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    I just waxed a tick with a hammer

    got the fukker real good. teaches him for crawling up my leg.

    i fukking HATE summer.

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    Nice!

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    your leg must hurt

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    Re: I just waxed a tick with a hammer

    Originally posted by powslut
    got the fukker real good. teaches him for crawling up my leg.

    i fukking HATE summer.
    Bet your leg hurts.

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    Does your leg hurt?

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    Glad to see that he's found meaningful work as an exterminator.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelo.../mc_hammer.jpg
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    Originally posted by Pinner
    Does your leg hurt?
    kinda, and there's a bit of blood, but the fact of the matter is i killed that tick until he was really dead. let that be a lesson.

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    Originally posted by Plakespear
    Glad to see that he's found meaningful work as an exterminator.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelo.../mc_hammer.jpg
    Really can't figure out why he went broke, I mean the guy was a clothing innovator, look at those pants! Nice suspenders BTW.
    Skiing, where my mind is even if my body isn't.

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    Originally posted by powslut
    kinda, and there's a bit of blood, but the fact of the matter is i killed that tick until he was really dead. let that be a lesson.
    Dude, ticks are like Zombies, they come back to life. Flush that fucker.

    Hope yer leg feels better soon.

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    Originally posted by iceman
    Dude, ticks are like Zombies, they come back to life. Flush that fucker.

    Hope yer leg feels better soon.
    don't worry i proceeded to drown in rubbing alcohol in the sink, then lit the alcohol on fire then drained it the sink. his genes are out of the pool.

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    But what about the leg??? Any bruising? What kind of hammer was it?

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    Originally posted by Pinner
    But what about the leg??? Any bruising? What kind of hammer was it?
    ball peen hurts the most

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    Originally posted by Pinner
    But what about the leg??? Any bruising? What kind of hammer was it?
    Let's hope for a 3 pound enginers hammer.

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    Wink

    Sledge hammers to your sack can leave a mark.

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    please don't call me a pussy, but it was only an 8oz claw hammer.

    i feel shame for having such a small hammer.

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    Originally posted by powslut
    please don't call me a pussy, but it was only an 8oz claw hammer.

    i feel shame for having such a small hammer.
    Bwahahahahaha is it your wife's hammer? Let's hope so..

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    Originally posted by powslut
    please don't call me a pussy, but it was only an 8oz claw hammer.

    i feel shame for having such a small hammer.
    time to step up and kill it
    http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

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    DOH! That reminds me, gotta get a tick collar for das mutt!
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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    Originally posted by lemon boy
    DOH! That reminds me, gotta get a tick collar for das mutt!

    Fuck that. Just a get a BFH.

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    Originally posted by powslut
    please don't call me a pussy, but it was only an 8oz claw hammer.

    Ah, but which end did you use?

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    Its more fun to grab a knife and cut off all the legs on 1 side of em and watch them run in circles.

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    ahhh tick huh. im just writing about the lil acarina in my ecology presentation now. they suck.
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    Yup, we've definitely hit summer here. Seems earlier than usual, doesn't it?

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