I laughed, I cried, I got confused. Would read again.

Though what I really want is a YouTube channel where Fred’s dad reads Fred’s posts out loud and comments on them.

Throw off the shackles of employment comrade! The BTC revolution is here!

Tell us more about the good life

Emotional investing is a crazy thing

There is no such thing as a high stakes table because the odds of the games don’t change depending on the amount bet.

This is just high unhedged risk, like piling all your (read: your investors)...

There’s nothing godlike about going massively long on volatile assets with other people’s money.

Yes, when your argument boils down to “we need to be able to kill anyone we want to because they could be our enemy, be near our enemy, be related to our enemy, be aiding our enemy, be the same color...

For your mom’s onlyfans account? Nah. Why buy the cow when you can get the cow for free?

“Hamas wants to kill us” does not mean “this apartheid doesn’t count” no matter how much you want it to

That brown area on the map needs to be extended to cover the Sphere in Vegas

Sure, that and 20 years of apartheid.

“Oh no don’t retaliate” was only window dressing in the sense that it was never the course of action.

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Nuke from orbit and behead the remains

That you don’t understand this concept speaks volumes.

Spend 30 minutes with Saylor and you’re an idiot too.

The guy who openly admitted BTC was the only way to keep his second major business failure from happening after he couldn’t find anything...

Well yeah, that too

Little did they know the morality they were counting on is non-existent!

“If we kill all the women and kids, they won’t be in the way later!” is some next level genocide shit buddy.

The IDF kills their own citizens who are waving white flags, why shouldn’t we believe they’re targeting non-coms?
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See, the LA Times corroborated the story with other doctors, whereas the IDF just said “highangle will swallow whatever we shoot into the back of his throat, so we’re gonna just say ‘it didn’t...

Because it somehow makes the IDF actions less atrocious and legitimizes kid killing?

Congrats MW and Mrs MW!

Found a pic of the lovely couple finally
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/NINTCHDBPICT000525864437.jpg

U no reed gud!!

LOL at you supposedly being anti-kid killing

https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2024-02-16/rafah-gaza-hospitals-surgery-israel-bombing-ground-offensive-children

“I stopped keeping track of...

So has the shine from the halving worn off and prices are just gonna trickle back down now? Where are my expert BTC prognosticators?

Every time he drops the rod he catches a few

Or it’s attempted deescalation? You attacked us, we save face by launching an (easily intercepted?) attack on you?

Not sure if true, but…
https://twitter.com/mouvement33/status/1778566905881829792

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I’m still convinced FetyF is some new street drug because I refuse to accept that an adult male would have typed that otherwise.

Nahhhh

https://media.tenor.com/QZ9VaDtLFeoAAAAM/wwe-santa-claus.gif

No Ashlee in customer service either to come over and distract us from the problems.

https://media.tenor.com/It_zwL75XXQAAAAM/the-big-lebowski-the-dude.gif
More likely to get the dudes in bathrobes

In fairness, almost no one in the world (relatively speaking) knows who the hell he is without googling, and even then probably wouldn’t care.

I guess no one is left to carry on the hunt for Nicole Brown’s killer

The other problem with Reddit is it’s 50+% bots.
I’ve found the best way to search Reddit is by using Google and just tacking “Reddit” on to the end of your search terms.

They actually just needed to save the storage for the site’s new DunfAI search engine

I mean, maybe he’s not the expert in that area that he thinks he is?

https://nypost.com/2024/04/08/business/teslas-cybertrucks-were-rushed-out-are-malfunctioning-at-astounding-rate/

Hey man, country clubs, cemeteries, and dirty A-rab settlements are the biggest wastes of prime real estate, amirite?

You’re right, it’s more likely just a persistent stream of “oopsies”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/04/05/gaza-aid-humanitarian-idf-deconfliction/

Over the past six months,...

I can’t read it without hearing “Smoko” in my head. I suggest a collabo

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LOL… or like, maybe they were standing close to someone who might be hamas. Or were just one of the 100 acceptable civilian casualties to target potential Hamas operatives. Or maybe it was an actual...

Anything at HD/Lowes is garbage, even from the reputable brands. We’ve had good luck with Grohe stuff from the local bath/design place.

Blinken says Ukraine to join NATO

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/us-secretary-state-blinken-says-ukraine-will-be-nato-member-2024-04-04/

No one rushed in to defend Hamas for their shit bro, but here you go again defending terrorism with your whatabout bullshit.

“The legitimacy of their decision making” - lol bro, they outsourced...

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“LOL WarZonEz are DedLEEE, WHat Did THey ExPECT!!!!”
-Reagan

“Unresponsive in their AO”- caravan was traveling in the de-conflicted zone, after previously identifying themselves and coordinating...

The aid caravan communicated directly with the IDF bro. They got hunted down on a “safe for non-com travel” road and murdered.
Not accidental. Not incidental. Targeted.

You’re defending shitty...

Intentionally killing aid workers to dissuade them from trying to help is terrorism bro. Yet here you are sucking your trite “war zones are dangerous!” shtick straight out of Bibis nutsack.
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