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  1. Thread: Useless skills

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    I was able to develop a fine tuned and intricate...

    I was able to develop a fine tuned and intricate system that allowed me to bed any girl I met within three days, usually the first night, but I don't want to seem to cocky.

    I was able to get every...
  2. Thread: Who Knew

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    I believe I am entitled to at least dinner and...

    I believe I am entitled to at least dinner and drinks first. ;)
  3. Thread: Red Bull Kluge

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    Repeat. Already posted, discussed and determined...

    Repeat. Already posted, discussed and determined to be boring as shit. Please up your game or stop posting entirely.
  4. Thread: Who Knew

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    Who Knew

    Who Knew sending nude video of oneself in "action" to random hookups would come back to haunt you.

    On a side note - anyway to get pics back from a phone you deleted them on? I have some SERIOUS...
  5. who is this frozen. I'm alias. not AN alias, THE...

    who is this frozen. I'm alias. not AN alias, THE alias. :)

    Parting thoughts on this, don't let anyone tell you debauchery is to be regretted. I am glad as hell to have landed on my feet - but...
  6. See thats the thing. It wont be hard at all to...

    See thats the thing. It wont be hard at all to leave behind.

    Yeah, I can spin it into a fun tale and god knows I look back on it fondly, sure I remeber tea bagging a lovely lass while she...
  7. ah hell, is my writing THAT bad?

    ah hell, is my writing THAT bad?
  8. Gentleman, I present to you my greatest triumph...

    Gentleman, I present to you my greatest triumph and my deepest depravity all rolled up together tighter than the sushi roll it all started with. I was at a business lunch with some higher ups at my...
  9. I honestly forgot about this thread. Life...

    I honestly forgot about this thread. Life sometimes interupts TGR, odd I know. Very odd bump Danno, wonder what reminded you of this?

    I am clocking out for the day but remind me to get back to...
  10. I told the story on how I got rid of edible fruit...

    I told the story on how I got rid of edible fruit once, but it really was so dastardly and devious that I got all kinds of shit for it here.

    Static cling -

    Forgot I owed you that explanation. ...
  11. huh, shit. changing above slip and would love it...

    huh, shit. changing above slip and would love it if you all would help me on the anonymous front by editing....
  12. No way was I going to answer the door. I mean I...

    No way was I going to answer the door. I mean I was finally back in the game! This is the best moment of my LIFE!!!! Angelic figures were literally flying around me cheering me on with each...
  13. Number two on the list was early on in the...

    Number two on the list was early on in the process before I knew just how easy it was to find willing and able young nubile women. Back then I would chase anything that seemed remotely interesting...
  14. Thank god you all are so discrete allowing me to...

    Thank god you all are so discrete allowing me to feel comfortable in my internet secret identity. :rolleyes:

    MTT - I started dating one and only one girl right at thanksgiving. Mind you even...
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    Nicely done Ice jr. and props to bobmc jr. as...

    Nicely done Ice jr. and props to bobmc jr. as well. Proud papas is an awesome thing to be, and you both have a lot to be proud of.
  16. One year divorced celebration thread or rowdy tales of a misspent year.

    I was legally divorced a year ago today. In honor of this sacred and holy event I am going to share a few tales here. A few of you know me as a long time maggot, some will figure it out, but I am...
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    Good call commonlaw, wifes come and go but The El...

    Good call commonlaw, wifes come and go but The El Pargo is forever!
  18. dutch rudder, while always a fun activity, never...

    dutch rudder, while always a fun activity, never really hit mainstream awareness until the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".

    You need to watch this movie.

    Clip here. No idea how to embed...
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    I don't really see a problem with aliases. ...

    I don't really see a problem with aliases. :shrug:
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    i am so fucking sick of all these damn maggots...

    i am so fucking sick of all these damn maggots using an alias.
  21. Thank you for all of the PM's, and offers of...

    Thank you for all of the PM's, and offers of being there and phone numbers. Thank you all for your kind words.
    somehow calling up someone and talking to them seems way to hard right now. It's...
  22. non starter for her. She doesn't believe in it. ...

    non starter for her. She doesn't believe in it. Thinks it is not a true science or something.

    she doesn't WANT to fight for us, she wants to leave me.


    & rideit - I am pretty far from an...
  23. Thanks everyone. I needed someone to talk too. ...

    Thanks everyone. I needed someone to talk too. Perhaps it is a sad mirror of truth on my life that this is my family, but you see - it is.

    I know this sounds fucked up & needy, but I need you...
  24. I saw this coming. hell I posted here about it...

    I saw this coming. hell I posted here about it as oltimer.

    I tried so hard to make this work, she is still the love of my life. I have been super husband for years now - trying everyday to get...
  25. Hi - my name is frozenwater, or alias & my life as I know it is over

    I apoligize for the blog.

    You see my wife of 15 years and the mother to my 9 & 12 year old just left me. She thinks I am great, and loves me - she just isn't in love with me.

    She wants the...
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    Years ago when TGR was filming with Candide it...

