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    Onsen monkeys > rain crust485094485095 Sent...

    Onsen monkeys > rain crust485094485095

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    Grim. You would not be underskied with the...

    Grim.

    You would not be underskied with the 106s given current state of affairs (sun and warm, now rain.)120s seem. . . optimistic. Maybe next week something cold and big will develop to heal...
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    At 19,000 feet with my kid, Nuptse in the...

    At 19,000 feet with my kid, Nuptse in the background. Happy New Year!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221231/cf4a265f0ae10e217252e1be1a02e063.jpg
  4. When you are out of brown juice and the plane is...

    When you are out of brown juice and the plane is still 2 days away.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210503/e1c371a31952bc9ae6ea73ca01086bd5.jpg
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    I had a poignant moment riding the cat today and...

    I had a poignant moment riding the cat today and looking back at all these vibrant young people, knowing that 5 of them will be dead in a...
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    From today. ....

    From today. . .https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200207/222099866d4894c3a151ae40411e0ec1.jpg

    Current Mood. . . .

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    Thanks for asking, fellows. It's sort of a long...

    Thanks for asking, fellows. It's sort of a long story involving a few years of assuming my mother's personality to repress my awareness of her death. I inherited her house and our family motel in...
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    From today. ....

    From today. . .https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200205/4ff0ccdb819583d3316cc944c4f1c2fb.jpg
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    We need a taller clothes line.228771

    We need a taller clothes line.228771
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    I was walking along a narrow sidewalk outside a...

    I was walking along a narrow sidewalk outside a bakery and the smell of fresh hot bread was wafting out and a beautiful woman in form fitting leather pants was approaching under cover of an umbrella....
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    I thought today would be "the day" here in La...

    I thought today would be "the day" here in La Grave. Clearly I was erroneous. But tomorrow, or whenever they get the upper mountain open, should be great. . .

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    Oh well. There is more than...
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    My grandpa bought me the "Purple Rain" album for...

    My grandpa bought me the "Purple Rain" album for my birthday. Or rather he probably gave my cousin $9 to go buy whatever he thought I would like.

    I tore off the wrapping and said, "wow, thanks...
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    Winter Rental Ouray / Silverton?

    Looking for a house or condo or well-insulated tool shed in Silverton or Ouray this winter. Preferably clean, as I am a man of refined elegance. Not looking for room share but an entire place, as I...
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    It sounds like you're living with Jonny Waterman....

    It sounds like you're living with Jonny Waterman.

    Just when I have abandoned all hope for TGR, AK and parvo are posting in a roommate thread. God Bless America.
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    Couple from the weekend. Figure if I am going to...

    Couple from the weekend. Figure if I am going to participate in this "hey, I went skiing!!!!" thread I should toss up a jpeg or two. . .
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    Odd. We skied Wolfie on Friday and Saturday....

    Odd. We skied Wolfie on Friday and Saturday. Never waited longer than a minute and everyone seemed joyous.

    45 second bootpacks seem to vex many, however.
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    Anyone who says they had a great day at Taos...

    Anyone who says they had a great day at Taos today is a fabulist. On the plus side, I got a refund on my lift ticket after skiing for 3 hours because they couldnt get anything higher on the mountain...
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    I am not sure if its warm or if I overdressed. ...

    I am not sure if its warm or if I overdressed. Probably some of each. There is no / little wind. They just opened the Knife Edge and from my two run sample size off the top, the snow I have been...
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    285 through South Park is deserted and it's 6...

    285 through South Park is deserted and it's 6 degrees and pounding cold smoke. Doubling down on the Wolf Creek / Taos combo.

    Mdblows - 62 inch base is enough to cover the rubble at Taos. That...
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    https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7321/16532981162_99...

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    Poll: And the other party who has been served a summons...

    And the other party who has been served a summons to this kangaroo court hasnt even offered up their own lamentations and evidence yet. Lots of win left!
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    It was okay, sort of mellow. Too many decrepit...

    It was okay, sort of mellow. Too many decrepit old Beaver Creek fossils who used to play bridge with Gerald Ford. And people who think Jimmy Buffet is edgy.
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    https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7333/16457146832_bf...

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    Crampedon is here at the wimmens downhill.


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    Just because you dont wear jeans it doesnt mean...

