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09-04-2012, 10:50 AM
Thread: Captain Anal needz the moneyz
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Waist size is adjustable. Cuffs do fit over ski...
Waist size is adjustable. Cuffs do fit over ski boots. There are even gaiters in there!
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09-02-2012, 01:44 PM
Thread: Captain Anal needz the moneyz
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Captain Anal needz the moneyz
Moment Tahoe 188 - New - Not in plastic but not drilled either. $350
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Tyrolia Peak 15 - NIB - Brown Camo - $130
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05-03-2012, 09:25 AM
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Somebody should have taken Colleen Lynn out back...
Somebody should have taken Colleen Lynn out back and shot her a long time ago. Same goes for all the other idiots like her. Fucking pricks.
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04-24-2012, 08:04 PM
Thread: I think we need a CNY mini summit...
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Yeah that's what I meant. Always figured you were...
Yeah that's what I meant. Always figured you were an SU student from Cornnecticut
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04-24-2012, 03:37 PM
Thread: I think we need a CNY mini summit...
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So which one of you is driving a gray discovery...
So which one of you is driving a gray discovery with an Alta tire cover?
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04-20-2012, 07:42 AM
Thread: Rock and Roll death trifecta.......
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It was Thomas Kinkade, man...
It was Thomas Kinkade, man...
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04-18-2012, 11:05 AM
Thread: Anyone been to a bris?
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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_CIRC...
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04-17-2012, 11:21 AM
Thread: Caption the persons avatar above you
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Spoon!!!
Spoon!!!
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04-13-2012, 03:07 PM
Thread: A jet plane on a large treadmill
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114310 If Nicolas Cage were on a treadmill...
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04-13-2012, 01:23 PM
Thread: A jet plane on a large treadmill
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The problem here is that I made certain...
The problem here is that I made certain assumptions about what the OP actually meant (what flyandsky is saying) and you did not make those assumptions and are just answering the question.
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04-13-2012, 01:15 PM
Thread: A jet plane on a large treadmill
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Okay, fine. I'm out.
Okay, fine. I'm out.
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04-13-2012, 01:13 PM
Thread: A jet plane on a large treadmill
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Okay, so what I am gathering from your argument...
Okay, so what I am gathering from your argument is that in your interpretation of the question, the treadmill actually does not even play a factor in this whatsoever. So if we go with your...
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04-13-2012, 01:06 PM
Thread: A jet plane on a large treadmill
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I've got to be at the office for 2.5 more hours,...
I've got to be at the office for 2.5 more hours, I've got no work left to do, this day was going slow as shit already, checking the spare at 5:30.
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04-13-2012, 01:03 PM
Thread: A jet plane on a large treadmill
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I'm not adding anything to it. If the plane is...
I'm not adding anything to it. If the plane is only being propelled by the wheels how can the fucking thing MOVE if the conveyor is moving in the opposite direction? It would sit still with only...
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04-13-2012, 12:54 PM
Thread: A jet plane on a large treadmill
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Okay okay. So the OP is stupid/poorly worded/not...
Okay okay. So the OP is stupid/poorly worded/not enough information or something. What is the plane moving in relation to? The air? The treadmill? GSA?
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04-13-2012, 12:43 PM
Thread: A jet plane on a large treadmill
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Obviously it's all about how fast air is moving...
Obviously it's all about how fast air is moving over the airfoil. I don't think anybody is disputing that. But it DOES matter what propels it. If it's just the wheels propelling it, no air will...
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04-13-2012, 10:38 AM
Thread: A jet plane on a large treadmill
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The plane takes off, you dummies. DJSapp has it...
The plane takes off, you dummies. DJSapp has it right. The treadmill could be going 6 billion mph, but the jets would still push the plane forward in relation to the ground the treadmill is sitting...
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04-12-2012, 08:47 AM
Thread: Caption the persons avatar above you
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The dog bounded across the room, skidded to a...
The dog bounded across the room, skidded to a stop and gleefully devoured the pile of vomit. This was not the first time the dog's master had unintentionally fed his dog a slurry of sushi and top...
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04-11-2012, 08:23 AM
Thread: Anyone been to a bris?
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Who'd want to deal with cleaning out that...
Who'd want to deal with cleaning out that foreskin after der poopenhausen anyway. Yick.
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04-05-2012, 01:25 PM
Thread: 60% off all Moment Skis
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Great. Wasn't planning on buying skis anytime...
Great. Wasn't planning on buying skis anytime soon but just bought some 188 Tahoes. They better rip.
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04-02-2012, 07:48 PM
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Honestly, driving an hour to work in the morning...
Honestly, driving an hour to work in the morning isn't so bad. I did it for about a year and actually loved it. I'd take a mug of coffee and listen to NPR or some music depending on my mood and...
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03-30-2012, 04:38 PM
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First thing I will do is buy a giant forested...
First thing I will do is buy a giant forested skiable fishable piece of land, a snow cat or 2, a fleet of sleds and throw a giant bonfire party miles from anywhere and all you idiots are invited. ...
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03-30-2012, 02:22 PM
Thread: Friday Game: Word Association
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Fromunda
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03-22-2012, 12:59 PM
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Theme song for Blurred/Advres interactions:...
