Win .

Heard 30 something attractive female say on chairlift while passing your typical tree covered in bras and panties:

"ha! That's funny. I wonder how they got all those up there"
I told her to hand...

You can call it tragic. Orca'n ya call Captain Ahab?

On top of Peak 7 I pulled out a full Nalgene of water and started drinking. A guy asks me "watch'a drinkin?" Being a smart ass I reply "vodka". He produces a plastic bottle with red shit in it and...

"what are you going to do, tell mom and dad I uploaded your dick sucking list?" That is hilarious.

That brings new meaning to skiing mashed potatoes.


//I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.

I have one and love it. I can't tell the difference between a traditionally decanted glass and one that's been aerated. Plus it's nice to be able to have a glass as soon as you open the bottle.

Wow, only $70 for a rope on the verge of retirement? I'll take two!

You ordered a boomerang?

I've been sitting here at my desk daydreaming of the powder I'm missing all day and then you send pics of two of my all time favorite lines. Suddenly I am thinking not of where I am not but where I...

but what do the mice think?

Your binary bytes. 1+1=10 no?

My bumper sticker says "I love NYC", but I have no idea what that means.

"protected only by a snow picket, now half a rope length below me" It must have been hard to climb with those giant brass balls between his legs.

Sorry dude, I'm a landlord and I've foot the bill to clean up many stories like yours. If you rent the first thing you need to do is contact your landlord, if they're responsible they'll handle the...

I would recommend that you verify with your local real estate commission that the agent you paid the money to is licensed, you should be able to do that on line. If they are you should have little to...

So does this mean we can finally stand in front of the microwave?

Run one mile for every post on TGR. For you that works our to an average of about 3 miles a day. You'll get there in no time.

My wife and I looked at Piney River, it wasn't cheap. We ended up at the Donovan Pavilion in Vail which wasn't cheap either, BUT they let you bring your own alcohol which saves a lot of money. Our...

I'm afraid you are going to have to pick 3 of the 4.

Beaujos' for flatlanders who need a bite to eat after they buy a 1 foot tall carved wooden bear waving hi.

ODAT - Steep and Cheap / Tramdock etc
12c Lite - For you business Mags that use the 12c - never be at a meeting without it again!
North Face Snow Report - obvious
Wikiamo - easy access wikipedia...

Another story to help to keep your hopes up.

Beagle lost for 3 years in Colo. is headed home

At Denver International Airport, Abby wagged her tail excitedly and let out some happy beagle...

The other day a co-worker of mine was on a sales call when the whole office overheard him say "and then i wacked off *long pause* about $250,000 in expenses" Our whole office started cracking up. I...

I have a Pavestone project that needs maybe three cuts or so to finish, maybe we go in on a rental? Just a thought.

At least you didn't buy a pair of Crocs. But that's a little like saying "so you sucked some dick, big deal. At least you didn't lick his ass."

Nice public service announcement. In Denver our feral cat population has decreased to zero thanks to an increase in urban foxes. Letting fluffy go in in this city is a death sentence.

*bows before greatness* _|\o_

^^^^ well said.

He is seriously cute. My wife and I just got a goldendoodle and he is awesome. Extremely smart, no shedding and acts like a retriever when we are active and like a lazy poodle when we are vegging. It...

Sounds to me like you already have a washer and dryer. Now you just need a bucket, washboard and clothesline and put her to work.

You can ski on dis side of za mountain or on zat side of zi mountain, but stay out of zi middle!

Ok, we can step it up a notch. How about you send him an email (using an anonymous email address) from "a concerned citizen and member of Focus on The Family" informing him that his family's...

Put together a PowerPoint porn compilation and tuck her into the middle of it. Send it on it on over to him like you're just forwarding some good porn and see what happens.

Post his reply email in...

My boss is from Arkansas and is an Arkansas Alumni. He hates Arkansas stereotype jokes. So one day a co-worker asks him "what's the difference between a Razorback and a boar?" and without missing a...

"Sedagive?"

In no particular order:
-Airplane
-Borat
-Better Off Dead
-Holy Grail
-Vacation

Second for Alone in The Wilderness. What that guy did was nothing short of amazing and very inspirational.

My God these are all terrible. Fortunately I have the cure for all you mags, the tune of Ozzy's Ironman is the trump card that will push any other song out of your head. Try it, it works.

My wife is a ridiculously good cook. Still I always find myself asking... will she notice if I squeeze some sriracha sauce on this? Man it's good, thanks for the post.

Wow, what a TR. Bravo!

+ vibes.

My dad used to tell me everyone who sits down to pee is FUCKING CRAZY. I think he's right, think about it.

Try starting with using the Frisbee in lieu of the dog's bowl to put his dinner in. After a few nights of them associating the Frisbee with dinner then get them to play tug of war with the Frisbee...

But if you run the race you'll miss your chance to do the YMCA, the Chicken Dance the Electric Slide and the Twist! Not to mention the fact you won't get to hear the best man say "may all your up's...

All I am saying is that she should pay for it, but don't make it a priority. She can pay down the road and if she's a good kid she will. Kids fuck up. Don't jeopardize her education for a stereo.
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Spargo, I think Sir Jongalot would have lowpointed via the express route.

The Derby Party is epic, but your girlfriend? You're bringing sand to the beach man. I hope you're really into this girl.

Problem 1) you called your daughter hot. ewwww.
problem 2) you would actually suggest making her sell her laptop (which she needs) to pay for your stereo (which is a luxury). When you get a dog you...

Nice effort, nice call, great pics. Better to call it than pull a Sirjongalot.