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06-08-2013, 02:33 PM
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Step 1. Read the OP's original post, see BOLD ...
Step 1. Read the OP's original post, see BOLD
Step 2. Read the couples personal account here
http://adventureamericas.wordpress.com/2013/01/03/nightmare-in-peru/
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06-07-2013, 11:56 PM
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Don't know if this has been posted. ...
Don't know if this has been posted.
http://www.caretas.com.pe/Main.asp?T=3082&w=1&idG=62423&Idx=0#top
There's a special place in the 8th ring of the Inferno reserved for these fast-shuffling... -
05-31-2013, 09:12 PM
Thread: Meanwhile in Russia...
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That was grizzly!!! :fmicon: Bear just wore...
That was grizzly!!! :fmicon:
Bear just wore it, shook it off and bounced out!
FKNA!!! -
05-25-2013, 12:38 AM
Thread: What Are Your Top 5 Favorite Beers?
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Boneyard RPM IPA Sound Brewery Tripel Entendre...
Boneyard RPM IPA
Sound Brewery Tripel Entendre
Ninkasi Oatis
Victoria Cerveza
Southern Tier Pumking
Quantity - Keystone Light, all day...
A few years back when I worked in the beer industry,... -
05-24-2013, 11:55 PM
Thread: Rules to make your life better. Pt. 2
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Wise men speak because they have something to...
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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11-25-2012, 11:17 PM
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Stunning photos. Awesome route. Amazing to see...
Stunning photos. Awesome route.
Amazing to see your plan materialize.
Thanks for sharing :yourock: -
10-27-2012, 08:59 PM
Thread: Your Homer Moments
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I once penned this epic peice about the seige of...
I once penned this epic peice about the seige of Troy.
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09-15-2012, 06:59 AM
Thread: Awesome dog names
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A buddy had a yellow and a black lab, yellow one...
A buddy had a yellow and a black lab, yellow one Lenny and the black one Karl. Lenny Leonard and Karl Karlson.
Pat, the dog.
My chocolate labs AKC name is Augusta Full Sail, golf and beer of... -
08-10-2012, 11:57 PM
Thread: Most awesome lamps ever?
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False advertisement
False advertisement
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08-07-2012, 10:13 PM
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Danner Power Foreman boots
Danner Power Foreman boots
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07-23-2012, 12:54 PM
Thread: Pick me a new drink!
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A Scotsman who spells Whisky with a n ‘e’,...
A Scotsman who spells
Whisky with a n ‘e’,
should be hand cuffed
and thrown head first in the Dee,
In the USA and Ireland,
it’s spelt with an ‘e’
but in Scotland
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07-10-2012, 06:35 AM
Thread: Gymkhana 5: Block in San Fransisco
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[Sean Connery] Suck it, Subaru! [end Connery]
[Sean Connery] Suck it, Subaru! [end Connery]
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07-10-2012, 06:31 AM
Thread: Name that bug
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That's a big ass penny.
That's a big ass penny.
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06-20-2012, 12:25 AM
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This usually works "Just because I'm on a diet...
This usually works
"Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu."
It gets me a cheap giggle followed by "that" look. -
06-15-2012, 07:36 PM
Thread: 2012 US Open at Olympic
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Tiger had a couple nice up and downs from the...
Tiger had a couple nice up and downs from the sand in the last 4 holes. And his third on 17 was artful.
And ya, Chris Berman needs to stick to the NFL.
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06-07-2012, 06:10 PM
Thread: How's your real world MPG?
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2012 Dodge 2500 4wd Cummins 14.4 avg...
2012 Dodge 2500 4wd Cummins 14.4 avg pre-deletes, 19 avg post-deletes
2001 Honda CRV 26 city
1997 Isuzu Rodeo 5-spd 18 avg.
1979 F-250 SuperCab Ext.Cab 460 w/C-6 auto 8.3 avg
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05-30-2012, 09:53 PM
Thread: Naked zombie rampage in Floriduh
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Video, nothing serious but still. ...
Video, nothing serious but still.
http://newsone.com/2018076/face-eating-man-rudy-eugene-ronald-poppo/
Cop buddy of mine once said he saw a man high on PCP rip off his own testicles.
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05-29-2012, 06:33 PM
Thread: How many beers in a case
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Poll: Drove a beer truck in WA for two years. ...
Drove a beer truck in WA for two years.
2/12-12 cans was a case, meaning 2 twelve packs at 12. ozs. each.
24-12 was a case, meaning 24 beers.
1/12-12 was a half case, and we didn't distribute... -
05-28-2012, 05:15 PM
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Jeb Corliss is gonna be pissed.
Jeb Corliss is gonna be pissed.
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04-11-2012, 07:15 PM
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Chuck Norris has a poster of Ron Swanson on his...
Chuck Norris has a poster of Ron Swanson on his wall.
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02-11-2012, 06:50 PM
Thread: amazing beater
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He was like, "Shit or get off the pot dude,...
He was like, "Shit or get off the pot dude, you're in my line."
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12-13-2011, 04:25 AM
Thread: Cops got me
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FTW .....
FTW
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12-11-2011, 06:40 PM
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Open Season Riding Giants Momento Rear...
Open Season
Riding Giants
Momento
Rear Window
American Beauty -
12-11-2011, 06:31 PM
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40 Days and 40 Nights
40 Days and 40 Nights
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10-17-2011, 05:44 PM
Thread: Eric Hjorleifson POV edit
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thats obscene
thats obscene
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07-22-2011, 08:39 PM
Thread: If the geese can do it
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Mad steeze. That first one was looking over the...
