It's gonna be 11:35 AM Friday on Southwest, can you make that? If not no worries I have a Plan B. Verizon has the phone I wanted on display in the store but they don't have any to sell -fucking...

Numbnuts of the year award to nbt. Next time you see SkiFishBum you can tell him you're sorry. If you can catch him, either on the up or the down.

11. In the end, money trumps all. Where is the money here? Hint: Money don't tele.