    Years ago when TGR was filming with Candide it was always a cluster trying to line up schedules. The guy is HUGE in Euroland and between all of his private invitationals, film commitments with...
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    wow. That was flat out mindblowing. It's like...

    wow. That was flat out mindblowing. It's like his legs are made of springs or something.

    That was honestly some of the coolest footage I have ever seen.
  28. Thread: Guinness....

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    TODAY you may be able to drink more Guiness than...

    TODAY you may be able to drink more Guiness than I, but Saturday - no one alive drank more than me. (I barely made it out alive)

    18 cans of it, with at least 8 of those in car bomb fashion. ...
  29. Thread: Hestra Gloves?

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    CHEAP hestra gloves? You do understand they are...

    CHEAP hestra gloves? You do understand they are dextrous as fuck, right?
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    Very sorry to hear this. RIP

    Very sorry to hear this.

    RIP
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    I want in. (and NO I am not an alias - this is...

    I want in. (and NO I am not an alias - this is my only username on the site).

    I neeed SKIS!!!!!!!!
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    Alias here Hutch, ALIAS. :cool:

    Alias here Hutch, ALIAS. :cool:
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    I pulled this part of a Salt Lake Tribune...

    I pulled this part of a Salt Lake Tribune article, you can see the whole article here: http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_11892001




    Utah's often arcane alcohol laws in four decades, was hammered...
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    Looks like it passed, from the associated press:...

    Looks like it passed, from the associated press:

    SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Utah lawmakers have approved the most sweeping changes to the state's liquor laws in 40 years in an effort to boost tourism...
  35. Thread: TAP OUT

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    There was a porche that the article states he was...

    There was a porche that the article states he was alledgedly racing. The driver of that porche is being held on Manslaughter charges.

    That doesn't seem right does it? You race a guy, guy looses...
  36. Wasn't me. The only time I EVER stayed working...

    Wasn't me. The only time I EVER stayed working late was when I was to drunk to drive home.
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    I have analyzed the video, and where it all...

    I have analyzed the video, and where it all sterted to go wrong was where you thought that was a skiable slope - not the iced up grassy remains of a golf course gone wrong.

    Considering that to be...
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    My Father and I started to have a pretty good...

    My Father and I started to have a pretty good relationship after he divorced my mom. Unfortunately he died about 5 years after that (2 1/2 years ago now) so that process was cut off.

    My mom beat...
  39. Poll: Yeah, I am the fail 30K in CC debt

    My salary year after year keeps shrinking. Then I got laid off and decided to invest in real estate, using a zero interest card from home depot to fix up a flip home.

    Whoops.

    Then the house...
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    Pretty sure I can order a bottle of wine for just...

    Pretty sure I can order a bottle of wine for just me, if I was so inclined.

    Definately can order a bottle of wine for just the wife and I no problem.

    you can also order 2 drinks at a bar, as I...
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    What an amazing couloir! I can't imagine doing...

    What an amazing couloir! I can't imagine doing that and thinking "Ok, I need to take some pics so I can do a trip report". I would be to puckered.

    I browsed your new website - simply amazing. ...
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    Thank God. I would truly be doing something...

    Thank God. I would truly be doing something wrong in my life if you though any thing else of me.
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    I lost the right to due process if the government...

    I lost the right to due process if the government wanted to tap my phone. For all I know mine is tapped. (I did flip of Cheney after all) I lost the right to a trial by my peers IF I was arrested...
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    I was hit by a goddamn snowcat and lifeflighted...

    I was hit by a goddamn snowcat and lifeflighted to a hospital. Yeah my back hurt. Yeah I used painkillers. but I still have about 20 of the 30 they gave me. But those first few days were a real...
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    It is truly amazing how quickly you go from...

    It is truly amazing how quickly you go from defending your point of view - to when I bring up the other side it's straight to "drug addled, alcohol soaked mid life crises.

    I mean, really? That's...
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    One of my proudest moments. I would do it...

    One of my proudest moments.

    I would do it again in a heartbeat. Perhaps if Obama is able to give us back the rights we lost under the "patriot act" I can continue to show the government exactly...
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    Yea, thats the ticket. Damn stock market selloff...

    Yea, thats the ticket. Damn stock market selloff all due to the last 30+ days Obama has been in office. IF ONLY BUSH WERE STILL HERE!!!! :nonono2:
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    Ok, this is a serious topic so I am going to put...

    Ok, this is a serious topic so I am going to put on my serious hat. I realize that mixing alcohol & narcotics can be INCREDIBLY stupid, unwise and could in fact end in death.

    Having said that,...
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    Have you considered some kind of hybrid pain...

    Have you considered some kind of hybrid pain killer? One that has attributes of a pain killer but is safe for your kidneys.

    Some kind of, oh I don't know, CROSSOVER drug?

    The mrs an RN...
  50. Everything suddenly makes SENSE! Phunk, worried...

    Everything suddenly makes SENSE! Phunk, worried that people will judge him with a small penis, refuses to buy any vehicle which might convey such an image.

    IN FACT in order to insure that no...
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