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  1. #2676
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    Quote Originally Posted by TacocaT View Post
    For the those who are not on facebook I think this is the same video. I saw that guy from the chair Thursday and thought to myself "that is going to be one great movie."
    YouTube - Loveland (POW POW DAY Part Duex!)
    the youtube comments are killer.
    Big skis from small companies at Backcountry Freeskier

  2. #2677
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    Watch him explain why he needs the mask: [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lCQgKWbafE"]YouTube - My first Ski Movie! Winter Park Colorado[/nomedia]

    (Jump straight to 3:30 if you don't want to waste too much of your life...)

  3. #2678
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prodigy View Post
    The dude called the legal consumption of alcohol and topless women "backwards"...
    Personally, I'm all for the legal consumption of topless women.
    Living vicariously through myself.

  4. #2679
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helldawg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by soups818 View Post
    Yep, that's a SPOT. I wonder if he was the douchnozzle that kept setting it off on Bethoud Pass last year, thinking it was a beacon, and causing SAR to respond everytime.
    JONG. SPOT don't do that...

    Google it toolbox.
    Hey Helldawg, before you get all high and mighty you fuck head why don't YOU Google SPOT and tell me what it fucking says.

    Direct from the SPOT website:

    Functions:
    SOS / 911: Use this function In the event of a life threatening or other critical emergency to notify emergency services of your GPS location and that you need assistance. The GEOS International Emergency Response Center alerts the appropriate agencies worldwide – for example contacting 9-1-1 responders in North America and 1-1-2 responders in Europe.

    Before you throw out a JONG call-out make sure you are right....TOOLBOX! Now go fuck yourself.
    Last edited by soups818; 01-25-2011 at 06:14 PM.

  5. #2680
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Mondbrot View Post
    Watch him explain why he needs the mask: YouTube - My first Ski Movie! Winter Park Colorado

    (Jump straight to 3:30 if you don't want to waste too much of your life...)
    I got douchechills from watching that vid...

    WTF is he doing at 6:00?

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    ^^Agreed. It's really bad. Shittiest music too.

  7. #2682
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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    I got douchechills from watching that vid...

    WTF is he doing at 6:00?
    I don't know. I started at 3:30 and only made until 3:49. Painful.
    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
    -Death

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Jerry View Post
    The other morning I was awoken to "Daddy, my fart fell on the floor"
    Kaz is my co-pilot

  8. #2683
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    Quote Originally Posted by karpiel View Post
    This is full of win. (fail?)
    Loveland pow pow day!
    I knew I'd seen that dude somewhere before!


  9. #2684
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    So I was bumping the Sugarloaf chair at Alta today...

    Guy loading the chair, commenting on new snowfall to his buddys: "It's amazing what a couple of inches will do."

    Me: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

    Not really a gaper quote, but we all laughed.

  10. #2685
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Mondbrot View Post
    Watch him explain why he needs the mask: YouTube - My first Ski Movie! Winter Park Colorado

    (Jump straight to 3:30 if you don't want to waste too much of your life...)
    wow, its like a terrible wanna be warren miller.

    he essentially talks about trying to breathe so he can get oxygen...wow

  11. #2686
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Mondbrot View Post
    Watch him explain why he needs the mask: YouTube - My first Ski Movie! Winter Park Colorado

    (Jump straight to 3:30 if you don't want to waste too much of your life...)
    "With big mountain Western skiing..."

    Holy shit. Winter Park is my home mountain. I never knew before now how fucking core I am






    (I ski with a team of sherpas that carry 2 oxygen bottles each and have signed contracts allowing me to exit the chair lift first.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by soups818 View Post
    Hey Helldawg, before you get all high and mighty you fuck head why don't YOU Google SPOT and tell me what it fucking says.
    Before you throw out a JONG Call Out Call Out make sure you know your shit fucking shit cunt bitch piss fuck tool

    "Members of the Alpine Rescue Team have been working overtime to solve a mystery that began Dec. 14 when an emergency signal emanating from an ACR Electronics PLB-300 MicroFix was picked up by the U.S. Air Force. Since then, the same signal has bounced off a satellite from an area between Winter Park and Jones Pass on seven occasions, sending a cascade of rescuers ranging from the Air Force to state search and rescue (SAR) coordinators, local sheriff's departments and multiple mountain rescue teams scrambling to locate the signal and determine if someone was in need."

    http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_14169778


    Ahahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    He truly captured the experience of riding the catwalk from lift 4 to lift 8. Amazing! Also love the shots of his skis plowing through 2" of powder.
    Change is good. You go first.

  14. #2689
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Mondbrot View Post
    Watch him explain why he needs the mask: YouTube - My first Ski Movie! Winter Park Colorado

    (Jump straight to 3:30 if you don't want to waste too much of your life...)
    Good thing he didn't spend any time on a magic carpet, that would be so much more tiring than sitting down on the chair.
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    This is kinda like the goose that laid the golden egg, but shittier.

  15. #2690
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    check out the a basin vid on his youtube page, where they tear up greens...soooooooo douchey

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    This is why I shudder every time I see a gaper with a POV cam!
    Nice choice, skiing the ridge in zero visibility. Knob.

    The mask explaination was priceless!
    "There really isn't ANY oxygen up here".
    What's the top of WP, 11,000ft? Tell that to the guys that climb Everest without supplemental oxygen.
    Does he realize that his mask doesn't supply oxygen?
    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

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    wood one of you fags post something ohter than hate on this gaper ???
    hate on me, hate on others, but let it go you fags !!!
    sorry I don't get too many gaper guotes from the slackcountry, except from me !!!
    We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadam View Post
    wood one of you fags post something ohter than hate on this gaper ???
    hate on me, hate on others, but let it go you fags !!!
    sorry I don't get too many gaper guotes from the slackcountry, except from me !!!
    He apparently has something going for him or the chick wouldn't be hanging out with him.
    Unless it's his sister or something...
    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

  19. #2694
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    Looks like he lives in Highlands Ranch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eshed View Post
    Here's a story from a buddy of mine: He was skiing somewhere on the EC (I forget where) and saw a Texan and his son standing at the top of the halfpipe.

    Dad (to son): "Why don't you go on down in that stunt ditch and do something special?"
    Easily the funniest thing I've read in this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluxrad View Post
    I knew I'd seen that dude somewhere before!

    Not that guy. This guy.

    The Sheriff is near!

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    Anyone seen this yet:

    http://27bslash6.com/f4s.html

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    ramsey

    thank you for making me laugh out loud. Special thanks to the short owner of Function 4. http://function4sports.com/. Can you please sign me up for 5 of the free board packages?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsey View Post
    Anyone seen this yet:

    http://27bslash6.com/f4s.html
    Simple, unadulterated win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsey View Post
    Anyone seen this yet:

    http://27bslash6.com/f4s.html
    Pure awesome. Laughed my ass off.

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