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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
11-02-2009, 11:09 PM #1326You seem to have a firm grasp on the obvious.
11-02-2009, 11:12 PM #1327
11-03-2009, 12:01 AM #1328You seem to have a firm grasp on the obvious.
11-17-2009, 10:33 PM #1329The Shred Pirate Roberts
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I can't decide whats funnier, all the good quotes in this thread or all the people who take themselves way do seriously.
11-18-2009, 05:57 AM #1330
Wow, I just killed a ton of time on this thread, enjoying every minute of it until I came to Marshal's post re:Seth. I just don't know how it is going to be topped, so everything else will now be a letdown."No avy training but I've watched K2 so many times I think I know what to look for." -JoeStrummer
11-18-2009, 09:52 AM #1331Registered User
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Not ski related but stupid gaper quote none the less and i get it all the time. My kid and I were hiking out with our skates and sticks over our shoulder after skating on a backcountry lake.
Gaper: Where were you
Me: skating on Gem Lake
Gaper: Was it frozen?
Me: No but I have Jesus like qualities and can walk on water.
Here's the lake and it had 4-6 inches of ice on it.
11-18-2009, 12:48 PM #1332
11-18-2009, 12:48 PM #1333
Marshal I assume seth was on seths? Or toons. Just curious
11-18-2009, 12:54 PM #1334Registered User
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I'm calling BS on the seth story... Even if he was at loveland for the WROD, what the fuck is he going to do with 1000' of 18* pitch that will be so illuminating for the guy asking the question?
11-18-2009, 01:01 PM #1335
11-20-2009, 12:10 AM #1336
Heard this one the other day on the lift, some bro jongs were talking about taking a backcountry trip I mentioned something to them about making sure they are equipped for such an excursion (probe shovel beacon and knowing how to use said items etc.) when the younger of the 2 interrupted me to quip "we don't need beacon's we both have RECCO on our pants and jackets"... I didn't quite no what to say, so I gave 'em the silent treatment.
11-20-2009, 09:50 AM #1337Living vicariously through myself.
11-20-2009, 10:09 AM #1338Registered User
I got 99 problems but this pitch aint one
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11-20-2009, 10:22 AM #1339
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11-20-2009, 03:18 PM #1340
Was just talking to a dude who's pissed about having to go up to a whistler condo this weekend...
and if that's not bad enough:
me: you know it's snowing up there? The skiing will be fun.
gaper: Fuck skis. Skis are for pink parka-wearing d-bags. Snowboards are my domain.
I think he missed the point..."Kids today, all they talk about is big air. I say, stay on the mountain, that's where the action is. If you want big air, pull my finger." ~Smooth Johnson~
11-20-2009, 03:46 PM #1341Pro skiers look like a bag of skittles.
11-22-2009, 11:55 AM #1342
So I was waiting in line at the tgr show in NYC the other night, and this woman (probably in her early to mid twenties) behind me is talking to a bunch of her guy friends she was with about how she can't wait to go skiing this season because:
Woman: "I just got these new sick boots. They're really cool looking, and are like a clear color with a flower on them."
One of her guy friends: "What boots are they? Who makes them?"
Woman: "I don't know but they're so sick. I think its something with a D hehe."
I tried as hard as I could (successfully) to prevent myself from laughing my ass off. Her friends started to laugh and rip on her, so I didn't feel obligated to add insult to injury.Magic Mountain Freeride Team...bringing your grom's game to the next level.
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11-22-2009, 04:09 PM #1343Registered User
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at my home resort in western new york, as i come out of the trees.
safety patrol - hey, stop.. what were you doing in there ?
me - skiing the powder
safety patrol - thats unskiable terrain, your not suppose to be in there
me - i just skied it
safety patrol - what if you got hurt? what would you do ?
me - im going for another lap, have a nice day
11-22-2009, 04:21 PM #1344
11-22-2009, 04:27 PM #1345Professional Partyer
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^^was this supplied by that jong in tech talk?
11-22-2009, 04:54 PM #1346
still was the best gaper quote I've heard this week
Although I had to stop in to Surefoot yesterday and the lameness of the people who go there to buy custom foam liners and boot heaters is somewhat sickening. Heard a husband telling his obese wife that her marker griffons were way too burly and intense of a binding for her. Also a lady complaining about her new boots and getting pissed off at the tech only to realize she'd put the liners in the opposite boots and managed to ski a whole day like that
11-22-2009, 05:46 PM #1347
Not a quote, but this is mega gaper! This kid definitely hates skiing because he can't figure out why his feet hurt so badly. These pics taken by my boss last year at Deer Valley. The kid was probably also wondering why some creeper adult was following him closely with a cell phone camera.
11-22-2009, 06:46 PM #1348
Can't tell you how many times I saw this when I used to be an instructor. The first part of my lesson eventually became " lets see your boots". I can't tell you how many times people, even adults had their pants tucked in or boots completely untied.
Nothing will ever beat the the time I watched a gaper kid chase his board WITH THE BOOTS STILL ATTACHED down the landing of a jump.
11-22-2009, 06:57 PM #1349
How do you put boots on backwards ?????Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to change this shit
11-23-2009, 12:20 AM #1350
Elderly lady looking at a leopard print balaclava made by Turtle Fur that had been sitting in the bargain bin since the 1980's:
"Is that made of real fur from turtles?" hilarious in it's own right until I heard her say the next line...
"because I'm allergic to wool."
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