Mad steeze.
That first one was looking over the shoulder all switched-up and ready but got blown-out due to weak flapping. -
02-25-2011, 01:13 AM
Thread: Oh. My. God.
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+1 ......
+1
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01-17-2011, 11:12 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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^^^^^^^ that's bitchin. It appears the one on...
^^^^^^^
that's bitchin.
It appears the one on the end in pink gets it.
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12-22-2010, 11:43 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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I'm putting petro in my Cherokee, had the skis on...
I'm putting petro in my Cherokee, had the skis on the yak rack side by side style. Guy walks over and the convo goes as follows:
Guy: "Those your skis?"
Me: "Yep"
Guy: "Cool!"
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11-20-2010, 09:11 PM
Thread: WORST chairs in the US
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That double that takes you over the boardwalk on...
That double that takes you over the boardwalk on the Jersey Sore.
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10-24-2010, 08:06 PM
Thread: School me on destination weddings
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My cousin recently went through this dilemma. ...
My cousin recently went through this dilemma. She ended up going with a small ceremony ( 15 family ) at some resort on the coast, stayed a few days and then had the reception with 150+ friends and...
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10-05-2010, 12:03 AM
Thread: Deep powder skiing P.O.V...
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the groomers there suck. POV from the end of...
the groomers there suck.
POV from the end of your arm.
What a misleading title.
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03-28-2010, 05:42 PM
Thread: I bruised my spleen......
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a couple of things: a) your poles are WAAAYYY...
a couple of things:
a) your poles are WAAAYYY too long
and
2) your pants and jacket colors are too dark and earth toned
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03-28-2010, 05:32 PM
Thread: wanna die in the bc???
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I enjoyed huslia's comment: "Ain't you...
I enjoyed huslia's comment:
"Ain't you supposed to yell "four" before you push that sucker down? Walk it off dude." -
03-06-2010, 03:14 AM
Thread: Dangerous MX trail ride POV
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impressive. I was expecting them to come...
impressive.
I was expecting them to come around a blind curve and run into Juan Valdez and his donkey.
location is Croatia? -
03-01-2010, 04:23 PM
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^^^^^^^^^^bwaaaaa^^^^^^^^^^ I thought that...
^^^^^^^^^^bwaaaaa^^^^^^^^^^
I thought that only the french-canadiens were called canucks? -
03-01-2010, 04:14 PM
Thread: "Killer" whale lives up to his name.
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Chris Rock had a great line when people were...
Chris Rock had a great line when people were claiming Roy's tiger Monticore went "rogue" or "crazy" after attacking the "magician"---
"that tiger didnt go crazy, that tiger went TIGER"
Orcas... -
02-12-2010, 11:51 PM
Thread: FS: Hannah Teter's Underwear...
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FS: Hannah Teter's Underwear...
....for charity,
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/12/hannah-teter-selling-unde_n_460326.html
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02-11-2010, 05:30 PM
Thread: ski jump time waster
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I wanna go to Norway now. +1 for Norweigen...
I wanna go to Norway now.
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02-05-2010, 04:25 PM
Thread: Piss Chair
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At least he didn't shit in the gondola.
At least he didn't shit in the gondola.
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02-05-2010, 01:57 PM
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:eek: @ 1:55
:eek: @ 1:55
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02-05-2010, 01:35 PM
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"You know where you got that shirt and it damn...
"You know where you got that shirt and it damn sure wasn't the mens department."
"Game....blouses!" -
12-21-2009, 04:02 PM
Thread: I Skied in Jeans Today!
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You just inspired Levi's new 2010 ad-campaign: ...
You just inspired Levi's new 2010 ad-campaign:
Denim: the NEW polypropylene! -
07-30-2009, 07:52 PM
Thread: Anybody have AFLAC?
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I had roast duck for dinner. What do...
I had roast duck for dinner.
What do I win? -
07-30-2009, 07:36 PM
Thread: Michael Vick is back in NFL
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Hes goin to seattle. Roger Gooddell and new Hawks...
Hes goin to seattle. Roger Gooddell and new Hawks head coach Jim Mora just climbed Mt Rainier 2 weeks ago together. Mora has already expressed his love and concern for Mike Vick the person, not just...
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07-25-2009, 05:12 PM
Thread: Help Me Pimp My Ride Maggots!!1!!
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Vanity Plate = ILBLOU2 oh, and Yosemite Sam...
Vanity Plate = ILBLOU2
oh, and Yosemite Sam mudflaps -
07-04-2009, 12:26 PM
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"I don't sodomize myself with a remote then climb...
"I don't sodomize myself with a remote then climb up a tree when I get mad"
I think his little bro has a future in directing TV. -
07-04-2009, 12:13 PM
Thread: anyone have floaters in their eyes?
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Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you...
Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid,
I see you there,
Lurking on the periphery of my vision
But when I try to look at you,
You scurry away!
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you... -
07-03-2009, 04:42 PM
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After watching those 3 videos, that kid needs to...
After watching those 3 videos, that kid needs to catch a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whippin' and get his shoes, coat and hat tooken.
How can his parents tolerate that kind of bullshit? -
06-30-2009, 06:21 PM
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Better spray paint a high viz racing stripe on...
Better spray paint a high viz racing stripe on that bitch.
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