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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
03-10-2008, 07:25 PM #451
today on the gondi at stowe:
(referencing my BD flicklocks)
do those poles collapse for storage?
Fun times in the mountains
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03-10-2008, 07:59 PM #452
Second, fuck you for picking on my kid too.
Third, having three kids skiing I pick up cheap or free gear whenever I can and they use it when it fits them.
Fourth, like I said before, pick on someone your own size. You wanna give me shit about it that's fine, but don't be name calling on little kids. Maybe you were the self-proclaimed douchebag in the line.
Fifth, they're fucking ski poles. Who the hell cares what they look like?
Did I mention fuck you yet?
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03-10-2008, 08:04 PM #453
Riding the lift watching the freeride comp at Taos, the guy tells his girlfriend "Wow, those guys are nuts. They must have their bindings set all the way to 10!"
03-10-2008, 08:10 PM #454
I would have thought it was obvious from context that I was picking on you, not your kid. I'm sure your kid is dope, he just has a dope for a dad is all. But hey, The More You Know. Next time you can pass over the soypoles at the swap and buy or trade for the (cheaper or same price, stiffer, lighter, less soy) straight slalom poles.If you're a relatively moral, ethical person, there's no inherent drive to kiss ass and beg for forgiveness and promise to never do it again, which is what mostly goes on in church. -YetiMan
03-10-2008, 08:45 PM #455
Are you guys really mixing it up over kids ski poles......on this money thread?
The both of you = fags.The police never find it as funny as you do.
03-10-2008, 08:53 PM #456A woman reported to police at 6:30 p.m. that she was being "smart-mouthed."
03-10-2008, 08:59 PM #457If you're a relatively moral, ethical person, there's no inherent drive to kiss ass and beg for forgiveness and promise to never do it again, which is what mostly goes on in church. -YetiMan
03-10-2008, 10:32 PM #458
03-10-2008, 10:36 PM #459
03-10-2008, 11:37 PM #460
workin at snowbasin one of the kids alpine team skiers says to me "you dont need to slow it down for me im a good skier." immediatly followed by her stabbing her ski into the unload ramp and putting her flat on her face
03-11-2008, 12:31 PM #461Registered User
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03-11-2008, 12:35 PM #462
Standing @ the snow skate comp at Sierra on Sat. this touron wearing shorts & a short sleeve shirt was Yelling " I'm from San Franphysco, i'm a fucking skinhead" Snowballs from the competitors demolished him
03-11-2008, 12:48 PM #463
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03-11-2008, 01:44 PM #464
I heard a new one today..."Are those trick skis?'...I don't know, maybe hookers DO ski theseIf it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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03-11-2008, 01:52 PM #465
Wait, what the fuck are soy poles?
03-11-2008, 01:58 PM #466Registered User
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No valet parking?
Bolton Valley last Saturday
03-11-2008, 02:11 PM #467Registered User
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I was at Wolf Mountain saturday and sunday doing a little skier-X. Whilst waiting for my friend to meet at the bottom of the lift and I wearing a bib with a big USASA logo on it:
"Excuse me, are you from a church group?"
03-11-2008, 02:20 PM #468Living vicariously through myself.
03-11-2008, 03:06 PM #469
been moving my gear into my new office and my nice, yet still a gaper, officemate who doesn't like to ski (she snowshoes because it's more serene and peaceful) notices I have two pairs of skis and two snowboards...
officemate: "which do you like better?"
me: "depends on the day"
officemate, slightly confused: "ok, what if its a Saturday?"كافر
03-11-2008, 03:18 PM #470
Man gets off of Supreme lift at Alta: "Excuse me, could you tell me where the Supreme lift is?"
Me: "I'm sorry, we don't have a lift by that name. You must be thinking of some other mountain."
Man stares blankly, walks to photographer, asks same question, while I'm madly trying to signal her not to tell him.
03-11-2008, 03:40 PM #471
03-11-2008, 03:49 PM #472
Some douche in a gay jester hat, "heart carving has arrived""When the mountains speak, wise men listen" -John Muir
03-11-2008, 04:00 PM #473
He's then behind her as they're driving up the road, and they see a guy in a big Dodge dually. Same thing, chica in a Subaru puts her tow strap on the Dodge one ton and yanks it out of the snow. Absolutely priceless.
03-11-2008, 04:01 PM #474
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