I heard the classic "Why don't they groom down all this snow?" today.

Today at work: (I'm a rental rat)

An older british couple is picking up rental skis, and I have them filling out the form.

Brit: (to wife) "Do you think I'm a type 2 or 3 skier?"

Wife: "I'm...

"There's a guy named Sven who hammers a magnetic post into the ice, and the ice floes move around, so magnetic north moves!"

i have 2

me and 2 other guys are standing at the base waiting for another friend. I'm on 183 bros, one of my friends is on squads and the other on explosives. Instructor walks by with his...