Tina Fey on strike

**Hutch** · 11-05-2007, 10:44 AM

She looks a little self-conscious. I love her, so I support her unconditionally.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/05/bu...hp&oref=slogin

**Steven S. Dallas** · 11-05-2007, 10:49 AM

She must feel like a total idiot out there chanting lame-ass slogans like "No downloads, no peace". As someone who hates sincerity, I can totally sympathize. But she is the most famous TV writer in the world, I guess, so she should probably be there.

**Tap** · 11-05-2007, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Hutch

I love her, so I support her unconditionally.

you cannot love her, because I love her. Me Me Me.

**Benny Profane** · 11-05-2007, 10:56 AM

Who's Tina Fey?

I should go over there and organize a protest across the street aimed at them, shouting stuff like "500 channels, and they all suck!", or "No more crappy sitcoms, stay on strike!". I'll bet I find some people to join me.

**Hutch** · 11-05-2007, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I'll bet I find some people to join me.

I won't take that bet, there are hundreds of thousands of cranky bastards in Manhattan who would chant anything you asked them to.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 11-05-2007, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Tap

you cannot love her, because I love her. Me Me Me.

Back off, chumps! She's mine. I totally said hi to her once (the NBC elevator bank was right next to mine when I worked at 30 Rockefeller Plaza).

Actually, an ex-girlfriend and I had a deal where, if given the opportunities, she could get with Jon Stewart and I could make sweet, sweet love to Tina Fey. I don't think it happened for either of us.

**Hutch** · 11-05-2007, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

bang Tina Fey.

Ow, my ears! You don't "bang" Tina.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 11-05-2007, 11:09 AM

You're right, that was coarse. Tina, if in the course of your cyberstalking you come across this thread, I've matured a lot since then.

**Hutch** · 11-05-2007, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

You're right, that was coarse. Tina, if in the course of your cyberstalking you come across this thread, I've matured a lot since then.

Glad I quoted you.

Tina, SSD is a player, a total star-fucker. He's just looking for another celebrity notch on his bedpost.

Me? Oh, I'm a sensitive guy, and I just read this. Put down that sign and pull your knees back to your shoulders and let me take your mind off of this horrible strike.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 11-05-2007, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Hutch

Tina, SSD is a player, a total star-fucker. He's just looking for another celebrity notch on his bedpost.

This is actually true. Tina, I've saved a space for your notch, right between Ann B. Davis and The Big Ragoo.

**bagtagley** · 11-05-2007, 11:37 AM

You chumps got it all wrong. She doesn't want to be woo'd by a couple douches bearing flowers and promises of a night of candle-lit love making. She wants to be banged, and I'm the one to do it.

Tina, I'd totally bang you...totally.

**Odin** · 11-05-2007, 11:38 AM

Writers Go On Strike: TV Shows Found to be Better Without Them.

**Odin** · 11-05-2007, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

Tina, I've saved a space for your notch, right between Ann B. Davis and The Big Ragoo.

This is the craziest Fourway sex orgy I have ever seen.

Also, calling it her notch? Not COOL! * Try Pleasure Palace, or Love Hole

**SuperChief** · 11-05-2007, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Odin

This is the craziest Fourway sex orgy I have ever seen.

Also, calling it her notch? Not COOL! * Try Pleasure Palace, or Love Hole

I suppose referring to her as my "Vertical bacon sandwich" would be unappreciated.

**Hutch** · 11-05-2007, 12:14 PM

**Platinum Pete** · 11-05-2007, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Odin

Writers Go On Strike: TV Shows Found to be Better Without Them.

Unfortunately we'd wind up with more "Dancing with the Stars" type shows.

**Odin** · 11-05-2007, 02:03 PM

Now Now, they have writers too!

Almost every "reality" show has a core group of writers. As a matter of fact, I think a couple of the shows attempted to speed up production at the end of the year so that they wouldn't end up trying to finish the shows during the strike.

**ptavv** · 11-05-2007, 02:54 PM

I would like to take Tina Fey far away from all your leering eyes and give her everything which her heart desires on an island where we live just the two of us with some monkeys and genetically engineered talking rabits (which we kill and eat regularly so that they do not get too powerful).

**Tippster** · 11-05-2007, 03:24 PM

Late Night talkshows and reality TV shows will be the first to "suffer" from this strike.

**Benny Profane** · 11-05-2007, 03:32 PM

Who is Tina Fey?

**Woodsy** · 11-05-2007, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by bagtagley

You chumps got it all wrong. She doesn't want to be woo'd by a couple douches bearing flowers and promises of a night of candle-lit love making. She wants to be banged, and I'm the one to do it.

Tina, I'd totally bang you...totally.

just when i give up hope around here fantastic gentlemen come a long and suck me back in.....
(fYI tina likes it when you tounge her baloon knot, but keep you fingers out)

**ICEHOCEY77** · 11-05-2007, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Hutch

On the other side of her face is a huge scar that she refuses to ever speak out.

**Hutch** · 11-05-2007, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by ICEHOCEY77

On the other side of her face is a huge scar that she refuses to ever speak out.

Lies. Filthy lies.

You can't even spell "Hockey." You don't make sense. She refuses to speak out her scar? What are you talking about? Are you nine years old?

Go away. Tina needs our support right now.

**ICEHOCEY77** · 11-05-2007, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Hutch

Lies. Filthy lies.

You can't even spell "Hockey." You don't make sense. She refuses to speak out her scar? What are you talking about? Are you nine years old?

Go away. Tina needs our support right now.

Go fuck yourself.

http://www.google.com/search?q=tina+...ient=firefox-a

Next time you see her on TV, see how often they shoot her from her left side vs. her right.