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So what if Romney sometimes struggles finding something to say magnanimous about the yammering villagers who stink of fried food and try to tell racist jokes, come the hell on…. the germfest who...

Thomas Jefferson had a total boner for Theocracy. Unfortunately, it turns out Theocracy was his nickname for Sally Hemmings.

Sport of the elite? Says who? It's called musical freestyle and it is the highest expression of horse training requiring an amazing amount of talent and dedication from the rider and the horse. ...

I don't know what post old pot of glue that still thinks it’s a horse believes he responded to but it's becoming apparent that "Fell in the shower" is rapidly becoming Downbound Train’s Man-O-War of...

Even tho, like doughboyshredder, I haven’t actually read any of the comments in this thread I agree with paranoid fruitcakes like Rubicon & Alex Jones that what we really need is more proliferation,...

Even tho his adult children no longer speak to him.... Downbound Train taught them the way his father taught him: Conjure up scary, hypothetical scenarios where he’s victimized, then react as if...

It's funny that so many people in this forum are as naïve as so many of Obama's supporters. They don't realize that we are at the point in the story where that one chick is just about to rise up from...

Rubicon is right! The Constitution clearly says that elections are best paid for by anonymous donations laundered through Karl Rove then dispersed under the banner of some nobly named campaign...

Somebody has to save America. They might as well make a few dollars Hoovering the pockets of rubes along the way.

Poke fun all you want... it's still Springtime for Willard.

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Some might say Rand Paul’s endorsement of Mitt Romney is like Ayn Rand applying for food stamps but I say it’s proof that doughboyshredder is right!

Some gossip rag published this Romney smear tho I suppose this is just the sort of thing that will appeal to shuffleboard enthusiasts like Downbound Train & OSECS so being the High Templar of buzz...

^^^^^^ Hey… I'm still amazed you don't fall down more and left wondering how it’s possible when you’re posting here you also manage the role of Dead Prostitute on CSI every week?

x3. Sometimes the culture of MINORITIES even crosses over to our side. Eric Cantor just said the House GOP has a darker side making the outrageous allegation that, “I think that all of us know that...

It wasn’t that long ago when Downbound Train freely admitted that he does not leave the house assuming that his right wing evangelism was enough. Only to discover that few people like him. Next he...

Well, you did like my freedom thread daddy-o and that was all about skiing so clearly you're an idiot.

+1. I feel a great disturbance in this Farce…as if all the nonskiing TGR Republicans cried out in pain and terror when they were suddenly called out on yet another fraudulent TR.

You've mastered the undeserved sense of victimization but you do know that swimming out to greet the troop ships way-back-when doesn’t count, right?

Because it's either that or accept the fact that being an old retired conservative means spending all your time in phony nostalgic reverie pretending to be a skier thinking about all the things that...

Like Don King telling someone they need a haircut, it's hard to believe coming someone who spends so much time on this forum fluffing Downbound Train. Whatever….the truth remains as it always does....

Nugent might belong in the crazy Uncle Attic along with you and the other TGR non-skiing golden girl since you’re all past your expiration dates but at least Ted’s solo on Journey to the Center of...

You mean the odious OSECS and Downbound Train celebration of the Great White Way? No, not when you’re talking about something even older and easier to get into than Liberace’s butt cheeks.

To be fair that was a long time ago before Downbound Train retired. Back then Snickers only cost a nickel so $50 a day went a lot further.

Ha Hah. Downbound Train is someone who's seen the softer side of JC Penney’s and way too many Denny's so there's like zero chances he scaled a coulée. His fantasies are still better than the...

Awwww, you girls always have such a good time combing each other's hair, taking the Cosmo quiz and reminiscing about things that never happened. Why would you want to change that?

So what? Why can't they just unequivocally say there should be two standards one for liberals and one for conservatives?

Everybody knows that while it would be better if a girls child had a...

At long last, unborn kids finally have a place to flee from liberal abortionists.

Good point. If you whisper OSECS four times, Jefferson Davis materializes in the mirror. Maybe he can answer your question.





Not possible because I have no plans to attend a civil war...

Your repartee is like watching a tiger sodomize a goat, but in a bad way.






Where OSECS = Goatlord.

I have not actually read your rambling post but I'm in agreement with Rubicon that education is bad for children. Teachers fill their minds with evil ideas. Have you ever noticed that while most...

I'm not sure what you mean by "t funny" but as a general rule, old timer, I don’t take advice from a person who moves his mouth when he thinks. Especially not when it amounts to: Hiss! Hiss-spit!...

The world is not flat. It is, in actuality, round. Even though I am a conservative and I support Romney and his War with Iran, I think conservatives like us have to be very careful about being...

Agreed that the dog ate my tax returns just won't work.

Could be Moeghoul means what if we all became mogul hedge fund managers and venture capitalists? That way just like Romney and me...

Mindless rant.... or, best TED talk ever?

So says the dull ass that brays! brays! brays! Anyway, this is serious stuff, retard. Remember when Mittens said in the debate, “never get involved in politics if you have to win an election to pay...

Dear TV News,

The demographics of this Trayvon story are all wrong. I think it would be better if you have a white girl killed.

I mean where the fuck is the car chase?

The war with Iran...

Mmmmmm sweat, sweat conservative resentment where college-dopes are the enemy of people who struggle to balance the obligations of holding a job and raising a family in a world of douchebag bosses,...

Does it? To everyone else it looks like the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

Faster still, when OSECS goes from love to jealous butthurt....it's like kissing your cousin. But where OSECS lives that means somethin'.

I like it. The whole: "its" expresses "it is" and "it's" is the possessive form of "it" never made much sense to begin with.

That's it? Whoever smelt it, dealt it…whoever denied it, supplied it?????

I know this Turner Diaries for Kids is right in your wheelhouse but seriously, dude….you really need to quit banging your...

Speaking of moochers, Republicans should pass congressional edict that "Tramp Stamp" refers to the tattoo all Americans must get to receive food rations.

Midget gay porn?

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Wait….Santorum is also the name of a guy from Pennsylvania who’s presidential campaign didn’t last full term? All those "Santorum surges from behind" stories make sense now, but comeon, some of us...

Warren Buffett is the wealthy investor. "Warren Buffet" is an all-you-can-eat establishment that serves rabbit.

That can't be right...

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True. When Rush Limbaugh and the Tea Party got mad at Herb Cain for calling Perry insensitive for his family's Niggerhead ranch Cain went back to reassuring Republicans on race by saying the name...

Wait – I didn’t get a “Harumph.” Tho I do appreciate the argument....but with you it's sort of like how Nickelback re-invents itself and is still able to remain as douchey as ever.

BTW, I'm just...

“You're still the goto guy for tips,” dumbass. I'm sorry if you were offended. You’re not all bad, neither. After all most guys can't pull off wearing suspenders with cut offs. Most guys.



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Listen tripefan. That’s very poetic (not really) but you might want to tell it to somebody who gives a shit about the opinions of old chubby, badly dressed, ignorant, inbred, mouth-breathing, racist,...