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    FUUUUUUUUCK!

    I just totally fucked up the mount on my 200 120s

    The front half of the binding went on perfectly but now I can't get the back half to stay down for anything....







    oohhhhh so pretty



    note, they're not as purple in real life.

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    I like your sickle and hammer.

    and your skis, those are soooo sick. I do have a tele jong question though. when people talk about an active or neutral tele binding, what do they mean, and what do you want for steering a beast like that?
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    In the other scenario, you would be like "Peanut Butter, cool, fuck I'm stuck HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME oh fuck I'm screwed, but at least I have time to think about how screwed I am. I guess that is a blessing. FUCK NO IT'S NOT A BLESSSING I'M STUCK AND I'M DYING.

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    purple is gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy View Post
    In soviet Russia, lotus skis you!
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    OR sign it with a fake sig, then later they say "we have your sig!" NO you dont!

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    I seem to recall the old joke goes... "in soviet russia, the women are ugly... and they fuck you."


    nice sticks lb.

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    FUUUUUUCK! I need a pair of skis like that.
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    Glad you guys like my garage decor and skis

    Quote Originally Posted by 300hp View Post
    when people talk about an active or neutral tele binding, what do they mean, and what do you want for steering a beast like that?
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    active/neutral describes basically how far back on the sole of the boot the binding engages the boot bellows, a neutral binding requires that you do all of the bellows bending yourself whereas an active one helps you out with that task. An active binding feels like it is really holding onto the ball of your foot.

    Skiing them active/neutral is purely a personal preference, IMVHO for driving big skis lateral rigidity is much more important. Linkens are laterally rigid neutral flexing bindings that suit my style very well. Plus, I fucking hate bending over to put tele bindings on.
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    Shit, not even a slight tip of the hat for the green?

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    ^^Those O1s look pimp.


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    Damn hippies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Jass View Post
    ^^Those O1s look pimp.

    Funny.

    A tip for getting that heelpiece to stay down: 2 well placed sheetrock screws.

    I didn't realize I'd never seen Linkens, those are sweet looking. The ski is ok too.

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    I bet you are a vegetarian.

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    Lemon boy: Are the screws just spinning or? If so, I would helicoil it. Given the fact that the back pat of the binding does not carry that much force, maybe one of those simpler plastic screw repair things would work too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divebomber View Post
    OR sign it with a fake sig, then later they say "we have your sig!" NO you dont!

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    In that case it must be an inherent design flaw of the binding...

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    Duuuuuuuuuddddddde!

    That IS fucked up. I think the skis are ruined. Prolly gonna have to give up on 'em, you can't possibly drive a ski like that if the back of your binding won't stay down.
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow, and flying through the air

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    Quote Originally Posted by MT View Post
    Shit, not even a slight tip of the hat for the green?
    Dude, I love the green ones. My first pair... *sniff*
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    glad all the waiting paid off.

    what mondo size boot do you wear?
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    26.5 but they're linkens so you can't adjust the size at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy View Post
    26.5 but they're linkens so you can't adjust the size at all.
    damn you and your grl sized feet. i have to say that between my 105s and my grl sized 120s, dps has really killed it.
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    Sucks for sure. I don't have the balls to even look at them wrong, let alone stick a drill in em. Any luck yet?

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    No skiing yet, I'm taking my time with them, they now are both mounted but I only have one skin cut and haven't bothered putting wax on them. I am pretty excited that I finally figured out (kind of) how to not be a total skin cutting gumby. I probably also spent two hours grinding all of the screws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy View Post
    No skiing yet, I'm taking my time with them, they now are both mounted but I only have one skin cut and haven't bothered putting wax on them. I am pretty excited that I finally figured out (kind of) how to not be a total skin cutting gumby. I probably also spent two hours grinding all of the screws.
    what kind of skins?
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    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy View Post
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    I'd be curious to hear what you have to say about the tail attach system on the dps.

    My Alpinist skins, while the kick ass, have a terrible tail attach. I am thinking of ways to carve grooves into the tails without really hurting the ski.
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