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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
04-05-2008, 08:41 PM #576Badgerman Guest
04-05-2008, 10:59 PM #577Registered User
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04-06-2008, 08:13 AM #578
04-06-2008, 08:27 AM #579
Two snowboarders, about 21:
Boarder 1: "I hate powder."
Boarder 2: "Yeah. Except to land in."
Boarder 1: "Except to land in.""Active management in bear markets tends to outperform. Unfortunately, investors are not as elated with relative returns when they are negative. But it does support the argument that active management adds value." -- independent fund analyst Peter Loach
04-06-2008, 06:48 PM #580
Was trying out a new boyfriend, was pretty psyched when he said that he skied until I asked him what he was on:
Not the answer I was looking for. End of relationship.
Last edited by blndbmbshll; 04-06-2008 at 06:51 PM.Trading the future for the moment, one freshie turn at a time.
I may have slept with you last night, but that doesn't mean I'll ski with you today.
04-06-2008, 06:51 PM #581
04-06-2008, 08:00 PM #582
04-06-2008, 08:35 PM #583Badgerman Guest
I was trying out a new girlfriend......internet thing......blackberry on the lift.......asked her if her ass fit in a fifty gallon drum.......she said "no way"
wrong answer......end of relationship
04-06-2008, 09:06 PM #584
04-06-2008, 10:16 PM #585concreteshoes,cyanide,tnt
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had some folks ask me if the moment ruby's are racing skis, and one fella ask how do i ski powder w/ them (bump above the troll shit)
04-06-2008, 11:40 PM #586Shut your eyes and think of somewhere. Somewhere cold and caked with snow.
04-07-2008, 01:00 AM #587
04-07-2008, 06:14 AM #588
04-07-2008, 02:12 PM #589
I am normally a mere lurker, but this made me think of this thread:
Yesterday morning at Copper, in a light snowfall, a woman with her son asked me, "Are we allowed to ski while it's snowing?
04-07-2008, 02:15 PM #590"Are we allowed to ski while it's snowing?Stay left.
04-07-2008, 02:23 PM #591
i was riding up the lift with a couple and they were looking at my skis ( line invaders ) then looked at me and said "did you paint those yourself?"
04-07-2008, 04:24 PM #592
04-07-2008, 05:33 PM #593Craven Morehead Guest
04-07-2008, 05:50 PM #594
04-08-2008, 03:46 PM #595
Well, the conversation I had with one of my friends after he came back from his road trip to Utah for spring break qualifies as a whole string of quotes. At first, I was pissed that he didn't tell me that they were going, since I, too enjoy staying in SLC for free.
.... I then found out that they skied one black all week, and that was by mistake. I quickly reassessed the situation, and was quite glad they did not invite me. Skiing blues at snowbird would not have sat well with me.
The pictures really tell the story better than the rest of the conversation.
My friend's new profile picture
He is one of my best friends, and doesn't know any better, so I restrained myself. But I still felt obligated to show him what an actual tuck consists of.
However, I lost my restraint when I saw this:
"Dude, what the FUCK is Trobee doing with his skis off in the middle of a bowl?"
The response, "Oh, well his boots were cutting off circulation to his foot, so he slid down for a while."
I sat there in shock for a moment, trying to fathom how this seemed to be a logical idea, and then I saw another picture that explained the situation:
He had managed to put his left pant leg inside the boot not just once, but EVERY SINGLE DAY that they skied. No wonder he couldn't feel his foot...
04-08-2008, 04:05 PM #596
goggles or shades?
First of all... that tuck picture posted above is beautiful.
as for gaper quote... it wasn't last weekend, but it is clear as yesterday:
parking lot at squaw, nuking snow and blowing wind. guy parked next to us looks up at the hill engulfed in a cloud and turns to his buddy "what do you think? Goggles or shades today?""There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me." David Hasselhoff
04-09-2008, 03:10 PM #597
I have been asked twice before completely earnestly whether my bindings were broken when I was standing in the lift line in tele skis.
04-09-2008, 03:50 PM #598
04-10-2008, 08:45 PM #599
I don't know what it is about low viz that makes people want to kill themselves, but... This masterpiece of gaperdom gets off the tram today, carries her skinny-ass straight skis across her chest, and walks directly to the Moonlight sign-out shack, which, incidentally, is way out of the way. She was clearly going to click in, and ski whatever was below her.
Me: Do you know where you're going?
Me: Well, this is double-black, sign-out, scary stuff.
Me: You want Liberty Bowl.. Over there. Follow the green circles down.
Her: Wow, Thanks!
Saved another life...Stay left.
04-10-2008, 11:23 PM #600
double diamon 223 -that PoleVault girl avatar, did you post that on the snowbank thread, do u even pole vault? just curious, I do, and yes she is beutifullive longer to play longer - Willy Yaw
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