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  1. Sumatra or Sri Lanka...are you high? Go to...

    Sumatra or Sri Lanka...are you high? Go to Sumatra your chick will be fine.
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    13 years in. At ten I had to take a year and a...

    13 years in. At ten I had to take a year and a half off so I wouldn't have a heart attack or go on a killing spree. I have seen it all, a knife to my throat, guns in my room, I've been punched in...
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    ughhh, just took my forward knee to the chin and...

    ughhh, just took my forward knee to the chin and knocked myself silly at "the rock" this morning. Seeing stars I managed back on my board and instead of gathering myself I paniced and I wanted out...
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    I just dropped 30 pounds in two months by doing...

    I just dropped 30 pounds in two months by doing nothing. Everyone thinks you have to do something to lose weight when in fact all you have to do is nothing, making sure that nothing includes eating....
  5. I am extremely sorry for the confusion...I mean...

    I am extremely sorry for the confusion...I mean all the money comes from the east, such as the mythical land of "Asia". You know...Japan, China, Kuala Lumpur, Korea.... If your an electrician in...
  6. Hawaii...because the money comes from the east,...

    Hawaii...because the money comes from the east, not the west, there is still plenty of work here. Skiing kind of sucks, but hot asian girls in bikinis help you deal with the stress.
  7. oh I almost forgot.... GeoMat "suck my balls" I...

    oh I almost forgot.... GeoMat "suck my balls" I live so beach front I have to swim to land to get to the beach but I usually just make it to the break Im surfing all day. Have fun working...the rest...
  8. Wow gramgram, that just hurts. However, hard to...

    Wow gramgram, that just hurts. However, hard to argue that higher ed tuition is skyrocketing out of control to support a ridiculous system of greed and corruption. Hell, my own state school pays...
  9. And for the love of god post pictures

    And for the love of god post pictures
  10. Bigbuks in Abudhabi.... I stand corrected. ...

    Bigbuks in Abudhabi.... I stand corrected. proceed with geology degree. Dont worry about the Staford fed ed loans, you can pay them off when you are making the big bucks with your hot wife and ski...
  11. Sounds like a huge waste of money to me. The...

    Sounds like a huge waste of money to me. The world be a changing and unless someone else is going to pay for the outlandish price of higher education its just not worth it today. Your young enough...
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    Well according to google maps 2,877 mi, 14 days 8...

    Well according to google maps 2,877 mi, 14 days 8 hours. At first I was like, "I really need a faster boat", then when I looked at step 10 in the driving directions I saw this.

    6. Continue onto...
  13. "ey go cook rice" local translation: beat it,...

    "ey go cook rice"

    local translation: beat it, get the fuck out of here, your useless for anything but cooking rice. Often spoke to annoying younger siblings and ugly wives.
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    Have you decided where you want to live yet, and...

    Have you decided where you want to live yet, and what you want to do for a living out here?

    As for the haole thing, just don't be a dumbass and you'll be fine. Food is plentiful off the land in...
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    Girls do yoga. Men stretch.

    Girls do yoga. Men stretch.
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    WTF? I dont even know what the hell you fags are...

    WTF? I dont even know what the hell you fags are talking about. Who turned Whiskey gay. Whiskey is for the gutter, and the only drink any self respecting man should ever drink, unless for some reason...
  17. I voted for Bu'

    Bu La 'ia: The Legend Continues
    Posted: May 26, 2011 11:31 AM Updated: May 26, 2011 11:35 AM
    By Keahi Tucker - bio | email

    MAUI (HawaiiNewsNow) - Whatever happened to Bu La 'ia? Hawaii News Now...
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    In my 11 years as a teacher one teacher i worked...

    In my 11 years as a teacher one teacher i worked with was killed while breaking up a fight between two 7th graders (no fucking joke) and another had a career ending heart attack breaking up a fight. ...
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    Check out erowid.com for all the info. Its LSA,...

    Check out erowid.com for all the info. Its LSA, I tried it several times in Hawaii. The first couple of times I tried it, it was great fun. The next few times I got severely nauseous and that...
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    Ditto on how hard it is. After 10 years teaching...

    Ditto on how hard it is. After 10 years teaching I got the hell out largely due to all the fucked up shit you have to deal with. I mean I lost track on the sex abuse and rape count but I had to...
  21. Its a process, your biggest hang up is going to...

    Its a process, your biggest hang up is going to be insurance. My advise would be to talk to the park permit person directly, that is in the park you specifically want to operate in, as oppose to...
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    SLC rental for Dec, Jan, Feb

    We're closing up the ranch in Boulder, UT for the winter and I need a short term rental for me and one chill cat. I plan on skiing the bird most days, I have a car and the means to pay rent, in...
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    no joke my buddy has three kids, got...

    no joke my buddy has three kids, got snipped...now he has four kids. You know who doesnt get pregnant....hookers, just stick with them and you'll be fine.
  24. Thread: UGH

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    I give you mad props, after teaching high school...

