Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

A NS'er pulled up to me yesterday with a pair of poles that were literally maybe a foot and a half long. I asked him if he stole them from a midget. He said, no, it keeps them from getting hung up in the powder.

WTF?

i hope that sweater is flame retardant cuz being that core means you smoke in bed. period.

Originally Posted by old goat

In case you haven't noticed there are a lot of us older skiers EVERYWHERE. That's because we're retired and can ski every day while the rest of you assholes have to work.

I'm 24, I ski every day, and my knees work better than yours. Eat it!

I butter my knees. Keeps them supple. I haz the kneez of a 24 year old.

I used to have those SX91 "Equipes" back when I was 14 They were hand me downs from my uncle... Pretty positive I had less problems with those and my Force 9's than I do with my current boots.

Originally Posted by old goat

In case you haven't noticed there are a lot of us older skiers EVERYWHERE. That's because we're retired and can ski every day while the rest of you assholes have to work.

Hey, beats hanging at the senior center..... Don't fall and can't get up !

For you guitar players out there--guy asked me today about my Fender skis. Guy--- IT'S A STICKER!!!. Or I also have Weber and Fulltone skis.

Originally Posted by bptempleton

I'm 24, I ski every day, and my knees work better than yours. Eat it!

You do realize how badly you just jinxed yourself don't you?

^BWAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA....just when you think this story can't get any better BAM...there it is LMFAO. What a fucking gorbie.

oh sweet jesus...... this has reached a level i never imagined possible. if that is the same guy ...... i um ....... well ...... uuuummm ...... *phooo* ..... WOW.

I bet he has his boots on too cuz everyone knows there is a break in period and he can't be dropping AK peaks in fresh boots or dental floss hip flexors

So awesome. I want to meet him. He's like some kind of gaper spirit animal.

One would think that some sandbags in the pack would suffice as a similar weight for training purposes. Hell, you could even double your weight and still not have to carry cumbersome skis to work.

I am speechless...no way that's real, no way that's real

Alaska FTW!

Recent developments have taken this thread to new levels. Good work mags

gotta be somebody taking the piss.

Extra gnar points for calling your Mom from the stairstepper?

Originally Posted by CMSIV

This dude has the same backpack and shovel as the guy at Snowbird, coincidence???

No shit? Really?! I wonder why nobody else has noticed this?

CANNOT. BE. REAL. (although I am praying that it is)

Originally Posted by superstator

So awesome. I want to meet him. He's like some kind of gaper spirit animal.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Priceless....

Heard this a long time ago at heavenly...
At the base:
Newer skier, where should we meet later?
Skier B, let's ski that run, and meet back at top.
Newer skier, oh ok, but I have not learn how to ski uphill, yet.

Someone needs to trail AK douche and post updates

Fucking Epic. Alaska Man totally made my week.

Pointing to my Avalung, what's that? It's for my albuterol. What?

Originally Posted by toast2266

Extra gnar points for calling your Mom from the stairstepper?

Only if you're naked.