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I found my new theme song

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"...now a phreaky mothafucka will take whipped cream

squeeze that shit on your pussy clit

take some motherfucking chocolate

Barnballs- I'm in the same boat. Current 2 ski quiver is the 186 Comi for pow and 09 183 Gotamas (Tokyo nights) for non-pow. I also had the white/red vintage. Both are beat to shit.

I demoed the...

Trestles is firing, as evidenced by the 100+ polesmokers dropping in on each other

http://www.surfline.com/live/

I'm glad I don't surf there regularly. My fists would be constantly sore from...

I call Dibs. Give me a call at 415 two-six-7 six-999 so we can discuss pricing.

Fabrizio

Me and my Sydney crew are commandeering this for a couple of weeks.

http://www.divemaldivesnow.com/files/carpe-diem.jpg


The best thing about the Maldives is I've never seen a single fucking...

I will buy a case of beer for anyone who spray paints a huge dick on the ramp, like what bad roo did at the Nurburgring

http://static.autoblog.nl/images/wp2013/nurburgring-penis.jpg

Pretty shit here since I picked up a new 5'10 Rubble. Its maiden voyage will have to wait until the Maldives boat trip next month.

TeleMike,

Ignore my idiotic full-retard ramblings. I must have been possessed by a North Korean dictator last night.

There will be no ass-kickings at KW this weekend or any weekend.

And...

You're not man enough to fuck with me! You can't last 2 minutes in my world BITCH!!! Look at you, scared now you HO! Scared like a little white pussy! Scared of the real man! I'll fuck you til you...

Call me "Sir", Goddamnit!!!!

Don't worry. I know the guys at the Mountain Clinic- I'll even make sure your no-insurance ass gets the bro-brah discount after I send you there.

Do you need free lift tickets? Don't forget your food stamps for the general store. Oh, and I hear there's free skis in the dumpster behind the Battered Beaver.

Maybe if you clean the windshield...

I'll be there to give YOU a head injury.

BITCH!!!!

Fucking hippy faggot! I'm gonna kick your granola ass and ram my fist into your cum-encrusted mouth at Kirkwood this weekend!!! Stay out of Kirkwood if you wanna keep your skull unfractured!!! )'(

Yep! Also has Surf Rat (Archy) and Psycho Stick (Dino Andino). Not to mention Rick Kane (Mike Latronic)

This video has all the North Shore and Point Break characters, which just elevates it into a...

Holy Fuck. I watched this every fucking day as a grom. Solid power surfing shot in the epic 88/89 North Shore season starring
Pottz, Carroll, Archie, Sunny, Slater, Curren, Johnny-Boy, Dane Kealoha,...

Momma Day- no can do.

Memorial Day- will be on a yacht in the Maldives.

Any weekend in between I can do. If there's hookers and blow, that will increase the probability of me being there.

No shit! This is gayer than a bunch of snowboarders having a circle jerk at the San Francisco Jacks.

Maldives would be my recommendation for an exotic 5 star luxury honeymoon trip with all the awesome muff di..., I mean Scuba diving potential. Can't really recommend any land resorts there since my...

Long shot here, but anyone here has, or knows someone who has, or knows someone who knows someone who has a Class C RV I can rent for the last week of August til Labor day?

Prefer to pickup/...

Now there's a name I'd not heard in a long time.

Is he still a hammerhead-toting tele hippie or has he join the 21st century?

That pic of him at one of lph's parties rockin hop's Buff headband...

Steeper than anything at inbounds KW right? Pipeline is the shit.

When he approached our table to tell our dirtbag group off for bringing food and beer, I've never seen anyone's face turn from a slight disdain, to wide-eyed jaw-dropped horror, complete with a 180...

We met up with your a couple of your buds on our first day last Feb and heard about the kneecap incident. heal up!

Awesome vid. That's pretty much how I remember that Hakuba cherry-popping trip.

Yes, the $439 the KW-Only pass (No blackout) is the same price as the Tahoe local pass (KW, Heave and Gapestar, but with blackouts).

....and to quote Splat, "...I make it a point that the only...

Biggest board I can duckdive is a 7'6 mini gun (19" wide, 2 1/2 thick). Anything beyond that then you gotta find channels and time it perfectly or turn turtle.

I have a habit of using my foot to...

thinking of offloading some shit there. How does it compare to, say, eBay?

Also, does anyone know of any codes? There's a surfboard in there I have my eye on.

Grassy Ass.

Jeezus tittyfuckin Kerrrist! KW is putting out the best 4 inches she's put out all season.

Sent from halfway up ch10, PutaMadres

Good stuff dhklauer! I really need to find a new gig that has unlimited sick day, unlimited vacation policy, and work from home anytime I damn well please.



Nice jacket. Do they make those for...

...meanwhile, 1% of the Kirkwood Krew jump on their private jet in search of whiter pastures...

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KONNICHIWA, BITCHES!!!!!

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realized I haven't flown internationally to ski since the Cham 2004 trip w/ Splat.

Anyway, what's changed? does United fuck you up the ass?
Website and online check-in says $200 for bags over...

Sweet pics and awesome adventure.

That night I called the office to arrange for a passport and plane ticket to Tokyo, Japan, for Mr S. Punani.

Fucking Pali chairlift. If Vail wanted to attract Snowboarders to outer Pali they could've just built a gay bar at the end of the high traverse.

ZZZ - I got a buddy who runs surf tours in El Salvador. http://www.elsalvadorsurfer.com/
Nowhere near as Americanized as CR.

If you want safe (but Americanized town), then I'd recommend the good...

U around this weekend? Bring your hookers and blow to the Poon Palace.

Check your Email ya Ho!

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There is a snapped half of a ski pole in the Temple of Doom LZ. I tried looking for it but failed.

Don't land on it.
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Seriously. That footage is so FUCKING RAD it should be the opening of the next MSGR movie:

"check check... Yeah I don't think this lines been ripped as hard as I'm about to......

A bunch of college chicks decided to party at the Poon Palace, but if my 430am alarm goes off then I'll be at 6 at 9.

Low tide is generally super sketchy unless there's at least 6-10 feet of consolidated coverage to bury all the boulders, stumps, fallen logs and other nasty surprises.

They're always pulling...

Got into this headbanging Complextro stuff over the summer. Mainly because me and Splat were on one of the biggest loudest raddest soundcamps on the playa.

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Sat was the best first day of any season for me. Me, Clack, Jmetz, and Skiin Ian +1 went on a POW HUNTN safari, ripped the shit out of here and there, and no, you can't have any stash-revealing pics...

^bump.

I may have 1-2 spots opeining on my lease. South Lake. Upscale quiet neighborhood in Black Bart area. 3 miles to Heav, 4 miles to Meyers.

Current crew includes me, Mildbill, Mr and Mrs...

Your hood? I'm not in the Castro. Pui Kurac! Ko te napravija tako glupa!!!!

PS- Gold Club has $5 Friday lunch buffets

Exhibit B

http://www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/Northern-Calif-crash-kills-4-injures-5-4064736.php

I read this and laughed. They should bring back RRRamon the South American Lift Nazi from a few seasons ago. He was hilarious, especially the way he insisted to see everyone's pass before each and...

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Sweet. See you 10 @ 10.

...and don't eat the week's supply of shrooms in one sitting, Biatch! MOTHERFUCKER!!! BA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

$35 to list ski leases?

inTRblYTevk

^ This is like opening a time capsule.

Going to KW before 6 is open is like going to a strip club to watch chicks pole dance wearing baggy sweatpants without makeup.