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  1. #1
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    Men, you should buy this book

    I know it's not easy to admit that mostly we fumble around, assuming we are stimulating the ladies and doing what they like...feeling like we've got it going on in the sex department. It takes a big man to admit that he could be better with the clitoris or, "nature's Rubix cube".

    The book is called Extended Massive Orgasm, I foget the author's name, but I have been employing the techniques of the couple who wrote it and my girlfriend is experiencing extreme pleasure. It's a bit more Northern California 1973 and a bit less Boston right now....the beginning of the book will seem weird no doubt. It's somewhat specific techniques like "move your hand here and do this" but it's more a way of thinking and feeling and focusing on "the bean". Once you master the bean you are a sex god. I've been trying the moves out on my girlfriend and last night she said, verbatim: "holy shit! what the hell was that all about!?! have you been doing research or something!?!? that was incredible!!!!!!! Nobody has ever touched me like thatbefore!!! I think we might have to call in sick tomorrow!!!"

    Laugh if you want, insecure people laugh....they aren't willing to admit they could be better lovers. But guys I swear, the ladies go out of their minds for this type of stuff. According to the book, you can get your lady to have huge orgasms that last for up to an hour. I'm not a level 22 bean master so I can't produce those kinds of results yet, but I will get there.

    The focus of the book is giving your lady pleasure, and if you can provide that they, by nature, will pleasure you.


    Extended Massive Orgasm. It works and it's worth it.
    thats new hampshire as fuck


    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.

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    Vinz, I cant believe you started this thread without posting naked pictures of your girlfriend. You should be ashamed.

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    yeah sorry, no nakeds exist at this time, I know the maggot rules about posting naked girlfriend pics I just don't have any.


    I'm not done with the book yet, but so far it's about making sure the girl trusts you and is basically okay with turning manipulation of her nervous system over to you. The clit, or "bean" as I like to call it, is built for one purpose only and that is pleasure, it doesn't do anything else but give the girl pleasure when manipulated. So it's less about sliding your finger in her to get her ready for humpin and more about focusing on giving her the maximum amount of pleasure her body, and your hand, can give her.

    I guess the most basic stuff is:

    positive re-inforcement to find out how she likes to be touched

    once you know how she likes to be touched doing the same motion over and over and over and not stopping. You want to slow down and speed up here and there because as with any nerve ending, if the same stimulus happens over and over the nerve receptors become dull to the sensation so you have to mix it up but keep the same motion. (think about it this way, you block out literally billions of stimuli everytime you go outside, your body, eyes, ears, nose, touch...are all developed to the point where unless something is life threatening or REALLY stands out, it doesn't register in your brain because you don't NEED to acknowledge it)

    teasing and knowing when to stop so she wants it even more, turning on the brain is an important part. when you stop for a second she'll beg you to keep going.

    that's the most basic stuff really...there's more to it but being conscious of what you are doing and focusing yourself totally on her pleasure are important parts.
    thats new hampshire as fuck


    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.

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    are you thinking of the "you love the cock" with the dude pointing to the graffiti and the camera. That ain't me, that's my friend Babbitt , and no it doesn't apply in this situaition.
    thats new hampshire as fuck


    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.

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    Is this what the "penis on wheels" is all about?
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    books like this & Vibrators are like Fat skis,
    once people thought theey were a crutch for the untalented but really they are grat to have in your quiver to take your skills to the next level more easily,

    good on ya mang.

    try these tricks with her vibe, she has one just ask.

    just be prepared for epilepsy

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    yeah man, I am stoked with the stuff I'm learning. I'm definitely not the bean master but to be able to see a noticeable difference in the pleasure factor makes me happy. and my lady ain't complainin.

    thats new hampshire as fuck


    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.

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    I'm too cheap to buy it, can you just run it through the scanner?
    “Is there nothing sacred? Have we lost our moral center? It just makes me want to pee on someone.”
    -Tracy Jordan

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    Wink

    Shouldn't this be in tech talk?

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