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    Well, lo and behold...a rhinestone cowgirl. I...

    Well, lo and behold...a rhinestone cowgirl. I wouldn't mind checkin her cinch strap.
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    That's purty funneh, considerin you immediately...

    That's purty funneh, considerin you immediately erased all the posts that had your user title saying how you gobbled cock. Did you panic, like the lambs do out at the ranch when they see a wolf? ...
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    Five more stars. I would assume the opening...

    Five more stars.

    I would assume the opening salvos will start firing by the end of the workday tomorrow. Just kidding. More like 10am Oklahoma time.



    peasout.
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    ya know, out at the ranch the young bulls kinda...

    ya know, out at the ranch the young bulls kinda make a squealing sound like Jer. but only when we're cutting their nuts off.

    YEEEHAAAW!
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    How bout we just slit your throat, let you bleed...

    How bout we just slit your throat, let you bleed out and be done with you, fucktard?
  6. Not if you have to do more than two years. ...

    Not if you have to do more than two years.

    Keep it clean, md11!
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    My mistake. I mislocated your info. But why would...

    My mistake. I mislocated your info. But why would a Canook want to stir trouble in the US when he could mail trouble straight to Jesse James door?

    Ya hear that, you Canooks?
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    And you're a pretty ornery critter on the...

    And you're a pretty ornery critter on the interweb, arntcha? So why don't you stfu and mail Jesse a couple of them thar hellaciously stinky BC buds in a plain white envelope and redeem yourself? Be a...
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    Here ya go. ...

    Here ya go.

    http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=41844&d=1210179279
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    Well, it sure as hell ain't my first. Now, if...

    Well, it sure as hell ain't my first. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think it's time we just let this thing go nuclear.
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    Awwwww.....that's just plain sad. Now Jesse...

    Awwwww.....that's just plain sad. Now Jesse James, outlaw extraordinaire, is the victim. I'm shedding a tear. But only because the smell of bullshit is so strong. Nice try.
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    Poll: I googled it. Chuck Cobb: Major Bush campaign...

    I googled it. Chuck Cobb: Major Bush campaign player, appointed as an ambassador. Could this explain the similarities in a country run like shit and a resort run like shit? Just the fact that my...
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    Well, little nanuq buddy, considering the shit...

    Well, little nanuq buddy, considering the shit that comes out of your mouth, I already consider your orations more like analations.
  14. Poll: Once the annoying griefer is outed and banned,...

    Once the annoying griefer is outed and banned, I'm sure a number of other annoying aliases will disappear, too.

    Saddle up, Suit. There's some lynching to be done.

    YEEHAW!
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    Please stop feeding this piece of shit, people.

    Please stop feeding this piece of shit, people.
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    I've heard an awful lot of reports of Moments...

    I've heard an awful lot of reports of Moments delaminating, breaking, decambering, and the bindings ripping out. For some reason those reports ain't making it in these reviews and they should. The...
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    Ain't that kinda like buying a new Mercedes for a...

    Ain't that kinda like buying a new Mercedes for a demolition derby?
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    No, that's just for the Friends of Kirkwood...

    No, that's just for the Friends of Kirkwood protest.
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    Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:...

    Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,...
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    I don't normally do this, but for you..... ...

    I don't normally do this, but for you.....

    Have a great day, everyday!
  21. **Tithings automaticallly deducted. ***Sunday...

    **Tithings automaticallly deducted.
    ***Sunday service attendance mandatory.
    ****Must be able to knock on doors.
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    Poll: Just take that bull by the horns, doc. If it...

    Just take that bull by the horns, doc. If it gives ya any trouble, give it a little poke.
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    Don't run off just yet, there, buzz. Ya gots a...

    Don't run off just yet, there, buzz.

    Ya gots a purty mouf, boy.
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    stodgy bitch

    Nice to see that you were able to rise to the occasion and maintain your sence of humoure about it all.
    We're going to adopt the roos because they are so un-Englishly non-stodgy.
    Your slip is...
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    burn hard: would you please post the pictures...

    burn hard:

    would you please post the pictures of you sucking off that dog again?
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    Yeah, I was really stoked to see Plake and all...

    Yeah, I was really stoked to see Plake and all the gang at the Vashon Island factory cranking out skis and riding in a jet. It's such a great family atmosphere.

    I wonder if they go to dinner in...
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    Yahooo!!!!! Git on out here, TJ.

    Yahooo!!!!! Git on out here, TJ.
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    Poll: I can't believe I just read all this. Some of it...

    I can't believe I just read all this. Some of it was pretty damn funny, but the alias infestation made it too lame.
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    Them's some damn nice pictures, gentlemen. Utah,...

    Them's some damn nice pictures, gentlemen.
    Utah, huh? Mmmmmmm...
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    That just ain't enough enough snow fer me. I...

    That just ain't enough enough snow fer me.
    I think we need a good ole' fashion nuclear winter.
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