Wait, what?

Unrelated but just curious,
Why do you write
in blank verse?
You're like TGR's Maya Angelou

You clearly don't watch Tosh.0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LeY2s7gORI

Did you let her know you were the best skier on the mountain?

Yeah, people who film their leisure-time activities for later viewing are total JONGs. Anywhoo....

e: GNAR is fun for watching.

Guy at Mary Jane a couple of weeks ago was working on his tele turns. He had his poles up parallel to the ground for balance, but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't weight his back foot...

I take it Kokanee is a shitty beer? I thought all you Canadians drank was Molson and fermented seal pee.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your story does come across as pretty douchey.

Jesus. I lol'ed at the story but that guy is taking shit to 11.

"With big mountain Western skiing..."

Holy shit. Winter Park is my home mountain. I never knew before now how fucking core I am :yourock:






(I ski with a team of sherpas that carry 2...

I knew I'd seen that dude somewhere before!

http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/1678/tiefighterpilot1.jpg

About not getting a TBI when tagged by an out of control 14-year-old, yes.

Today at Loveland, I'm on the lift with this couple from Bulgaria or somewhere. 9" new on the ground. I inquire as to...

Lovely day at Mary Jane on Friday. A lady decked out in at least $1000 worth of Spyder, Descente, or whatever with her puffy jacket tucked into her black stretchy pants. She disappeared into the bar...

Hell, I grew up here and I do that from time to time. 300+ days of sunshine is awesome as hell, but I think I spend like $500/year on sunblock.

I have no idea what the wife is wearing, but she looks super comfortable. Before the guy gets on the lift he shouts, "This is how we dress for skiing in Oklahoma!" He then proceeds to hug the lift...