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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
01-21-2008, 02:37 PM #101
yesterday I saw a dude skiing below the chair in a #12 Patriots jersey and I yelled "GO PATS!" really loud.
I must be a gaper
01-21-2008, 02:46 PM #102
I can't believe Brady was out pow hunting before the game yesterday...core!Ski it. It'll make you feel good.
01-21-2008, 02:49 PM #103Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
01-21-2008, 02:51 PM #104
Riding the chair with a copuple of german tourists on a big day:
1st one, really exhausted, breathing hard:
"Oh my god, i hate that powder, once you're trapped in there it takes ages to get back on the piste......."
2nd one, totally covered with snow:
"Yeah, we really picked the wrong week for our holidays, you can't even enjoy your run, always have to watch out for that nasty powder patches..."
They look at us, we're also covered with snow:
"Having trouble with the snowmasses as well, eh?!"
"Yes, no matter what we do, we end up in the powder the whole season"
chairride over and out
01-21-2008, 02:51 PM #105
AFAIK, it goes like this: Hell>Detroit>Texas>Albuquerque>Denver>HappinessIf you're a relatively moral, ethical person, there's no inherent drive to kiss ass and beg for forgiveness and promise to never do it again, which is what mostly goes on in church. -YetiMan
01-21-2008, 03:14 PM #106Okemo and Stratton have some pretty tough terrain if you know where to look. By my unofficial count there are more triple black diamond trails in the East than the West, hence, tougher terrain on the "Least" Coast. Case=closed. - Bottleman, Sept 2012
01-21-2008, 03:19 PM #107ya know, beer is far more than just the world's most perfect breakfast food.
01-21-2008, 03:19 PM #108"Those 1%ers are not an avaricious "them" but in reality the most entrepreneurial of "us". If we had more of them and fewer grandstanding politicians, we would all be better off."
- Bradley Schiller, Prof. of Economics, Univ. Nevada - Reno.
01-21-2008, 03:22 PM #109Living vicariously through myself.
01-21-2008, 03:22 PM #110
01-21-2008, 03:23 PM #111Un Paid Spokesman
- Join Date
- Apr 2005
- my own private idaho
01-21-2008, 03:23 PM #112
01-21-2008, 03:24 PM #113
Somebody needs to learn what the "greater than" and "less than" signs mean.
01-21-2008, 03:26 PM #114
Hmm, yes, I didn't mean to use this ">" with the meaning of greater than. Simply meant to use it as an arrow. As in, hell, then texas (which is perhaps questionable as bite me notes) then the rest. I don't know where the rest of the midwest goes in there...never lived there.If you're a relatively moral, ethical person, there's no inherent drive to kiss ass and beg for forgiveness and promise to never do it again, which is what mostly goes on in church. -YetiMan
01-21-2008, 03:31 PM #115
You could use this -> next time. People can get confused. Very entertaining for a monday.
01-21-2008, 03:31 PM #116
Now i know why dead setlists always look so dumb on the internetz.
01-21-2008, 03:37 PM #117A woman reported to police at 6:30 p.m. that she was being "smart-mouthed."
01-21-2008, 04:00 PM #118
first post to see how clearly that was laid out!
Apparently you (Nick Papagiorgio) don't know the first rule of TGR: If you are going to respond to someone's post it is your responsibility to look at and completely read all posts they have posted previously. Then (this is still rule 1) you have to search the entire forum to make sure there was not name change. If you don't find any info regarding this on the current TGR forum it is YOUR responsibility to repeat this process on Big Lines, New Schoolers, Alpine Zone, etc.
This post makes me smile even more because I know I'm on Bill H.'s ignore list .
EDIT: I forgot my contribution:
On the lift I heard a flat lander tell another that he bangs chicks all the time in ski towns. The trick is tell them you're someone famous. He always claimed to be Skogen McConkey.
Last edited by RaccoonFace; 01-21-2008 at 04:12 PM.TELL YOUR BOOBS TO QUIT STARING AT MY EYES!!!1!
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01-21-2008, 04:08 PM #119If you're a relatively moral, ethical person, there's no inherent drive to kiss ass and beg for forgiveness and promise to never do it again, which is what mostly goes on in church. -YetiMan
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