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I would have expected all the scandals (less Benghazi - no one except for the tinfoil hat crowd considers that a scandal) would kill Obama's approval ratings. Looks like I'm wrong.
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Figured this deserved its own thread. At first I thought I was reading the Onion. Guess not.

Pure gold.
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http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2012/12/04/alan-simpson-fiscal-cliff/?hpt=hp_t1

Simpson nailed it.

Obama's gift to Republicans is that severe butthurt is not considered a pre-existing condition under Obamacare.

Guessing this guy is a little butthurt today:

http://abcnews.go.com/images/Politics/ht_eric_hartsburg_2_jef_121026_wblog.jpg

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Obvious photoshop. Everyone knows that the Tea Party only allows old fat white dudes with erectile dysfunction into their club.

Don't worry, he has other flat out lies that will be hitting the airways in OH this weekend. Desperation.

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/d57/21a/9c5/resized/sexymama-bear-meme-generator-it-smells-like-hairspray-and-desperation-up-in-here-479575.jpg?1348016260.jpg

Sorry, it doesn't. Thanks for playing.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/mn/minnesota_romney_vs_obama-1823.html

It's due to his multiple personality disorder. Mittens "Sybil" Romney.

It's so big he's waiting until Wednesday!

http://news.yahoo.com/romney-family-investment-ties-voting-machine-company-could-003209723.html
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http://bindersfullofwomen.com was snapped up in less than two minutes after Mittens coined the phrase. I will be logged into godaddy.com during the 3rd debate.

Didn't you guys learn anything last night? Guns don't kill people, single Moms kill people.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8327/8096536062_454a766ea2_z.jpg

"Binders full of women" will likely be the #1 halloween costume this year.

I was getting worried about Romney's chances in Utah until I saw your post. Thanks for clearing that up.

Obama's performance was weak. He seemed bored and basically didn't show up. He acted like he has this thing in the bag (which I guess he does b/c of the Electoral College).

Romney contradicted...

Hay HAY Hay

Sweet oxymoron

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qpKce6XdJes/T_xGQYh3DiI/AAAAAAAAEW4/NjbZHnSZP68/s1600/tin-foil-hat.jpg

Given that Romney wanted GM to fail, I surprised Ryan even brought the subject up.

"Bain Investor" = Someone inside the IRS. It's still too early for someone to leak his tax returns (plus, everyone is watching the Olympics right now). My guess it we'll see at least a few of the...

"The chorus of conservatives calling for Mitt Romney to release more of his tax returns has grown from being mostly those with an ax to grind to elected officials and the conservative...

Didn't Jerry Falwell announce last year that he was gay? Or was it that he's meth addict? I can't remember.

The folks (i.e. DBT, Larry Craig, Ted Haggard, etc.) who are against same sex marriage are typically in the closet or have issues with their own sexuality. Pretty sad really. They are also the same...

Richard Mourdock = Christine O'Donnell

Dems are loving the Tea Baggers.

http://news.yahoo.com/dick-lugars-indiana-loss-win-democrats-115150271--abc-news-politics.html

DBT - Get the fuck out of the closet (and MSP aiport bathrooms) already.

C'mon Dogfucker, you can't drop out now! Conservatives for big government need you!

Go Dogfucker Go!

OMG! Martial law! The end of America! Muslims! Mexicans! Un-American! Out to destroy America! Socialism! Future Dictator!

The sky is falling, the sky is falling!

Go DogFucker, Go!

Ouch. Mr. Romneycare more conservative than McCain? Nice try. Hard to flip flop out of that one. Dogfucker is toast. Bummer.

http://gma.yahoo.com/four-questions-bill-maher-090047377--abc-news.html

"MAHER: To compare that to Rush is ridiculous - he went after a civilian about very specific behavior, that was a lie,...

http://www.people-press.org/2012/03/14/romney-leads-gop-contest-trails-in-matchup-with-obama/

http://www.people-press.org/files/2012/03/3-14-12-18.png

Not looking great for Dogfucker,...

Yeah! Dogfucker!! Go Dogfucker Go!!

http://www.cartoonaday.com/images/cartoons/2011/04/Birthers-political-cartoon-598x426.jpg

http://funnydemotivationalposters.com/uploads/saved_posters/demotivational-poster-nq858r5w35-BIRTHERS.jpg

Our resident retard (DBT) would be all for it as long as a big government Republican (Santorum) was behind it or if it was a bridge to nowhere.

Given that most evangelicals are closet homosexuals, that may pose a bit of a problem for their own healthcare coverage.

Much higher than that. Nice try.

At least we can agree on one thing, that Limpy is a spine-less pussy who cowers to the left.

FAIL. His point (really a contradiction) was that losing 40+ sponsors doesn't mean shit, yet he goes on about 3 NEW ones.

Oh and you're completely full of shit about your dildo company getting...

"Over 40 Advertisers Flee, Host Says 'Everything's Cool'"
http://news.yahoo.com/rush-limbaugh-over-40-advertisers-flee-host-says-202554683--abc-news.html

Not to worry, we have 3 NEW spancers!
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"I had a great time in the Dominican Republic. Wish I could tell you about it."

Not sure he could make it anymore obvious as to what he was doing down there.

^^ Funny shit, especially the 18,000 "spancers". Sounds like he's more worried than anyone thought. He lost a lot of credibility given how he had to cower to the left. Zero backbone. What a...

He makes 40M+/yr and should already be laughing to the bank. While drugs and those private jet trips to visit underage prostitutes in the Dominican Republic are not cheap, I wouldn't expect him to...

I'm surprised Limpdick backpedaled as fast as he did. When did he become such a pussy? Too much Oxy maybe? The difference between his slut comment and Maher calling Palin a cunt is that Maher has...

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/us/general_election_santorum_vs_obama-2912.html

Even Rassmussen and their shitty polling has Obama @ +8 vs Dogfucker. In reality, it's...

Ha! Pure gold. I can't believe anyone even looks at the polling data from Rasmussen after they were pwned in 2008. They were consistently 10-20+ points off across the board.

RCP average...

DBT - Dogfucker doesn't stand a chance against Obama and you know it. He consistently polls WAY below Obama and won't get a single independant vote. I understand that it's tough for you to see with...

If you allow a line item veto, how would we be able to build bridges to nowhere?

Curious timing on the birth control thing. The ruling in CA is also going to get the far right closetcase nutjobs off the couch, which boosts Santorum. If the turnout numbers continue to stay very...

Bringing the lulz! Funny shit. Looks like I struck a nerve. You are the poster child for living a worthless life and may even have DBT beat. Spending 6-8 hours/day on this forum (14,000+ posts!)...