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02-18-2014, 10:02 PM
Thread: Independence Pass 2.15.14
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Terrain is the constant. Snowpack is the...
Terrain is the constant. Snowpack is the variable. We are the most interesting operative in the equation.
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06-21-2013, 10:24 PM
Thread: Fire and Wolf Creek
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West Fork fire, pictured in the dramatic photos,...
West Fork fire, pictured in the dramatic photos, is heading northeast, away from the ski area. The Windy pass fire is to the southwest of Alberta peak with much different fire behavior. It still has...
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02-15-2013, 02:18 PM
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Be more specific, northeast Utah? northeast cali?...
Be more specific, northeast Utah? northeast cali? northeast Washington? ... I'm not sure what you mean.
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12-21-2012, 09:09 PM
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Parks were previously banned, but... That rule...
Parks were previously banned, but...
That rule came under Bush, not Obama, and was probably part of Cheney's NRA repentance, after shooting his Buddy's face off... Cause more guns obviously mean... -
12-20-2012, 08:43 PM
Thread: WTF is wrong with me? [/blog]
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So, you're a forty-year-old virgin?
So, you're a forty-year-old virgin?
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12-13-2012, 09:42 PM
Thread: Colorado Weather Discussion Thread
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Wet snow on skis is good, but it doesn't compare...
Wet snow on skis is good, but it doesn't compare to blower. Maybe snowboards suck in powder? Not sure what decade you're living in.
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10-18-2012, 08:42 PM
Thread: Gr Targee
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The ghee sucks. Go to Jhole. When the snow's good...
The ghee sucks. Go to Jhole. When the snow's good at Targahee, you can't see shit cause it's choked up with fog. I'm still recovering from a concussion because I hit a fog-colored aspen last year.
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10-11-2012, 11:16 PM
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Thanks for the updated title. I'm ADHD and...
Thanks for the updated title. I'm ADHD and drinking, so I only have time for titles between drinks.
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10-11-2012, 11:10 PM
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The terrain expansion has absolutely nothing to...
The terrain expansion has absolutely nothing to do with the real estate developement. The ski area already has legal easements through the McCombs land, so McCombs can't build on what he now owns...
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10-11-2012, 10:15 PM
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You must be into hucking off of Texans' roofs...
You must be into hucking off of Texans' roofs because the village has nothing to do with ski area expansion or extreme terrain. This EIS out for comment is purely a real estate development.
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10-05-2012, 06:24 PM
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I just let my boy watch me piss, hoping he...
I just let my boy watch me piss, hoping he realizes how small his is, and thus, he will never want to reveal his inadequacy to his future teenage girlfriends.
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09-18-2012, 08:57 PM
Thread: Rat Death
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Lived in the Caribbean for a couple years, tried...
Lived in the Caribbean for a couple years, tried everything, but the only thing that worked was one rat-Killin cat. Out of 40, there's gotta be one. There aren't enough traps in the world to kill the...
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08-20-2012, 08:24 PM
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Don't waste your time submitting comments that...
Don't waste your time submitting comments that equate to a vote. Votes don't count in this process. Submitting substantive comments that challenge the legality of the exchange will be the only thing...
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07-30-2012, 10:35 PM
Thread: Irrational Dog Fears
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My dog is terrified of animal sculptures of any...
My dog is terrified of animal sculptures of any kind. He's literally looked into a living bear's eyes, without blinking, but put a 6 inch block of carved bear in front of him and he's gone.
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07-23-2012, 09:15 PM
Thread: Let's fix the app!
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You could treat polyass like padded room... 18...
You could treat polyass like padded room... 18 and over and filtered from new posts... Gotta be 18 to vote anyway, and kids probably should sign a waiver to read the crap in polyass.
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07-23-2012, 08:59 PM
Thread: People that don't get it
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What's pho?
What's pho?
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07-23-2012, 08:52 PM
Thread: Let's fix the app!
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Second that... Block polyass from new posts. I...
Second that... Block polyass from new posts. I have a few beers, open the app, and just get pissed off at political bullshit, which is not why I wanted to open the app.
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07-13-2012, 11:37 PM
Thread: Baby Tech Talk
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Beware of the severe hand foot and mouth disease,...
Beware of the severe hand foot and mouth disease, which my kid has, toenails fall off and docs don't know what the hell's goin on Fingernails and toenails grow back.
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06-25-2012, 09:23 PM
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Took my wife X country skiing the day after I...
Took my wife X country skiing the day after I proposed, she got bronchitis. Haven't skied with her in over a decade and it's been great, no antibiotics required, and she watches the kid on powder...
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05-17-2012, 09:57 PM
Thread: Why I hurt animals.
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Pictures or it didn't happen.
Pictures or it didn't happen.
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05-01-2012, 09:50 PM
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I hear Idaho is filled with liberal...
I hear Idaho is filled with liberal hippies...good luck
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05-01-2012, 07:06 PM
Thread: Edward Abbey
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His best novel is Fool's Progress...took him 20...
