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  1. Hi there Creamy Peaches! Why settle for Chicago,...

    Hi there Creamy Peaches!
    Why settle for Chicago, when you can have mountains and a vibrant, clean, city life with no crime? I would like to invite you to come visit Pyongyang and experience all it...
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    Cheerio my dear chap, Have you considered the...

    Cheerio my dear chap,
    Have you considered the benefits of moving to Pyongyang to pursue a career? In addition to offering a varied choice of careers, the DPRK is home to world class skiing at...
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    Hi Mr. Liddy, On behalf of the DPRK, I would...

    Hi Mr. Liddy,
    On behalf of the DPRK, I would like to extend an invitation to visit our great country to folks such as yourself who demonstrate high intellect and character as you have demonstrated...
  4. Thread: Ukraine

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    Hello My American Friends! Are you getting...

    Hello My American Friends!

    Are you getting tired of the the constant begging for money and military help from every country under duress? Would you prefer to not be bombarded with news stories of...
  5. Dear Schindlerpiste, I applaud your niece's...

    Dear Schindlerpiste,
    I applaud your niece's decision not to study in the US. Has your niece considered applying to the University of Pyongyang? Our university has one of the finest fine arts...
  6. Hello East Coasters, Are you excited for winter,...

    Hello East Coasters,
    Are you excited for winter, but uncertain of the vagaries of VT travel restrictions? If so, I would like to invite you to come ski in the DPRK. We have expanded Masikyrong for...
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    My Dear Americans, Are you tired and confused by...

    My Dear Americans,
    Are you tired and confused by a myriad of news sources making it hard for you to separate truth from fiction? Do you long for the days of a single reliable news source with...
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    What's up my American bitches?

    What's up my American bitches?
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    Dear American Friends, Are you fed up with...

    Dear American Friends,
    Are you fed up with European travel restrictions and wish to travel without worry of Covid-19? I would like to invite you to visit the DPRK this summer to experience the...
  10. Dear Brundo, Have you ever considered unleashing...

    Dear Brundo,
    Have you ever considered unleashing yourself from the shackles of capitalism and moving to Pyongyang? Masikyrong our world class ski resort is a short drive away and will provide you...
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    Booner and others, For the ultimate in airport...

    Booner and others,
    For the ultimate in airport experiences you should try Pyongyang Sunan International Airport. Upon arrival you will be greeted with a smile in a spacious modern airport devoid of...
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    Dear KQ, Not to minimize what goes on on your...

    Dear KQ,
    Not to minimize what goes on on your hobby farm, but you really have no idea what it's like. By 8AM I have people plotting to overthrow me, food shortages to deal with, along with various...
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    Dear Frozenwater, Have you ever considered a...

    Dear Frozenwater,
    Have you ever considered a vacation in the beautiful DPRK? We have many fine young women who are trained by the state in the ways of pleasuring a man and creating a harmonious and...
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    Dear mtngirl79, Are you tired of all the...

    Dear mtngirl79,
    Are you tired of all the pornography and misogyny on TGR? I invite you to come and host your own ski and snowboard website on one of our servers in the DPRK. Unlike the USA, our...
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    https://images-3662.kxcdn.com/fidelitynews/wp-cont...

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  16. Dear MiCol, Have you considered running ads in...

    Dear MiCol,
    Have you considered running ads in the DPRK? Our IT specialists have developed world-class ad trackers, and ad blockers are not permitted on our internet. We are expecting massive...
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    Dear James Piotrowski, As one socialist kindred...

    Dear James Piotrowski,
    As one socialist kindred spirit to another I'm saddened to hear of your loss in the election. Have you considered taking the office by more forceful means? I am also...
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    Dear Fellow TGR Members, This loss of yet...

    Dear Fellow TGR Members,
    This loss of yet another voice in our skiing community is a product of President Trump's imperialistic tendencies and I predict there will come a day when our very own TGR...
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    Dear Ms. Gleich, Would you like your online...

    Dear Ms. Gleich,
    Would you like your online stalker to go away? Your sad story has touched my heart and I would love to help. We have contacts in many countries including yours who would be able...
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    Dear TGR Friends, Are you worried about the...

    Dear TGR Friends,
    Are you worried about the security of your online passwords and bank account information? I would like to invite you to use one of our secure servers located in the Democratic...
  21. Dear Media310, I greatly appreciate your work...

    Dear Media310,
    I greatly appreciate your work and insightful reviews. I have been looking for someone such as yourself who has a strong command of the English language and a US passport. Our top...
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    Dear TGR Outdoor Adventurers: Are you tired of...

    Dear TGR Outdoor Adventurers:
    Are you tired of worrying about tipping and dealing with surly French guides and unlicensed Canadian drivers on your next adventure? Free yourself of capitalist...
  23. Dear American Friends, For state of the art...

    Dear American Friends,
    For state of the art lifts look no further than the DPRK for your safest lift served skiing experiences. Our lifts are inspected daily and are equipped with safety bars to...
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    Dear Dexter Rutecki, You bet! As you may be...

    Dear Dexter Rutecki,
    You bet! As you may be aware the 2018 Winter Olympics will be held in Pyeongchang. While we congratulate our Korean brothers to the south, we remain disappointed in their...
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    Dear Nutmegchoi, Are you tired of showing up at...

    Dear Nutmegchoi,
    Are you tired of showing up at closed ski areas with inoperable snowmaking equipments and dealing with the misogynists and grumps on TGR? If so, I would like to personally invite...
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    Dear Wakefield, Teaching an adult to ski can be...

