While I didn't "hear" it, it should be noted that on Park City's website under FAQs is this gem" "Where do they store the moguls in the summer time?"

I'm not sure what I enjoyed more... the...

Riding up a lift a couple weeks ago with a dad and his young son. The dad starts slamming/clacking his skis together and informs his son he should do the same in order to get the snow off the skis so...