That first survey was rigged, and complete rubbish. The second one was better: Australia up where it belongs. We will never win these things unless it's about beer.
I wonder how they measure...

heard the news on that public radio news show, in the shuttle van going up to work at the resort today. Quite a shock. Like many people, I studied Slaughterhouse 5 at school and took an interest in...

skiied the G Deux all arvo clad in blue (as were my colleagues) and the wind made those few inches into somewhat more. It's thin, there are stumpy sticks and rocks, and scrrrtchy stuff just...

put some vodka in it. Or if you are on a ski instructor's budget, metho.

Or, I've Shitted My Pants.

(which I haven't, although I almost didded, reading this thread).

This thread is USELESS without pix.




The bungee guy doesn't count. He was photoshopped.

I thought Alpine Meadows was owned by Powdr Corp (the mob who own PCMR, and that weird little hill near Las Vegas)? Odd that they'd be getting rid of hills. That sort of operation seems more like to...

I'm scaring the cats here, laughing at the Lurch photo. I got to teach at DV quite a bit (in another hill's uniform) and didn't notice a larger number of horrible fashion messes than usual. What I...

It's easy, you just keep your pants on.

Oh. Deck.

Carry on.

Another couple I have heard way too many times:

Do you own your own skis? (No, and carpenters rent their hammers, too).

How do you become instructors? Do you first work as lifties and then...

He was a considerate man. He'd been at the prunes, and was issuing public service announcements (punctuated with farts).

They're not shy about extracting tips for the guides, either! The tour costs about $150 (can't remember, friend paid for it in exchange for a handful of freebie lift tix I had), and on the website it...

1. You can't ski when it's snowing though, right? / Do they close the resort if it starts snowing?

2. Where did you learn to ski? Australia? But there's no snow/skiing in Australia, is there?
...

I did it last season, on a powder day. And sadly, I'd have got a LOT more powder by staying in teh resort, as a bunch of clowns (men) thought the "advanced" requirement applied to them. I had to...

Well I bet they breathe now!

Last year's Bolle modulator whatsits (X-500 or something). The lenses worked, they go dark and light BUT they stuck out from the frame, so they were getting scratched like from day 1. They're...

Mine came a few days back (I can never find this thread); thanks heaps! I just have to find something to stick them to now.

I like that little animation. Poo jokes are ALWAYS funny.

That Harbl thing was a masterstroke. HS is a genius.

His thread, sadly, appears to have disappeared from Epic. Luckily, the funnier thread is here. Cept I laugh my guts up reading it.

No Leaf Clover - Metallica
666 - Iron Maiden
C'mon Let's Go! - Girlschool
Ace of Spades - Motorhead
Hard Rock Hallelujia - Lordi

....har har har no just joking; 5 is

Living After Midnight...

Well I'm sorry BUT I almost laughed my lungs up at this thread. Especially the first page.

You're racking up some really seriously good karma for this. I see my postcode in one of your lists, and will stop worrying that my landlord is stealing my mail! Shall wait happily for the new order...

Oops. I sent a buck for 4 on the weekend (wasn't sure if more'd fit in the envelope).

The local TV news's tonight are talking up this storm. It'll be the Stooooorm of the CENT-ury in no time.
At sunset, the tips of the mountains over BCC had white flying off them, so I guess it's...

How weird. Tonight's Sex in the City featured a house in..... Suffern.

Yanks are weird. When you have this type of illness, GO TO BED AND STAY THERE. Take some cold and flu drugs, so you can sleep. Let the greeblies in your body get to work. Drink, eat, whatever, but...

I'm short sighted (very) and astigmatic, and it changes/gets worse every few years. I use the 14-day contacts (you take them out and put them in the No Rub stuff every night) and they are Bausch and...

I wonder if the Crayons is ever going to turn a profit and return the money that was poured into it?

very bizarre. I was just there, a few hours ago, shopping and poking around.

I don't understand how dogs can do garlic farts, but they don't eat garlic. Unless they are really weird dogs.

Seems to be a lot of festering bitterness coming over here from Epic. That site has certainly changed, but not for the better.

It seems with an ever-growing army of moderators (many of whom are...

When I was in Colorado and asked everyone why the grog shops were closed on Sundays, the concensus was that it was so the grog shop workers could have at least one day off. Which didn't make sense as...

Yeah, it was terrible! Those kittens SUCKED.

Oh. Superbowl not Puppybowl. ooops. :redface: