But every day was fabulous. Glad to hear magique was going off as well!


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I love that Hill. Tuesday turns up high on the kennebago were the highlight of the week for us.


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Sorry we missed you. Did I see you skinning up early?


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WRONG. Its bunny buster.


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That man is INCREDIBLE.


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How can everyone know how rad I am if I can’t post pics? I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER!!!


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Kick me in the balls twice for following what I believed was protocol. Looking forward to the am!!!


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We are getting loaded at Saddleback too. No lifts running tho…


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That kind of family fun will get you arrested in most states.


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You shoulda seen her before electricity!


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No pics but the black truffle tomato bisque is a delight. https://www.google.com/search?q=saddleback+pub&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari


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#thebottlewoman???


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Keep on the lookout for the best skier on the mountain. My wife:).


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This thread is waaaaaaaay more fun without pics! [emoji15][emoji15][emoji15]


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No soup but I gots bowling pics!

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My understanding is that they are renovating the cranmore skimobile lift and installing it up right gulley.


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Not nearly as well as the purrrrrrfect groomers, pal. [emoji56]


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Impressive!!!


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Keeps the riff raff away!!!


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I hate to complain but the newly paved Rte 16 makes it a little too easy to get to Saddleback. #bringbacktheheaves


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I had the misfortune of seeing Zakk sit in with the Allmans. It was ...... AWFUL:)

https://allmanbrothersband.com/community/general-chat-anything-goes/8-1-93-the-zakk-wylde-show/

IS THAT ZAKK WYLDE????

Can you just post GPS coordinates instead???? :)

Ha! As an aside that terrain would be SO MUCH better with a new lift and snowmaking. Now that I think of it I’ll remind the folks at saddleback that their mountain would be much improved with a...

Things that make you go HMMMMMMM......

...

Sugarbush excels at dick moves. Ask the Egan brothers.


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No soup for us yesterday. The smell of those burgers on our way to the Lodge was waaaaaaaaaay too tempting;)

Tis a fabulous mountain. Best day of the year for the Bottles (so far). Looking into a Saddleback trip next week....

The Bottlewoman and I were also at Pico yesterday. It ROCKED! Western quality packed pow.


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I thought those were mouse traps?

What happens to a boarder when he sits on the snow for too long???


He gets polaroids.

I’d hate to ask how you know this specific scent.


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What is the difference between a casual dinner party and a pirate orgy?

The first one you come as you are. The second, you Arrrr as you cum.

If that doesn’t make it snow, nothing will.
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They have blacks at Stratton? Who knew.


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Do you have two pairs of ski pants or do you have the option of turning one pair inside out? This seems like important information for us to have.

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…

… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil.

Beats the alternative?

Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?

No one. They both eat out.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

To hide in cherry trees.

Ever seen one? No? It works.

What's the loudest sound in the forest?

Giraffes eating cherries.

What's better than eating a Mandarin?

Eating Amanda out.

Pico skied like a dream today but WOOF the snow is disappearing fast.


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I'm not sure that's a chicken dinner I want to eat.

Which knight invented King Arthur's Round Table?


Sir Cumference.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099800/characters/nm0930254

We be greased.

Does anyone here know any jokes?


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PISS OFF!!!!