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THAT IS ALL.

MY ASS. I KNEW EXACTLY WHO THAT WAS.

DID HE BREAK YOUR HEART? DON'T WORRY, THERE ARE MANY FISH IN THE SEA. YOU'LL FIND SOME MORE MAN-LOVE SOME DAY.

AT LEAST HE'S AWAKE. INSTEAD OF BRO-BRAH MOMENTS, ALL I HAD WAS NAPS.

NONSENSICAL JONG IS NONSENSICAL.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU CAN DO WITH THEM?

ANYBODY WANT TO TAKE MR. NYBERG FOR A HIKE UP MILLY? I THINK HE'S EARNED IT.

SOLID WORK, YOU TREMENDOUS DOUCHEBAG. SUBAWSKI, I'LL PAY YOU 350 FOR THE HELLBENTS IF YOU SHOVE THEM UP THIS IDIOTS ASS.

BUT NONE OF THEM HAD STAR WARS! AND LASERS! THAT STUPID PLANE TOOK MY IDEA.

REVERSE VAMPIRES WAS A GOOD GUESS, THOUGH. THOSE GUYS GOT ME THE GUN.

ONLY REAGAN CAN HAVE STAR WARS TAXES. OBAMA IS A SHAM.

NOTHING IS REAGANS FAULT.

EXCEPT THAT I KILLED KENNEDY. MY BAD.

GEITHNER WILL BE A WELCOME ADDITION TO MY HORDE.

GREG <3S JER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



CAPS ARE MY BIT, YOU FUCKING MORON.

WERE I STILL IN A GRAVE, YOUR POSTS WOULD HAVE ME DOING BACKFLIPS.

OMG REALLY? YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD SAMARITAN.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO HILARIOUS AND CLEVER. I LITERALLY CANNOT BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?! I'M SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AT LEAST TWICE A DAY OR ANYTHING.

WHY WON'T YOU BE MY FRIEND?

CAN I HAVE YOUR CORPSE?

FREE BRAINS, AND A GUN BAN, SO THAT MYSELF AND MY BRETHREN MAY RUN WILD.

HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. YOU NEED MORE BLOOD.

YOU ARE SO RIGHT, DUDE. IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY HAVE SOMEBODY HERE WHO AGREES WITH ME.

WHERE DO YOU SKI, GOOD BUDDY? I WANT TO RIDE WITH YOU, HOMIE.

YOU DO REALIZE HE WAS BANNED HOURS AGO, CORRECT?

WHATSSAMATTA, FATTY? DID YOUR RASCAL RUN OUT OF BATTERIES?

NO ONE IS STEEZIER THAN RONALD FUCKING REAGAN.

WAY TO STEAL MY SCHTICK, COCKGOBBLER. PERHAPS YOUR ASS WOULD LIKE TO BECOME ACQUAINTED WITH MY FOOT?

TELL ME, DID YOU DRINK BATTERY ACID AS A CHILD, OR WERE YOU BORN RETARDED?

HOW ABOUT I COMPARE MY FOOT TO YOUR ASS?
I'M GOING TO CUT OF YOUR DICK AND USE IT TO FEED PRAIRIE DOGS, YOU COCK-HOLSTER BUTT MAGNET.

HOW ABOUT I START A PETITION TO HAVE YOUR LEGS REMOVED? PREFERABLY BY MY FOOT IMPACTING YOUR ASS SO HARD THAT THEY LITERALLY EXPLODE.

I'M GOING TO MELT MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS IN A SECOND, BRO.

HOW ABOUT I SOLVE MY FIST THROUGH YOUR FACE?

NOBODY FIGHTS OFF ZOMBIE REAGAN.

YOU MAKE NANCY CRY, MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY SUCH A LITTLE NANCY-BOY. STOP USING HER NAME LIKE THAT.

POMPOUS ASS-FLAPPERY PRESERVATION SERVICE



DUDE, YOU ARE LIKE SO IN LOVE WITH HEARING YOURSELF TALK.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO THINK.

REPUBLICAN'TS AND DEMOCRAPS

Whuddup.

MY POOR WIFE

I WOULD LIKE TO BE A PART OF THESE DEBATES. THREE ZOMBIES IS BETTER THAN TWO, AND SO FORTH.

WHERE'S NANCY?

THE SOLUTION IS CLEARLY THAT WE NEED TO KILL LIKE HALF THE PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY. I WILL THEN REVIVE THEM. THE UNDEAD DO NOT NEED HOME LOANS. PROBLEM SOLVED, SHITHEADS.

REAGAN 1
TGR IDIOTS -42,891

AW, BUDDY. DO I NEED TO GO BACK TO NONSENSICAL BRAIN EATING POSTS? I'M JUST SO HURT.

I COULD EAT YOUR BRAIN.

Right, dex. Only the evil rich white man is racist.

Sorry, adolf, I'm my own zombie. And I bet Reuters is just the pinnacle of conservative media, right? The quotes are out of context and the...

Here's a thought, Witherspoon. Why don't you try actually making an argument instead of just calling everyone stupid. Who is really irresponsible? You have yet to make a single post that you can back...

SOUNDS LIKE OBAMA AND HIS AIDES NEED TO GROW A FUCKING PAIR. I'M DEAD AND I CAN DISH IT OUT BETTER THAN THEY CAN. YOUR BRAINS ARE NEXT, TIM.

HOW DARE YOU USE MY LIKENESS?!?!?

CLIFFY, YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME. WHAT'S UP, BRO? I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FUCKING BRAIN.

Crud's Uncle lacks a brain upon which to feed. Please excuse the lapse.

Even if he had one, I wouldn't want to catch his spineless bigotry.

You are the dumbest of all the idiotic neo-con cocksuckers on here. I've voted conservative my entire life, but the religious right neo-cons such as yourself have gutted the party. We've had EIGHT...

Are you fucking high? What the fuck would you call what Christians did in the Inquisition, or the Crusades?

Religion is violent, not just every religion but yours. Grow a fucking brain, you racist...

You are the biggest fucking moron out there. Please vacate my political party, ASAP.

This is what the fuck. But down the fucking bong:





Stop backpedaling. Who did you think the third dude was?

How does it feel to be the stupidest person on TGR?

40. Ronald Reagan

41. George H.W. Bush (that's one)

42. Bill Clinton

43. Dubya (there's two)

ZOMBIE REAGAN SUGGESTS BARACK OBAMA-ESQUE PACIFISM. ZOMBIE REAGAN PROMISES PEACEFUL ZOMBIE REGIME CHANGE WHEN ELECTED. ZOMBIE FIND FLAME-THROWER LAUGHABLE AND BORROWED GOOD FRIEND GEORGE H. W. BUSH...

JESSE B. JONES! ZOMBIE REAGAN NEED BRAINS. ZOMBIE REAGAN NEED YOUR BRAINS. YOU PAY MONEY BACK OR YOU WATCH FOR ZOMBIE OVER SHOULDER FOR SHORT DURATION OF REST OF LIFE UNTIL ZOMBIE DINNER HOUR IN...