Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

today on the gondi at stowe:

(referencing my BD flicklocks)

do those poles collapse for storage?

Originally Posted by Garrett

You bought soypoles for your 7 year old? I feel bad that your kid has such a gaper parent.

Pretty awesome that this guy needs no soypoles, but your steeze-rockin' first-grader does.

Also this chick.And this guy.And more.

I'm sure the guys were douchebags, especially with the dumbfuck helmet comment. Sorry, soypoles are just a pet peeve of mine. Softer, heavier, soyer.

Well, first off, yeah, I'm a gaper.

Second, fuck you for picking on my kid too.

Third, having three kids skiing I pick up cheap or free gear whenever I can and they use it when it fits them.

Fourth, like I said before, pick on someone your own size. You wanna give me shit about it that's fine, but don't be name calling on little kids. Maybe you were the self-proclaimed douchebag in the line.

Fifth, they're fucking ski poles. Who the hell cares what they look like?

Did I mention fuck you yet?

Riding the lift watching the freeride comp at Taos, the guy tells his girlfriend "Wow, those guys are nuts. They must have their bindings set all the way to 10!"

I would have thought it was obvious from context that I was picking on you, not your kid. I'm sure your kid is dope, he just has a dope for a dad is all. But hey, The More You Know. Next time you can pass over the soypoles at the swap and buy or trade for the (cheaper or same price, stiffer, lighter, less soy) straight slalom poles.

^^^
Are you guys really mixing it up over kids ski poles......on this money thread?

The both of you = fags.

Originally Posted by bones get broke

^^^
Are you guys really mixing it up over kids ski poles......on this money thread?

The both of you = fags.

the "in" term for "fag" is now........"magician."
-Jason Ellis

Originally Posted by bones get broke

The both of you = fags.

Thank you sir. Never knew I smoked pole until just now. You complete me.

GQOTW:
<texan>"Got any of them Indian casinos around here?"</texan>
Fresh out, partner. They all went East in the great exodus of '02.

Originally Posted by bones get broke

^^^
Are you guys really mixing it up over kids ski poles......on this money thread?

The both of you = fags.

the one of you=JONG

Originally Posted by Garrett

Thank you sir. Never knew I smoked pole until just now. You complete me.

GQOTW:
<texan>"Got any of them Indian casinos around here?"</texan>
Fresh out, partner. They all went East in the great exodus of '02.

You smoke soy pole.

workin at snowbasin one of the kids alpine team skiers says to me "you dont need to slow it down for me im a good skier." immediatly followed by her stabbing her ski into the unload ramp and putting her flat on her face

Originally Posted by oftpiste

Well, first off, yeah, I'm a gaper.

Second, fuck you for picking on my kid too.

Third, having three kids skiing I pick up cheap or free gear whenever I can and they use it when it fits them.

Fourth, like I said before, pick on someone your own size. You wanna give me shit about it that's fine, but don't be name calling on little kids. Maybe you were the self-proclaimed douchebag in the line.

Fifth, they're fucking ski poles. Who the hell cares what they look like?

Did I mention fuck you yet?

Lighten up Francis.

Standing @ the snow skate comp at Sierra on Sat. this touron wearing shorts & a short sleeve shirt was Yelling " I'm from San Franphysco, i'm a fucking skinhead" Snowballs from the competitors demolished him

Originally Posted by MotoBeak

Riding the lift watching the freeride comp at Taos, the guy tells his girlfriend "Wow, those guys are nuts. They must have their bindings set all the way to 10!"

That's when you turn to him with a dead serious face and say "No my friend, their bindings go all the way to 11."

I heard a new one today..."Are those trick skis?'...I don't know, maybe hookers DO ski these

Wait, what the fuck are soy poles?

No valet parking?

Bolton Valley last Saturday

I was at Wolf Mountain saturday and sunday doing a little skier-X. Whilst waiting for my friend to meet at the bottom of the lift and I wearing a bib with a big USASA logo on it:

"Excuse me, are you from a church group?"

Originally Posted by Garrett

Thank you sir. Never knew I smoked pole until just now. You complete me.

What the fuck's your problem? 7 year old kids eat that shit up. Race jr. boots, race team skis, race poles...does it hurt your eyes to see a kid with curvy poles because they can't mach 9 a GS course, or did you just not get a pony when you were younger?

Dickhead.

been moving my gear into my new office and my nice, yet still a gaper, officemate who doesn't like to ski (she snowshoes because it's more serene and peaceful) notices I have two pairs of skis and two snowboards...

officemate: "which do you like better?"
me: "depends on the day"
officemate, slightly confused: "ok, what if its a Saturday?"

Man gets off of Supreme lift at Alta: "Excuse me, could you tell me where the Supreme lift is?"
Me: "I'm sorry, we don't have a lift by that name. You must be thinking of some other mountain."

Man stares blankly, walks to photographer, asks same question, while I'm madly trying to signal her not to tell him.

Originally Posted by grrrr

What the fuck's your problem? 7 year old kids eat that shit up. Race jr. boots, race team skis, race poles...does it hurt your eyes to see a kid with curvy poles because they can't mach 9 a GS course, or did you just not get a pony when you were younger?

Dickhead.

grrrr is the mang. Glad someone gets it.

Some douche in a gay jester hat, "heart carving has arrived"

Originally Posted by MFJ&S

A few years back while working at PURG I left the shop and ran across a texan in a one ton ford dually 2wd trying to make it up the steep drive with a foot of fresh. he had the gas pinned and kept digging in deeper. i offered to get my rig to tow him out. he accepted while saying "hope you got a dually" i came around with my Tacoma and got the strap out of the bed. the texan just laughed and told me there was no way i could help. I insisted he let me give it a shot, i hooked him up put 'er in 4 low and dragged him out. I got my strap back with a shit eating grin and left. I laughed my ass off all the way home.

I can one-up this one, but NSR. A friend of mine was up getting a Christmas tree a couple of years ago. Pulled over on what he thought was the shoulder but was actually just deep snow. His 4wd Nissan was stuck. Girl comes along in an 80's vintage Subaru and asks if he needs help. She grabs a tow strap out of her car, hooks it up, and yanks him out.

He's then behind her as they're driving up the road, and they see a guy in a big Dodge dually. Same thing, chica in a Subaru puts her tow strap on the Dodge one ton and yanks it out of the snow. Absolutely priceless.

Originally Posted by Nathan Explosion

Man gets off of Supreme lift at Alta: "Excuse me, could you tell me where the Supreme lift is?"
Me: "I'm sorry, we don't have a lift by that name. You must be thinking of some other mountain."

Man stares blankly, walks to photographer, asks same question, while I'm madly trying to signal her not to tell him.

hahaha, best part is I'm sure after that he thought you were the clueless one.

Originally Posted by Microcosm

hahaha, best part is I'm sure after that he thought you were the clueless one.

No, because I was wearing an Alta uniform.