OK boomer

Late bloomer at 17. But I skated. Friends said hockey stop left. Stop right. Ditched me and said you got this. I did eventually. No pizza needed.

There is nothing else than now. There is neither yesterday, certainly, nor is there any tomorrow. How old must you be before you know that? There is only now, and if now is only two days, then two...

Maybe.

More likely there was some prior interaction not shown on the video.

We might need a senate committee and a special counsel to get to the truth.

Yeah. I’d be pissed. I’d yell some shit. But calling the cops ain’t my thing.

My kids and friends spray each other and laugh. It’s snow for fucks sake.

That was awesome. Old dude with helmet dildo GoPro wants someone arrested for spraying him with snow.

Young punk is a fool. Today it’s not hard to deactivate someone’s pass. He could have calmly...

I would like JH more if they got rid of the rich people.

Sun valley? Meh

Heh.
That looks painful.
You couldn’t feel left and right?

Yard sale has a new meaning :fm:

Tell them to stop postholing your skintrack

Fify

Nice trident :fm:

UAN is not a gaper. Click the JH thread and see how many balls deep days he’s had while the rest of us gapers are waiting for snow guns and rope drops.

Dayumm

Glen Plake looks old.

That’s as queer as a two dollar bill

Ski lockers are the best.
Many seasons riding the bus in street shoes. Boot up in the locker. It’s luxurious.

Years ago it was not that much money.
My favorite lockers were above wildernest...

I’m liking the torn ass farts moniker.

Should be in the Taco Bell thread, however.

Holy fuck. You’re looking more like your avatar.

Good on ya for gettin sum.

Happy day. Many more I hope.

The cigarette and facial expression is priceless

So much to unpack there.

Wow

Please don’t show me the front view

She just wants her board to be split

That’s secret code for farts and cocaine.

Happens in many bathrooms.

I’m no hater.

I chuckle anytime I see a chuckle head rocking a fartbag

It’s all good fun.

As opposed to the shiny suit tucked into the boots?

A waffle and PBR. At 10,450’

‘Merica. Fuck yeah.

It’s a long way to Miller park. The dudes abide.

PS. What percent is a 50 degree ski slope?

Oh. It’s 120 percent.

I slayed that 120 gnar

Eh

Call me an ignorant slut. I can take it.

But I’m surprised that a ski area would use percent instead of degrees.

So 50% slopes rarely avalanche

Got it

Eh. My bad. Percent versus degrees.

Carry on.

PS. Why is 45 degrees 100 percent?

70% slope???

Wtf

I didn’t invent the phrase loud powder

Actually saw or heard it on a daily snow report once I moved to New England.

It makes me laugh. Powder. Real powder. It’s never loud.

The other New...

Ooof.

It’s so sad that is a kt22 sign. In February.

But yeah, carnage is nasty.

I feel bad for anyone with a compound fracture. Or any fracture.

A heads up sign is good.
But my...

Lol.

That’s fucked.

The lawyers made them put up that sign.

But. If they take it down for good conditions and someone slides on firm and hits a tree. Then they are more liable than if...

Worse than that. I moved to New England.

LOUD POWDER

WTF is that???

We called that dust on crust.

Meh. I get it.

that’s a shit ton of work.

How can these amazing athletes do what they do without a somewhat consistent arena.

The kickers don’t just show up without a cat.

After the...

I need to rock the bigfeet once more.
They’re actually easier and more fun than you would think
Been too long. Or short.
Either way. Super fun.
Best enjoyed in steeps. Slush. And bumps.

I...

Well holy shit!
There is something new to learn every day.

And that experiment is amazing.

But I still maintain there’s some white privilege racism in bringing a gorilla into a basketball...

Is that actually Hominidae Gorilla? If so post the video.

Otherwise I’m assuming it’s another racist reference by a crusty old fossil.

I thought the gaper pic was the sun brim on the helmet.

But actually, as dorky as it looks, it’s not a bad idea for spring.

Of the six people in that pic, I relate most to the skier. Weird.

Why is it that if you huff your own exhaust it smells so so.

But others exhaust is just foul gas?

That’s my nightmare.

Not the being naked at school or work.
It’s me dreaming of powder. But I forgot something. Wake up in a cold sweat. Fuck.

Why is this in the gaper thread?

Cross post by the M jong in the nsfw thread.

I can’t stop watching. Is there a way to loop videos? This should be a gif.


https://youtu.be/CaYI2YnX06E

Jenny?

Maybe they were skinning down? Ultimate cardio.

That’s solid work there.

I’d say less gaper and more like frustrated dad.

“Kids, just chuck your skis in the bucket”

Nah. Fuck y’all’s likes

I did it to pimp the grumpy Benny. It’s like doing donuts on his front lawn.

Just had to bring this gaper quote from the thread next door

318033

Full rangers gear.
Ranger jersey. Hat. Pants. Tights.
Been rocking it since 1990 everywhere he skis.
Headed to big sky so look out for him.