    Dear Wakefield,
    Teaching an adult to ski can be difficult, but have you considered visiting Masikryong our world class ski resort in the DPRK? We have first rate ski instructors and rental...
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    Dear TGR Friends, Here is the view outside my...

    Dear TGR Friends,

    Here is the view outside my office in beautiful Pyongyang. As you will undoubtedly notice, the view of our beautiful city is unspoiled by capitalist commercialism and embodies...
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    Does Supreme Leader count?

    Does Supreme Leader count?
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    Dear Nutmegchoi, I see you are tiring of the...

    Dear Nutmegchoi,
    I see you are tiring of the capitalist system of living, and wish to create a new life for you and your boyfriend. Have you ever considered moving to the Taebaek Mountains? Just a...
  30. Dear Digitaldeath and Big Steve, On behalf of...

    Dear Digitaldeath and Big Steve,
    On behalf of the DPRK, I'd like to invite you to experience the joys of government ownership of all material things including fiber optic cable and RG-59 coaxial...
  31. Dear Flowing Alpy and TGR maggots, This season...

    Dear Flowing Alpy and TGR maggots,
    This season promises to be the best season ever at Masikyrong, and I would like to extend each of you a personal invitation to come ski our extensive terrain and...
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    Dear Fellow Maggots, Do not believe the lies the...

    Dear Fellow Maggots,
    Do not believe the lies the American media and Mr. Profane are spreading. Mr. Hyon was trusted advisor, and I am deeply saddened by his sudden death of natural causes. ...
  33. Dear jgb@etree, The Democratic Peoples Republic...

    Dear jgb@etree,
    The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea recognizes that proper chairlift ergonomics are important for an enjoyable day on the ski hill. If the footrests are too high, or your local...
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    Dear Mr. Douglas: On behalf of the Democratic...

    Dear Mr. Douglas:
    On behalf of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, I cordially invite you to come ski with us and experience the wonderful skiing that we have to offer. At our world famous...
  35. Dear Creaky Fossil, We had a one pump rule, with...

    Dear Creaky Fossil,
    We had a one pump rule, with metal garbage can lids as deflector shields. Bottle rockets imported from China and shoved down the barrel replicated anti-tank missiles. Good...
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    Dear Bromontana, First, its the DPRK, not PRNK. ...

    Dear Bromontana,
    First, its the DPRK, not PRNK. And the internet is working just fine here http://korea-dpr.com/ . I think the problem may be on your side. As poster digitaldeath has pointed out,...
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    Dear fellow maggots, I would like to set the...

    Dear fellow maggots,
    I would like to set the record straight right here on TGR. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) DID NOT hack into Sony Pictures. End of story. The premise is...
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    Sticky: Two Transpacks, 1 girls, 1 boys. Both in very...

    Two Transpacks, 1 girls, 1 boys. Both in very good shape, all zips work and no tears or stains. Minor chaffing on bottom edges.

    $10 each+ship.

    Girls: XT-W ...
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    Greetings from the Democratic People's Republic...

    Greetings from the Democratic People's Republic of Korea Sage!

    I have heard much about your skiing exploits and I would like to invite you to come visit the DPRK (or North Korea as you refer to it...
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    Dear mtngirl79, Have you ever thought about...

    Dear mtngirl79,
    Have you ever thought about moving to the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea? If you are ready to reject capitalism and all its associated negatives and willing to embrace Juche,...
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    Made a tagine this weekend using beef. Cube...

    Made a tagine this weekend using beef.

    Cube up 3 lbs of top or bottom round, or any stew cut.

    Make the spice mixture (Ras El Hanout). There are tons of different recipes online for this...
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    I bought them. I won't cut them until I've skied...

    I bought them. I won't cut them until I've skied them a bit.

    This may be modern heresy but I might just try skiing them without any strap (70's style). The tongue is very substantial on this...
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    OK great, no major surgery. Thanks mtnlion. ...

    OK great, no major surgery. Thanks mtnlion.

    IMO the dual action power strap that comes with the Redster is a hot mess. You gave me another idea. I might try just removing it just to see what...
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    My cue. I was bargain hunting at my local shop,...

    My cue.
    I was bargain hunting at my local shop, tried on some Redster WC 130's. I do like the fit and price but I don't need all that stiffness though. What's involved in softening these to...
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    Great ideology creates great times. -Kim...

    Great ideology creates great times.

    -Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Leader Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea
  46. Oh good. Just wanted to makes sure because I...

    Oh good. Just wanted to makes sure because I would have felt really bad about that.
  47. Did Bruce/Mark at "you know where" charge you for...

    Did Bruce/Mark at "you know where" charge you for them? Because if those are the ones I left for you they were supposed to be free.
  48. Dear Puck It, Comrade Wooley12 is correct. The...

    Dear Puck It,
    Comrade Wooley12 is correct. The US and Canadian banks are corrupt extensions of the evil that permeates Western society and as such I would like to invite your daughter to open an...
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    Dear stuckathuntermtn, As Mr. Finstock...

    Dear stuckathuntermtn,

    As Mr. Finstock mentioned there are plenty of IT positions available in Asia, but have you considered moving to the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea? The DPRK is the...
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    Hello fellow TGR'ers, After hearing about all...

    Hello fellow TGR'ers,

    After hearing about all the wonderful doctors in Mexico and the good experiences everyone has had there, I would like to kick it up a notch and extend an open invitation to...
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