Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[pfluffenmeister]

^^ Oy.

He was committed.

[abraham]

Purloined from PaddedRoom.

Snowbird?

[SkiBall]

Sure this one has been seen, but fits right in here. Sorry if repost. The downhill shuffle on a wicked 2% slope is money.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSlzENED...oftheday&hl=en

[Fallenberg]

Mt Hood, guy stressing about his brand new skis (JJs methinks). "These don't have any edges" ... and then "I mean, they didn't even come with instructions."

[iceclimb]

Instructions: go that way, really fast, if something gets in your way, turn.

[pfluffenmeister]

^^^ Do you know the street value of this mountain?!?

[Damian Sanders]

Damien doesn't know how snowflakes form around a nucleus

Most of our on trail snow is man made and not very flaky.

[Gepeto]

Mt Hood, guy stressing about his brand new skis (JJs methinks). "These don't have any edges" ... and then "I mean, they didn't even come with instructions."

Naaah

[iceclimb]

^^^ Do you know the street value of this mountain?!?

After the recent purchases by Aspen/KSL I'm not sure that quote is too off the mark anymore.

[pfluffenmeister]

After the recent purchases by Aspen/KSL I'm not sure that quote is too off the mark anymore.

Actually laughing out loud!

[blueroom]

Spotted this gem in a shitty Sky Mall-esque catalog that came through work yesterday. Can't wait to see these plastic sit ski sled ski bikes ripping up the local slopes! Thanks France!

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The Darth Vader balaclava is sure to be a hit this Christmas too.

Looks like a great way to do some serious nut crunching.

[old goat]

From Snowbrains--
“We think it’d be a cool thing if people uploaded on the tram and likely hiked up a couple of hundred meters and dropped Shirley.” – Andy Wirth, CEO/President of Squaw Valley

Drop Shirley? Sounds dangerous. (Shirley is 90% of the intermediate skiing at Squaw.)

[~mikey b]

I submitted Owen's picture to Jerry of the Day.

[SkiBall]

I learned to ski at Bear Valley. Great but faded memories.

[skinipenem]

[Benny Profane]

I don't know. Kind of ingenious.

[HansJob]

Everyone was doing it back then. Some were lucky, others not so much.

[SKIP IN7RO]

aero bars on a full sus?

[Benny Profane]

aero bars on a full sus?

Well, yeah, that part screams gaper.

[SKIP IN7RO]

^Too many things were screaming gaper and confused me.

[old goat]

The new president of France skis in jeans---without skis. (And I thought you have to have the bar down in Europe.)

[yeahman]

^^And he's married to his former teacher who's 24 years his senior. Just sayin'.

[old goat]

^^And he's married to his former teacher who's 24 years his senior. Just sayin'.

High school teacher in fact. Don't we have a thread for that in the Padded Room?

She looks nervous on that lift.

[Skirotica]

High school teacher in fact. Don't we have a thread for that in the Padded Room?

She looks nervous on that lift.

Her hips don't handle the seated posture so good. sciatica acting up. and the rheumatism is gonna have her in fits well through bridge club.

[DBdude]

^^And he's married to his former teacher who's 24 years his senior. Just sayin'.

i'd hit it