His best novel is Fool's Progress...took him 20 years to write but he refined the artform
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03-25-2012, 12:55 AM
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Your wife is a jong...though she does have the...
Your wife is a jong...though she does have the good sense to ask maggots about baby strollers. My kid did alright playing disk golf in the bob, good shocks and neck support. For skiing I just hog...
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03-20-2012, 11:14 PM
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This whole discussion is crap. I just feed my kid...
This whole discussion is crap. I just feed my kid a bunch of cashews, which don't seem to digest very well, and let him run around naked. Then my dog cleans up the cashews and shits in the woods. Not...
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03-18-2012, 10:27 PM
Thread: Best Cookbooks?
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The Weber gas grill cookbook. No cleanup required.
The Weber gas grill cookbook. No cleanup required.
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03-18-2012, 09:53 PM
Thread: Colorado Weather Discussion Thread
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It is wolf creek...could very well dump 2 feet...
It is wolf creek...could very well dump 2 feet tonight. I was just saying how it was today
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03-18-2012, 09:50 PM
Thread: what sucks about missoula?
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Rain at the top of the bowl in January sucks....
Rain at the top of the bowl in January sucks. Especially after a big dump. Rain's not as bad during El nino, cause then the rain turns the snow to ice and then mashed potatoes during afternoons. I...
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03-18-2012, 02:46 PM
Thread: Colorado Weather Discussion Thread
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Any snow that's fallen today has blown away with...
Any snow that's fallen today has blown away with epic wind...will need a couple of feet overnight to cover the sun/rain/wind crust. God the bar sucks here.
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03-15-2012, 10:13 PM
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This gig needs a Jack Mormon to break into the...
This gig needs a Jack Mormon to break into the triangle. If this shit's for real, they're either in second grade or go to BYU. You'd have to crush those pills up and hide em in the vanilla ice cream...
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03-13-2012, 11:42 PM
Thread: Dating more than one woman
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I don't think 3 even gets u into heaven In Utah.
I don't think 3 even gets u into heaven In Utah.
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03-13-2012, 11:33 PM
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Yeah. I'd probably just get dynafits and lock the...
Yeah. I'd probably just get dynafits and lock the toe down. Good Luck with the knee.
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03-13-2012, 09:32 PM
Thread: JONATHON WADE
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Fuck fittin in Just fuckin ski
Fuck fittin in
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03-13-2012, 06:44 PM
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Tighten your toe plate?
Tighten your toe plate?
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03-12-2012, 11:48 PM
Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
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The Animal has been crucified...but the Gaper...
The Animal has been crucified...but the Gaper Spirit is omnipresent.
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03-11-2012, 09:14 PM
Thread: gaper things i did today
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Put a bike helmet on my two year old for his...
Put a bike helmet on my two year old for his first day skiing
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03-09-2012, 12:06 AM
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Don't listen to all these techy experts. Just...
Don't listen to all these techy experts. Just turn the dog's beacon on, leave yours off while you tour. Then there won't be interference. If you trigger a slide and stay on top, turn yours on to...
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03-06-2012, 12:14 AM
Thread: WOOT WOOT! Nukin' in Missoula
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Disco should post their shit in metric, then...
Disco should post their shit in metric, then snowbowl wouldn't be so crowded on a powder day.
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03-05-2012, 11:46 PM
Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
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I have walked through the valley of death and...
I have walked through the valley of death and into the light. The end is near. Prophets spoke of the GSA thousands of years ago...
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03-03-2012, 07:36 PM
Thread: Ideal weight for skiing?
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Definitely a difference. I've got a good 40...
Definitely a difference. I've got a good 40 pounds on my little brother and I usually catch him within 500 vert or so. I make a game out of it. Smash the little shits face into the snow before he...
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03-02-2012, 09:38 PM
Thread: Ideal weight for skiing?
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Answer to your question...yes you need more...
Answer to your question...yes you need more liposuction to be a better skier. I, personally, had my dick removed so I wouldn't get snagged on trees anymore. My kid thinks it's hilarious when I piss...
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03-02-2012, 04:07 PM
Thread: Ideal weight for skiing?
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Fat is less dense than muscle or bone, thus...
Fat is less dense than muscle or bone, thus having much better floatation in water. Snow is one of three forms of water so I have to conclude that fat people float in powder much better than...
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03-02-2012, 12:48 PM
Thread: Ideal weight for skiing?
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I'd say 250 is about ideal cause then you can...
I'd say 250 is about ideal cause then you can knock the shit out of the 150 pound dumbasses that cut in front of you only to hit the brakes, but then you still have good momentum transitioning into...
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02-28-2012, 11:04 PM
Thread: Why Do Women Want Babies?
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In 20 years my kid will call Makers a jong...or...
In 20 years my kid will call Makers a jong...or whatever future maggots call future jongs, even old jongs who've had maggots.
Bottom line, either Makers mom reached 30 and gave dad an ultimatum,...
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