    I give you mad props, after teaching high school science for 11 years I need post tramatic stress treatment. I now farm and will never look back. Oh my point is I would dread the parent visit to...
  25. I was installing a stereo in my piece of shit...

    I was installing a stereo in my piece of shit beach cruiser and needed something to wedge it in place. The only book in the laundry room of my condo was a bible so I figured what the heck.. It was a...
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    Hell I've eaten dog...more than once, so does a...

    Hell I've eaten dog...more than once, so does a lot of the world. Not much different than eatin any other animal in my book.
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    Feral cats and butt worms

    So the cat survived the trip from the beach of Hawaii where she was raised for eleven years to the middle of bumfuck nowhere horse ranch. After the shock and one near death freezing incident she is...
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    Dude...was the burger on a sesame seed bun?...if...

    Dude...was the burger on a sesame seed bun?...if so your fucked dude, hope you didnt use all your unemployment.
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    Pfff...grow for a few years and say that. Like...

    Pfff...grow for a few years and say that. Like my daddy said "son if you can't roll a joint you got no right smokin weed"
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    That was bad ass

    That was bad ass
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    Yeah, flying out of here you can carry-on but not...

    Yeah, flying out of here you can carry-on but not coming. Ive decide to do the carry-on and just get her really really high on the ride down....Glad to here your adjusting to Hilo. I've put some...
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    I have had dreads for about a decade just so I...

    I have had dreads for about a decade just so I can fuck hot dready chicks like this one. The rest of you have a snow balls chance.
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    It was kind of weird watching a Filipino family...

    It was kind of weird watching a Filipino family buying a bunch of Guinea Pigs at Petco when I bought the cat carrier.
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    I want to believe you, but the cat did piss...

    I want to believe you, but the cat did piss herself and cry the entire way to the vet much less a half day journey.
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    The vet said sometimes cats croak when they tranq...

    The vet said sometimes cats croak when they tranq them so they dont do it much anymore. I mean I can get some K, I hear thats cat tranq, but I seem to do it all when I get it and Im not sure on how...
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    Cat carry-on horror stories.

    So I am about to take my cat on a six and half hour plane ride, plus all the other travel and check in time. I just had to bring her three miles down the road to the vet and she freaked the fuck...
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    Awesome!

    Awesome!
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    Bawwhawww!!, For the love of god, someone tell...

    Bawwhawww!!,

    For the love of god, someone tell me they have footage of the rouge wave that cleaned up all the spectators.
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    On my first real boat trip, we set sail out of...

    On my first real boat trip, we set sail out of Hawaii heading to Washington. The night we set sail the captain went over last minute details. He showed us a very old sextant he had but that he...
  40. You know the real reason why Obama is shutting...

    You know the real reason why Obama is shutting this down the manned program is because of the aliens. He is probably being controled by the alien overlords or even an alien walkin himself. Either...
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    Oh its always in the middle of the night with...

    Oh its always in the middle of the night with sheets of rain.
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    After having almost lost my life on the boat in...

    After having almost lost my life on the boat in my avatar in a failed Pacific crossing and losing friends doing the same, and on shorter runs from the Caribbean, I feel confident saying its about day...
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    WTB: Cheap 4x4 or 2x4 truck in SLC

    I land in SLC Feb 28th and need a ride for under 2 grand. Could make arrangements for someone to look at it sooner if necessary.
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    WTB: 4x4 passenger van

    I'm looking for a 4x4 passenger van on the cheap, but might be willing to spend more for the right van
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    Now how am I suppose to get any mormon tail in a...

    Now how am I suppose to get any mormon tail in a beater.
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    Utah auto financing help

    I need to buy a cheaper used pickup in Utah and need a auto loan. The catch is I work in Hawaii but Im taking a leave of absence in Feb. So basically I need to make a loan happen while it still...
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    uggghhh xmass festivus ended with two broken...

    uggghhh

    xmass festivus ended with two broken ribs. Ribs, evidently, are very important in everything from breathing to pissing.

    I just farted and had to hold back the tears.
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    AFX Big Head XXXXL because Ive got big ass dreads

    AFX Big Head XXXXL because Ive got big ass dreads
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    This is fun. Had a student tape razor blades...

    This is fun.

    Had a student tape razor blades just under the edge of my desk and some students desks so they would and did get sliced.

    Had to cut off the tip of a students finger when he put a...
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    Oh I almost forgot your best options. You can...

    Oh I almost forgot your best options. You can just get a cab for like 60-90 bucks right to the trail head and there is a payphone there so you can call for a ride when you get out. IMHO this is the...
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