Not if you shoot it in the back of her throat

Thank you. Its obvious that my understanding of evolution is at probably a 4th Grade level. I've got some googling to do. Its all very fascinating though.

This sounds like a HUGE discovery (the dna changing in a lifetime)

Doesn't this change some principles of evolution?. Its not just that the weak get killed off but also that the strong get...

I think I cracked a rib I laughed so hard.

I would rather go through a Braveheart style disembowelment death than go through his ideal. Bless his heart.

I've been on a historical docudrama fix lately. A lot of these aren't Netflix but rather Amazon Prime....I can't really remember which is which:

Deadwood (excellent)
Rome (excellent)
Band of...

What a fucking taintblender

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2015/01/09/376084137/trapped-in-his-body-for-12-years-a-man-breaks-free

Just bought his book. He was in a vegetative state coma but was aware of everything around...

Ok, retart is now my all time favorite word.

Most definitely fake but still really funny:

http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/humor/woman-exacts-glorious-revenge-on-date-who-refuses-to-smooch-her-on-kiss-cam-at-knicks-game-video/

Retard

This seems really funny to me for some reason. Im used to kids trying not to cuss around adults and now its the other way around? Priceless. Our generation was the bottom of the barrel then. I'm...

A panty waste is when the figure is not at all flattering in a panty. A waste of a panty.

I've done that route on TR and I don't remember much about the start but like you said, the climbing is much easier and it'd be very tempting to skip the pro. The top of the route is full on with big...

Couple of years ago I was in a multilevel parking garage and this asian woman in a brand spanking new Mercedes didn't cut her turn tight enough and started scraping her font fender against the...

Like this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYzeu0rZLb4

If they're gonna do a claim against your insurance then you should make it worth everyone's time. See if there's a demolition derby scheduled in the area for tonight.

Norm MacDonald does this joke where he says that if you're 100% secure with your heterosexuality then you'd have no problem giving your gay friends a handie because it's simply a nice thing to do for...

Yeah, I'm not really THAT infatuated by her. I might have embellished the original narrative slightly for the sake of humor/brevity/etc. Truth is I might never see her again. I've seen her 3 times in...

Yeah, doesnt sound very concerning when you put it that way. Btw, one legged dl's mostly unload the spine since you're on one leg.

I laughed.

I might be a half-ass creeper but my girlfriend is convinced I'm a full time stalker. To be perfectly honest she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

Oldie but goodie.

If you're getting leg spasms/weakness in both legs after some stress to your spine then that's not good. Problems with one leg is pretty normal with a typical low back lesion. Problems with both legs...

Thanks for the laughs. And yeah, I'm insecure as fuck. I grew up in the 70s in the midwest with a strict twice a week to church upbring. That kind of brainwashing doesn't just disappear overnight....

More tats than that. And all the way down to the wrist. Kind of like a sleeve but not as dense as a sleeve. And no colors. Also, one arm is more tatted up than the other.

Yeah, my description...

Chances are I know at least one of them and I would really rather not know. You know?

Jesus Christ spook, that's exactly the sound. It's like they're trying to be quiet but human ears are too goddamn sensitive to the frequencies of a moan, even with the TV blasting away.

It's probably a clandestine type deal seeing that they're meeting in the bathroom. Probably the family man down the hall with 3 kids and the fat wife.

Also, I don't care how progressive you are,...

I hate to say it but it sure sounds like a back issue. I never had any pain in my back either (well, rarely) but it turns out that I had a congenital fracture in my lowest vertebra that screwed up...

I'd be drilling a peep hole this very second if I thought that.

I'm pretty sure 2 dudes are doing the nasty on the other side of a very thin wall in my apartment. They're actually in a common area bathroom; I'm in an end unit right by the pool. All the walls are...

Yeah, I don't know. There are a LOT of super hot women at my gym and I have no problem staring, but the pantie wearing one is SO hot that I get super self-conscience staring. I should also add that...

Why would I look at her face?

Seriously, face is all right. Not model quality but no paper bag required.

Doesn't resemble any famous actress I'm familiar with.

Almost sleeves but not quite. Also, smaller tits like the linked (later embedded ) pic. She's got a real unusual look.

I'm thinking maybe i'll brag to her about my bedroom skillz like Montez here:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrvmG0WEAUY

http://ncrni.com/images/Hanro-Fine-Lines-Ribbed-Tank-Boy-Shorts.jpg

I wish I knew how to embed, but there is a young woman who frequents my gym whose body looks exactly like this photo AND she...

If something flares me up its usually a couple hours afterwards that it happens. The bike flare-up occurred while I was riding though. I think I might be listing a nice bike on craigslist soon.

Hilarious.

http://www.adventure-journal.com/2015/01/ny-times-commenters-explain-why-the-dawn-wall-climb-is-dumb/

I should also add that I went for a bike ride today instead of a walk and it really flared up my vastus lateralis tightness and pain. I tried to crack my T-spine and noticed it was really stiff. 10...

Quick note about e-stim connected to needles. If you stick with the normal 15 minute sessions you're almost surely fine, but any longer than 15 minutes and you're going to get some serious pitting...

I did not know that and its very interesting. Know of any references offhand that discuss 'facet joint irritation and guteal inhibition'?

I replied to this thread last year when it was active. I don't have classic ITBS but some of my symptoms are very similar. I had back surgery 4 years ago and developed partial denervation in my R...

I'm all for making things as scary and difficult to access as possible. It worked for many, many years with climbing until closely bolted sport climbs and lowering anchors became common place. Now...

Back when hip-hop was cool I found that you could simply add the word 'yo' to the beginning and end of any sentence and kinda sound legit.

Yo, I finished those TPS reports and they're on your desk...

Gravity can explain entropy?

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/2-futures-can-explain-time-s-mysterious-past

Its also possible to get scar tissue in your muscles (adhesions) after a major surgery. Google 'arthrogenic muscle inhibition'. Won't show up on any scans but the muscles will feel different. An...

When you attempt to grow humans in that heat and humidity then you get an inferior crop.

Nobody will. That's why this dude has lost it.

I bet they will in prison though.

^^^^^That's a really good point about recreating with your parents. My parents didn't really recreate, they worked constantly. If I was going to spend any time with my dad then he was going to put me...