At the lake today skiing solo and heading up the glacier express. Ski up beside a mom (peroxide blonde and tanning box skin) and young daughter. Mom is the first person I’ve seen/heard tell the lifty...

Plus, he's a lawyer; doubly unnecessary to check avi forecasts.

Even the professionals out there every day check the forecast as a tool to help build their decisions.

But, I forgot the TGR dental elite don't need to stoop to the needs of mere mortals.

Fack, the stoopidity is high in here today.

The avy forecast doesn't play a role in your decision making? Cool story, brah. F*cking retard.

From a discussion on our local online mountaineering group:

"As someone who's ski toured on the cost for over twenty years I have to say this, if the bulletin or the advice of others plays a role...

Haha. On spring days, my go to is skiing under chairs with exaggerated hip wiggles, double poling and letting the locks flow from beneath the goggles. Never fails to get the chair laughing - often...

Found this gem in the inbox this morning.

https://www.tetongravity.com/images/ci-images/47357/mt_washington_marketing__forum.jpg

Brah - you're so core

No, I'd say that's a gaper... unless he forgot his skins (which is dumb, but everyone's forgot something when touring) and decided he was going uphill no matter what.

The only way to deal with that kind of shizniz is to have patrol/lifty simply say something along the lines of 'that's cool, but you ain't getting on the chair with your buddies until the line is...

Not sure how this wound up in here, but I approve and would suggest the thread has improved 100%. This girl is far sexier than 99% of the girls posted in the padded room

:nonono2: why did you bother posting this?

I tip my hat to the liftie; I hope you kept up the charade.

:nonono2:

And the douche in this post is...

Thank God.

Please tell me my sarcasm meter is broken.

Sit down.... Stand up.... I see people who can barely stand on their skis manage this feat all the time...

I'd say my best powder days are when I'm with friends. It's other people and their friends I can't stand :biggrin:

A friend who doesn't like pow? You need new friend :fmicon:

Don't know if these are gaping or so far ahead of the curve the light hasn't hit us yet. BUT, they are for sale for $100 CAN (that's like, what... $0.50US?) obo according to the FB post.

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You didn't know that? Dude - that's all that is necessary to get in to the Dive or the West. Just let patrol know your skis have the chips in them and you're good to go! :rolleyes2

STICK YOU TURNS

I feel I should mention that this is possible, as proven by my mom the first time she tried skiing. I pointed out that, while disappointed she had put her ski on backwards, I was impressed she had...

You have lived until you've skied in the summer. People who ski in the winter - those are the true gapers.

Is my sarcasm meter broken?

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This reminds me - the other day at the Shine, walking to the chair for checks. Mtn is empty (as it tends to be before lifts open). I see one ski in a rack. I look around a little, confused, and spot...

Holy crap they hit that tree hard. Definitely not funny.

Did you not know how to answer because it made no grammatical sense? :wink:

At SSV yesterday:

dad: look - that person is telemarking.
kid: why do they do that?
dad: that's so they can cross-country ski as well. it also lets them get to the steep lines and have more...

wtf??? :confused:

Gaper for spending maybe $15 so he doesn't have to purchase a new set-up on the off-chance someone would try to walk off with his skis? Stop posting bland, stupid, shite.

Not on topic at all, but goddamn annoying, when people use the word "looser" to describe a loser. Basic spelling and grammar are not strong points here - including mining engineers'. More...

[QUOTE=mrburns;3160368]He says "I barely touched it" I BARELY TOUCHED IT?!?QUOTE]
Classic. When my brother and I would fight, I would tell me parents "I barely touched him!" after punching him - of...