Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[DasBlunt]

Wait. You call THAT a cornice, too? Good god.

there are a few different directions you can go off that lift Benny.

[Benny Profane]

there are a few different directions you can go off that lift Benny.

Christ, you're dumb.

[DasBlunt]

Christ, you're dumb.

It actually is called "Pali's cornice" what part of dumb are you talking about?

[stfu&gbtw]

Benny's a local. I'm sure once he slid to a stop, collected his skis, and attempted to have the lifty fired for not responding to his request to slow the chair while he unloaded, Benny looked at it very carefully from Griz Rd and if he says there's no Pali cornice, then there's no cornice.

Hey Benny - when are you scheduled to pretend to be in Colorado this year?

[harpo]

That's freakin brilliant. He must be an hvac guy.

[Meadow Skipper]

Amazing amount of bullshit in that one paragraph. Winter's here, and blowd is laying it on thick after his wife takes his apron off and let's him have a ski day.

What fucking cornice?

It's always funny when the gaper quote of the weekend is in the "Gaper Quote of the Weekend" thread.

[Benny Profane]

Are you saying that's a "cornice" too?

Madone.

[concretejungle]

there are a few different directions you can go off that lift Benny.

One being flat on your face.

[Benny Profane]

I now understand better why Jackson folk look down on you guys.

[DasBlunt]

I now understand better why Jackson folk look down on you guys.

Who says we think anything, literally anything on lifts in Jackson Hole WY is comparable to flat colorado?

You fell off a detachable for christ sakes!! I don't know how you survived a fixed grip Benny!!?

Can you even catch a rope tow?

( i would actually be a little sketched-out on my board, trying a rope tow for the first time FYI, but this ^^^ is funny).

[stfu&gbtw]

Are you saying that's a "cornice" too?

Madone.

You know they call the gut of Pali Face "Main St.", right? You know it's not actually a street though, right? No stop signs, cross walks, or anything. They also call the wind lip just east of the top of the rock band, "Pali Cornice". It's not the top of S&S or anything, but it's far more legitimate to call it a "cornice" than it is to call you a "skier'. You've been pretending to live in CO for quite a while now. You're probably ready to up your game and start pretending to live in JH. It's the next logical step in your training to pretend to go to Alaska.

[Benny Profane]

[Vt-Freeheel]

[PNWbrit]

You know they call the gut of Pali Face "Main St.", right? You know it's not actually a street though, right? No stop signs, cross walks, or anything. They also call the wind lip just east of the top of the rock band, "Pali Cornice". It's not the top of S&S or anything, but it's far more legitimate to call it a "cornice" than it is to call you a "skier'. You've been pretending to live in CO for quite a while now. You're probably ready to up your game and start pretending to live in JH. It's the next logical step in your training to pretend to go to Alaska.

Wan't he pretending to be a Cortina local this season?

[goldengatestinx]

[QUOTE=Benny Profane;4893354][img]https://calculatedbravery.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/nerd

Ben's self-portrait. I don't even know the guy but it's too fun. Bored here and surfing east coast forums...He says the same kinds of things over there.

[Benny Profane]

[QUOTE=goldengatestinx;4893555]

[img]https://calculatedbravery.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/nerd

Ben's self-portrait. I don't even know the guy but it's too fun. Bored here and surfing east coast forums...He says the same kinds of things over there.

Well, who's the gaper with the keyboard?

[DasBlunt]

[QUOTE=Benny Profane;4893559]

Well, who's the gaper with the keyboard?

Benny, CAN YOU EVEN CATCH A ROPE TOW WITHOUT BEATERING INTO THE GROUND?

[Benny Profane]

[QUOTE=DasBlunt;4893561]

Benny, CAN YOU EVEN CATCH A ROPE TOW WITHOUT BEATERING INTO THE GROUND?

You too, I see.

[goldengatestinx]

Wan't he pretending to be a Cortina local this season?

Is he typing with a French accent? Oui?

[goldengatestinx]

[QUOTE=DasBlunt;4893561]

Benny, CAN YOU EVEN CATCH A ROPE TOW WITHOUT BEATERING INTO THE GROUND?

Has he even seen a rope tow? IRL I mean.

[PNWbrit]

Is he typing with a French accent? Oui?

I think even Benny knows Cortina is in Italy.

Probably used his GPS to find out?

[goldengatestinx]

I think even Benny knows Cortina is in Italy.

Probably used his GPS to find out?

Funk & Wagnalls Encyclopedia. GPS reception is sketchy in the basement.

(Holy fuck where in the depths of deep RAM memory did that come from...)

[stfu&gbtw]

[QUOTE=Benny Profane;4893559]

Well, who's the gaper with the keyboard?

I'm betting it's the guy with 24000+ posts.

You want some of that action?

[NW_SKIER]

I think even Benny knows Cortina is in Italy.

Probably used his GPS to find out?

He doesn't need GPS. He's a local already.

[PNWbrit]

He's a local already.

Known by all as ...stupido vecchio fica che cade sempre fuori la seggiovia.