Theme song for Blurred/Advres interactions: http://soundfxnow.com/sound-fx/benny-hill-theme-song/
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03-22-2012, 12:26 PM
Thread: Lindsay Vonn
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She would crush you to death with her thighs.
She would crush you to death with her thighs.
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03-19-2012, 06:50 PM
Thread: Looks like I may be done coaching.
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Uh both $120/month and $225/month are amazing...
Uh both $120/month and $225/month are amazing prices for health insurance. I get a group rate through my employer, go with the high deductible plan, and still pay ~$400/month.
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03-19-2012, 06:23 PM
Thread: Looks like I may be done coaching.
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Get a part-time job at wegmans and go on their...
Get a part-time job at wegmans and go on their insurance. Or just get out of USSA, that shit is fucked:fmicon:
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03-16-2012, 02:12 PM
Thread: Braggin' on the kid...(lax-related)
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Box lacrosse is more fun anyway.
Box lacrosse is more fun anyway.
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03-13-2012, 02:11 PM
Thread: 2012 NCAA Bracket Challenge
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I've got a feeling that kid's gonna get his ass...
I've got a feeling that kid's gonna get his ass beat if he doesn't lay low for awhile. I'm only a half-assed SU fan and I still want to punch him.
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03-12-2012, 08:35 AM
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Wow. These parents are dropping $2500 on an edge...
Wow. These parents are dropping $2500 on an edge sharpening tool for J4s?? Holy crap. So glad I no longer have any connection to USSA junior racing.
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03-12-2012, 07:19 AM
Thread: Looking for new series to watch
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I"m about half way through the 2nd season of this...
I"m about half way through the 2nd season of this myself. Very good show. Can't believe I never heard of it until recently, considering it's on season 7 or something by now.
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03-09-2012, 01:55 PM
Thread: Looking for new series to watch
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Shameless - William H Macy = drunk and on drugs...
Shameless - William H Macy = drunk and on drugs deadbeat dad. Awesome
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03-09-2012, 01:29 PM
Thread: JONATHON WADE
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Johnny Wadd????? It couldn't be. That wouldn't...
Johnny Wadd????? It couldn't be. That wouldn't make sense...
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03-09-2012, 11:31 AM
Thread: JONATHON WADE
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Actually. If this kind of bullshit is typical of...
Actually. If this kind of bullshit is typical of Alta... I will just go somewhere else. There is no place for anger on the mountain. There is no place for aggression towards people you are not...
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03-08-2012, 11:03 AM
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Sometimes you need to take a little time to...
Sometimes you need to take a little time to adjust to the different ski. It's not that the stiff skis made you a worse skier, it's that you went out on your JJs and tried to ski them like the...
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03-06-2012, 04:03 PM
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"Long time listener. First time caller."
"Long time listener. First time caller."
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03-06-2012, 12:15 AM
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When my office manager calls me down to talk to...
When my office manager calls me down to talk to her every other week because, for example, the sign out sheet from the week before says I signed in one day at 2:30 but I still logged 8 hours for the...
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03-05-2012, 11:04 PM
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03-05-2012, 10:51 PM
Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
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Wow. So it turns out heart carving IS the way.
Wow. So it turns out heart carving IS the way.
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03-05-2012, 03:44 PM
Thread: Luffski's Ski Stompin' Thread
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03-05-2012, 03:10 PM
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I have talked to numerous people who did not know...
I have talked to numerous people who did not know there were such a thing as honey bees. Also, several people who did not know that pickles were cucumbers. Some of these people refused to eat...
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03-02-2012, 01:41 PM
Thread: Ideal weight for skiing?
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I ski so fast that the universe revolves around...
I ski so fast that the universe revolves around me.
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03-02-2012, 12:29 PM
Thread: Mystery knee pain, any ideas?
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Stick it in her butt!
Stick it in her butt!
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03-02-2012, 12:15 PM
Thread: Friday Game: Word Association
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sweater meat
sweater meat
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03-01-2012, 10:55 PM
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We know we are being trolled.
We know we are being trolled.
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03-01-2012, 09:43 PM
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Why does it look like he's trying to wrap his...
Why does it look like he's trying to wrap his outside arm around the back of his inside knee every time he turns? Is he trying to reach across and plant his pole uphill from his body? Is he used to...
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03-01-2012, 08:55 PM
Thread: Ideal weight for skiing?
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(Altitude(meters)/((Ski length*width)^2...
(Altitude(meters)/((Ski length*width)^2 *2))*(1/PSIA level) - BSL + DIN)*pi
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03-01-2012, 08:13 PM
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Lol. Where to start? How do you compensate for...
Lol. Where to start? How do you compensate for lack of effective edge? Or being on skis with a dramatically shorter turning radius than the turns in the course? A zig zag sort of approach?(which...
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03-01-2012, 04:03 PM
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So are you refuting that a woman's center of...
So are you refuting that a woman's center of gravity is lower? Or are you saying that this technique is not for women?
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03-01-2012, 02:18 PM
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I have been thinking, and it has occurred to me...
I have been thinking, and it has occurred to me that a man's center of mass is somewhat higher on the body than a woman's center of mass. Thus, I have imagined a separate style that is more suitable...
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