I'm gonna make fresh tracks of spooge on your back

HEY CANWILF

KNOCK KNOCK

JINX, AS IN LI'L JINX????


I'D HIT IT,
IN FACT I'D PROBABLY FUCK FAT CHARLIE WHILE I WAS AT IT.

DID SOMEONE SAY TO PM ME????

ALLEN??? AS IN ALLEN WRENCH???

AS IN ALLEN WRENCH MY COCK INTO SUBMISSION AND THEN I'LL SHOW YOU THE GOODS (THE GOODS BEING PINK-EYE AFTER MY MAN MUSTARD SATURATES...

I'm impressed... I had no idea that a guy who struggled to get one run on Fissile last year could all of a sudden ski Peak to Creek, then ski Christmas trees, then skin/boot back up to Flute and then...

I thought you were going to jersey cream over my face. I was waiting for it. Unfortunately you didint swhow up. I know you are into men since you just tweeted on the lift you fag

I WILL TELL YOU IF YOU JERSEY CREAM IN MY FACE. JUST DON'T GIVE ME PINK EYE AS I NEED MY DEPTH PERCEPTION TO SHRED THE GNAR!

do you guys in colorado ever get bored of researching exactly how high in elevation your routes are? who gives a shit if the mellow line you skied started at 12,962 feet or 12,963 feet, or 15,000...

i love cock!!

YOU'RE A HOMO, GO BACK TO YOUR CUBE FARM AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.


GO BACK TO MEADOW SKIPPING AND SHUT THE FUCK UP



GO BACK TO BEING FIRST DOWN DIPSY DOODLER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

DEAL WITH IT. IF YOU ARE A PRO OR AN UPCOMING PRO OR A GO PRO HERO OR AN ASPIRING MOVIE STAR YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO STICK A 10 FOOTER WHETHER OR NOT THERE IS A SLIGHT BOMB HOLE IN A LANDING OR NOT. ...

WAY TO QUOTE SONG LYRICS IN YOUR BLOG YOU EMO FAG!!!!!!!!!

YES, I WOULD GLADLY LET SOME RANDOM FROM THE INTERNET SLEEP ON MY COUCH FOR MONTHS IN EXCHANGE FOR WASHING MY DISHES.


IN FACT, SINCE GAY SKI WEEK IS OVER, I AM FEELING LONELY. YOU CAN SLEEP...

I DON'T KNOW WHY ALL YOU IDIOT YANKEES ASK ADVICE AT THE LAST MINUTE ABOUT A TRIP TO WHISTLER THAT YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN PLANNING FOR AWHILE LIKE LOOKING FOR LODGING.

ITS CALLED THE FUCKING...

LISTEN BCPOWDERHUNTER YOU KANGAROO RAPING HOMO, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN OFF THE BOAT FOR 5 YEARS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A LOCAL... TITS DEEP, BALLS DEEP, OR WINDHAMMERED RIME CRUST ASIDE YOU NEED TO...

Start smoking the crack pipe again or start jerking off with your opposite hand to make life exciting for 40 seconds, because out of the 200 posts that are on this thing, 180 are yours and 99% of...

IF YOU TWO CAN TAKE A BREAK FROM FELLATING EACH OTHER FOR 2 MINUTES I WILL CHECK MY CRYSTAL BALL AND LET YOU 'GUZZLERS DU CUM' KNOW EXACTLY WHICH CHAIRS WILL BE OPEN TOMORROW, IN FACT I WILL LET YOU...

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT, I AM GUESSING 7 HOURS OF HIKING FOR 3 SHITTY TURNS AND 2 VISCIOUS HANDJOBS FROM THE ASS-CLOWNS YOU WERE WITH.

HOLY FUCK, YOU DOUCHEBAGS ARE SO FUCKING WITTY. GO FIST YOURSELVES YOU ORGY AT SVEND ROBINSON'S HOUSE PARTICIPATING FUCKS!!!

WOW, YOU SPENT TONS OF MONEY. YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO. GO GAG ON SOME THROGURT (THROAT-YOGURT) YOU FUCKING HOMO.

TOES ON THE NOSE YOU SAUSAGE SMUGGLER

DON'T CHOKE ON THE THROAGURT THAT GETS SHOT YOUR WAY IN THE BRO-BRAH AFTER PARTY CIRCLE JERK.

COWABUNGA DUDES!!

I WAS, BUT I DECIDED TO DOUBLE TEAM YOUR MOM AND SISTER INSTEAD. I TEA BAGGED BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME! SPEAKING OF HOMOS, I HEARD YOU SNOWPLOWED AND FACE PLANTED INTO THE POND! I ALSO HEARD...

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY YET

THIS IS WHAT I AM EXPECTING:

IT WAS GAPER DAY, WE DRESSED UP IN HILARIOUS OUTFITS. MUCHOS HOMO-EROTICISM ENSUED.

