Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**tavis** · 12-14-2012, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

Saw a new one yesterday. Snowboard on roof rack....

With boots in the bindings.

Girlfriend: "You already forced me to put that ugly-ass rack on my car. There's no way in hell you're putting your stinky boots inside..."

**masaraksh** · 12-15-2012, 04:38 PM

"Those SHAPED skis..." (my 189 2011 Obsetheds) then proceeds to tell me how she has been skiing same skis for 20 years.

PISSES ME OFF.

spook · 12-15-2012, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

Saw a new one yesterday. Snowboard on roof rack....

With boots in the bindings.

I would have forced them off the road and run up to the car screaming hysterically about the kid falling off a while back.

Edit: also have to include the 8 or so cars following each other by about a car's length on slippery 26 coming home from mt. Hood following the de-icing truck by about a car's length at 40mph.

**mikebreen** · 12-15-2012, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by masaraksh

"Those SHAPED skis..." (my 189 2011 Obsetheds) then proceeds to tell me how she has been skiing same skis for 20 years.

PISSES ME OFF.

Does your butt hurt, dude?

**PowerWhore7** · 12-15-2012, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Smoova

Not a quote, but funny nonetheless:

Over the summer I won an auction for an older pair of skis/bindings on eBay. Told the seller that I only wanted the bindings and he could remove them by taking out a handful of screws and save on the cost of shipping. Box arrived but was larger than I had expected ... because seller had used a chain saw to cut the skis just in front of and behind each binding piece.

FTW

gsa888

**Neurodoc** · 12-16-2012, 12:24 AM

Heard on the Hogsback chair at Stevens:

"Beer makes me more coordinated, I can drink 10 beers and snowboard better than when I'm sober, my dad doesn't believe me but it's true."

Yes, he was holding a beer at the time. Yes, it was 10:00am. Yes, he was a snowboarder.

And yes - when he tried to unload the lift, he fell over.

**~mikey b** · 12-16-2012, 12:30 AM

**jonesy** · 12-16-2012, 09:42 AM

telemike come on up to Bachelor since DR is closed. 50" in the next few days. I'll be in Modesto in March.

doughboyshredder · 12-16-2012, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by telemike

Yeah, cause Terje Haakonsen is a gaper.

**Art Shirk** · 12-16-2012, 10:07 AM

Sure acted like one.

doughboyshredder · 12-16-2012, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by commonlaw

Sure acted like one.

In that case we're all gapers.

**Art Shirk** · 12-16-2012, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by doughboyshredder

In that case we're all gapers.

Ain't that the truth.

**DasBlunt** · 12-16-2012, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by telemike

Dirksen derby for sure is a gaper fest, but that fucking forest service cop was a tool. "STOP THE CAR", as Terje is parking. Is he running? Jesus. Badass derby course though...

**~mikey b** · 12-16-2012, 10:20 AM

an asshole and an idiot

doughboyshredder · 12-16-2012, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by telemike

an asshole and an idiot

Talking to the mirror, again?

spook · 12-16-2012, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

Dirksen derby for sure is a gaper fest, but that fucking forest service cop was a tool. "STOP THE CAR", as Terje is parking. Is he running? Jesus. Badass derby course though...

Maybe we should send terje Dan samas' card. I wonder if he can work in Oregon...

**MakersTeleMark** · 12-16-2012, 03:33 PM

Not quite a gaper quote, but close. And I empathized with the guy.

Location: Ritz Carlton Bachelor Gulch great room between Spago ($$$$) and the Buffalo Bar ($18 burger):

Can't we just go to the cafeteria?

**old goat** · 12-16-2012, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by masaraksh

"Those SHAPED skis..." (my 189 2011 Obsetheds) then proceeds to tell me how she has been skiing same skis for 20 years.

PISSES ME OFF.

Banned topic, along with water ski remarks, elk/deer remarks, a few others that escape me at the moment.

And for Terje's benefit--how to talk to the law:
Officer: "blah, blah, blah"
Terje: "I'm sorry officer."
O: "blah, blah blah"
T: "It was stupid of me officer"
O: "Blah, blah, blah"
T: "yes officer"
O: "blah blah blah"
T: "thank you officer"

In America the phrase "Yes, officer" has the same meaning as the Norwegian phrase for "fuck you"

**jonesy** · 12-16-2012, 04:13 PM

old goat has had his share of run ins w/ johnny law........

you never win an argument with the law at best you break even.

**Powder Ho** · 12-16-2012, 05:19 PM

My buddy and I are hiking the ridge during a classic WC storm/powder day. When we get to the slot in the rocks into the bowl it's blocked by a guy w/ his googles on his fore head and his sunglasses iced up. He looks lost.
me

ude, do you know where you are?
him:No, that's why I'm waiting for it to clear so I can see.
my buddy:Uh, that would be tomorrow. It's storming all day.
him:Huh?
me:Are you wearing a beacon? (he's not wearing a pack)
him:Oh yeah, thanks. I guess I'll turn it on now.
We split and skied to the bottom. We waited just in case. Jeez

**stuckathuntermtn** · 12-16-2012, 06:52 PM

I bet more people have chainsaws than pozidrivs.

**Meadow Skipper** · 12-16-2012, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

I bet more people have chainsaws than pozidrivs.

I have both, but I'm missing your point.

**Smoova** · 12-16-2012, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

I bet more people have chainsaws than pozidrivs.

Probably true ... but damn near everyone has a #3 phillips, which will work just fine.

**epic** · 12-16-2012, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Neurodoc

Heard on the Hogsback chair at Stevens:

"Beer makes me more coordinated, I can drink 10 beers and snowboard better than when I'm sober, my dad doesn't believe me but it's true."

Yes, he was holding a beer at the time. Yes, it was 10:00am. Yes, he was a snowboarder.

And yes - when he tried to unload the lift, he fell over.

You ever seen him ride sober though? Maybe what you saw is better than without the 10 beers.

**SquamptonBC** · 12-16-2012, 08:47 PM

No quote needed from this gaper on 7th at Blackcomb - gay bandana covering face, GoPro on head for epic footage, snowboard boots, fuckin snowblades. Really??