today. We need to put the hurt on some of these gapers. Good work dude.
Kid 1: I guess.
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02-19-2010, 10:16 AM #1817
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02-19-2010, 10:20 AM #1818
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02-19-2010, 12:41 PM #1819
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02-19-2010, 01:26 PM #1820Registered User
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02-19-2010, 05:17 PM #1821
Monday, my wife and I are about to board a 2-person lift. The guy behind us asks, "Where does this lift go?"
How do you answer a question like that in the two seconds before the chair arrives?Change is good. You go first.
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02-19-2010, 05:20 PM #1822Registered User
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02-19-2010, 10:08 PM #1823Registered User
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02-20-2010, 12:56 AM #1824
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02-20-2010, 10:24 AM #1825
Riding up the chair and this guy gets out the resort map and starts turning the map different directions. Another rider on the chair say's are you lost? Nope and points to the top,that ways up. Then I put the map back in my pocket.
Last edited by jonesy; 02-20-2010 at 11:09 AM.
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