WE TOTALLY SHOWED THOSE GAPERS WHAT...

OI MATE, WHY ALL THE HATE!?

Yeah less pics of you wearing that fagot beret and more pics of your lady friend there. She looks pretty cute

magic 8 ball says your a fag for owning a magic 8 ball

men don't want additional female ski buddies. if you want a best friend or touring buddy you are barking up the wrong tree. men are not interested in becoming best friends with random ski chicks. ...

WOULD YOU LIKE GPS CO-ORDINATES OR WOULD YOU PREFER IF I PUT MY FINGER IN YOUR ASS AND TAPPED LEFT AND RIGHT IN ORDER TO GUIDE YOU THERE LIKE A QUADRIPLEGIC WHEELCHAIR?

THINK FIRST, ASK QUESTION...

Why would I wish that you fall in a crevasse. What I don't like about you is that you over dramatize everything. Like the time you went to Fissile and said you were rushed for daylight. And then...

good you were never good with words

SO WILL HOMOSEXUALS BY THE SOUNDS OF IT, SEE YOU TOMORROW, QUEENIE

OI MATE! JUST ASK YOUR BUTT PUNCHER BUDDY WITH ALL THE EXPERT LOCALS KNOWLEDGE, KHYBERS PASS. DON"T TRY TO SKI IT BECAUSE YOU GUYS WOULD BE TOO BUSY FELCHING EACH OTHER ON THE WAY DOWN AND CATCH AN...

I HATE MY LIFE! I AM A TOTAL LOSER! EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

HOW ABOUT TRY AGAIN YOU CUM GUZZLER

OH YEAH!!!! WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT SITTING AT WORK BLOGGING AT 8:00AM ABOUT HAVING HURT FEELINGS THAT OTHERS ARE SKIING WHILE I'M BEING A LOSER IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER!!!!!

YOU FORGOT ONE THING!!!!

BLOGGING ON THE INTERNET INSTEAD OF USING SAID EARLY LOAD PASS.........REALLY FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!

DON'T CHOKE ON COCK BEFORE YOU GET TO THE POW, THAT WOULD BE SAD

Attention Dickwad. If you haven't figured this out yet from the millions of threads and news clips about it, then the lifts will be fucked harder than your ass being penetrated by your gay asian...

thanks personal friends for all telling me your plans for the next two weeks. i'm so excited to hear that some people hate the olympics, want to see the olympics, and some would rather get out of...

Quit pretending to know where everything is after you've already proved you don't know shit about the most obvious/basic lines on the mtn. 1st year Aussies know more than you. Fucking...

About time you have some good pictures but could you be any more fucking dramatic

" After a late start, fellow touring partner and local landscape artist Mark Richards and I headed out past Flute,...

THATS THE CIRQUE NOT THE COULOIR. GOT TO LOVE IT WHEN A DUMB AUSSIE KNOWS THE RUNS BETTER THAN A GUY THAT HAS TO PROVE HIMSELF TO THE MAGS THAT HE KNOWS WHISTLER BY POSTING 20 YEAR OLD PICTURES AND...

SPIDER SENSES TO GET DOWN TO GLACIER CHAIR DOWN ONE OF THE MOST CROWDED RUNS OF ALL TIME, A RUN THAT LEADS YOU DIRECTLY TO THE LODGE WITH BIG TREES FOR VISIBILITY. CONGRATS MANG I WISH WE ALL HAD...

DID YOU GET STUCK FOR 7 OUT OF THE 8 HOURS, OR WERE YOU ADMIRING THE ENVIRONMENTALLY SUSTAINABLE FOREST WHILE SMOKING CRACK. I WASN'T AWARE THAT YOU COULD DO ANYTHING BUT GO STRAIGHT ON SYMPHONY'S...

THEY REALLY NEED A RULE IN WHISTLER THAT SAYS IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT GOING TO SYMPHONY THAT YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM PEAK CHAIR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW (OR CARE) YOU LEFT

I'LL CIRCLE THE WELCOME WAGONS

HOW YA GOIN MATE? THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBI!!!

WHAT?????????? NO 3PM POSTS HOW SICK 'GOOSE - CHUTE' OR 'WILLY WONKA'S POW FACTORY' WAS??? WHAT THE FUCK? NO INTER-FLUFFING ABOUT HOW YOU ARE SO FUCKING RAD AND SKIED WAY MORE POW THAN ANYONE...

Actually, we saw a Kybers Pass rip under the glacier chair when it was shredded at about 12:30. I took me 10 minutes to find the name of the run cause I've always thought it was too gay to ski, but...

WWMD JONG!!!. Today was one of the best pow lapping days of the season. While you were waiting for Spanky's to crack, we had 2 fresh laps in Smoked Salmon, one down Swiss Chease, back to Chainsaw...