    Just because you dont wear jeans it doesnt mean you are anti-jean. Much in the same way if you dont hire Jews it doesnt necessarily mean you are an anti-Semite.
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    Unfortunately, I gotta go see if I can put a baby...

    Unfortunately, I gotta go see if I can put a baby in Tina Maze the next couple of days.
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    Fuck it, let's go bowling. I am good to make...

    Fuck it, let's go bowling.

    I am good to make it up in mid-March if any other beaters wish to rally with me. Or the end of this month. I can stay a week. Or two. Europe is killing everyone this...
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    This is only the second time in 10 years that I...

    This is only the second time in 10 years that I have contemplated changing my signature.
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    The first automobile sold in America was...

    The first automobile sold in America was purchased by a dentist. We need them to provide the capital that creates innovation.
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    The outside world is not your basement. Christ. ...

    The outside world is not your basement. Christ.

    I long for the days when guys like Sinatra and Rontele would put on a bespoke suit just to catch a baseball game. Now everyone wants to go to a...
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    In his defense there are lots worse things he...

    In his defense there are lots worse things he could ski tomorrow.

    I thought about inventing an alias called Extreme Iowan to reply and tell him to meet me at the Montenvers tomorrow. But then I...
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    It is more expensive in the US since its just...

    It is more expensive in the US since its just exploiting affluent tourists who have been conditioned that if you go out of bounds you will have your pass pulled and be beaten with a car antenna. And...
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    I laughed.

    I haven't seen anyone get this indignant over nothing since my neighbor freaked out about my nude mowing.
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    I will be around that weekend and would be happy...

    I will be around that weekend and would be happy to show you around. $400. I only ski Snow King, however. Ask for me at the Hampton Inn.
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    That looks nice. Had it on the agenda for last...

    That looks nice. Had it on the agenda for last season and was gonna mooch Gary's place and then it didnt snow for a month so we scrapped it. Might have to get it on the dance card for later this...
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    Since this thread is populated with the...

    Since this thread is populated with the collective genious of Colorado skiers . . .

    What time should I be at the Women's Downhill venue on Friday so I can be reasonably assured to watch it at the...
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    Restoring an old boat in Zihuatanejo with Warden...

    Restoring an old boat in Zihuatanejo with Warden Norton's money. Some birds arent meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.
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    Wait, Carl is gone? Christ. I am about to weep...

    Wait, Carl is gone? Christ. I am about to weep like Dick Vermeil.

    Please tell me Klar is still around or I am headed for Alpine Zone.
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    I dont know, man. Lets say I start an alias...

    I dont know, man. Lets say I start an alias whinging about wanting to leave my wife because I have been living a lie for years and suddenly realize cock and hairy backs is where its at. Like REALLY...
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    I disagree.

    I disagree.
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    PM johnc for Revelstoke details.

    PM johnc for Revelstoke details.
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    Looks amazing, thanks. This must be the wicked...

    Looks amazing, thanks. This must be the wicked deal I learned about AFTER I sat around waiting for a mission like Captain Willard and then got bored and went out to Tahoe and gambled and skied slush...
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    Fellas, maybe you didnt see that these were...

    Fellas, maybe you didnt see that these were special ordered. FROM FRANCE!! Do you know how hard it is to get something here all the way from France? That's on the other side of an ocean, for...
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    I thought I saw that thing posted in Gear Swap? I...

    I thought I saw that thing posted in Gear Swap? I was going to PM and ask what qualified as "gently used." Looking for a friend.
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    Fixed that first part for you. No need to limit...

    Fixed that first part for you. No need to limit yourself there.

    Also, men make all the abortion laws. Why wouldnt they have an opinion about lady skis?
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    I am often in Denver but I violently avoid...

    I am often in Denver but I violently avoid weekends. And also Colorado. But I am good for a day here and there if I'm around and it ever snows again. I am very much weight conscious when touring so...
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    I like that you were willing to potentially choke...

    I like that you were willing to potentially choke yourself to death for our enjoyment. That was great, thanks!
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    I have used them all and they are all about the...

    I have used them all and they are all about the same. They like to get you to the airport about 3 hours before your goddamn flight, and the Geneva airport is about like the Bozeman airport. Alpybus...
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