Thank you.



yes.

Brain... isn't that ghetto slang for getting your cock sucked?

So you brained him?

"Can you hot wax my snowlerblades?"

Wasn't a gaper, but I walked away laughing my ass off.

"Wakeboarding is to waterskiing what snowboarding is to downhill skiing--in other words, the extreme version of the sport"

-Sheila Dewan
New York Times Reporter

Dude probably used to rip so hard Mcconkey style back in his day, he got bored and invented his own twisted version, just to make it interesting. Yes, making you the gaper.

The proper response is "I will give you 6"

Skeeze, I think gain massive GNAR points for that one.

riding up summit-6 at Alpine Meadows Saturday, having a quiet conversation to my buddy about the avy conditions (high) and pointing out each crown and propogated slide I see. I was somewhere around 6...

Btw, how are the waiting times in those lines coming?

I feel more confident I'm not going to pull a Bono and leave my brains splattered in the snow for patrol to clean up, or more confident it won't be my bare head that smashes into the exposed rock in...

not at all skiing related, but talking to this chick in a bar in NYC last night, telling her why I'd never make it here and how the West Coast is 1000x's better because of the rad mtns and all the...

If you only ski groomers, and don't know how to ski pow, then I'm sure skiing in a snowstorm sucks. I'm happy they stay home. No need to clog up the liftlines on a pow day.

wow: Can I use p-tex candles to completely re-do the base of my snowboard?
I want to paint the underside of my board, but I don't want to lose its purpose. I know if I paint it, it won't run as...

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Probably how he intends to let his parents know he's gay...

I think he was talking about the snow wallhe tried to eat for lunch

"The new rock wall at REI is made of this new material that mimicks the feel of real rock"

This is a good thing

This one might be played out, but a good one nonetheless...

Was at Start Haus in Truckee last weekend, fondling some XXL's on the clearance rack. Some yupie walks up and asks "Do you guys sell AT...

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Its where the gapers come to post their quote of the weekend.

in "Tahoe"

Now, would you like some brie and wine?

riding skins downhill = e-brake

This weekend, cat skiing Mt. Bailey on a bluebird day just after a storm hammered it w/ 2 ft + of nice light blower...

Our group, a collection of mostly Portland and Reno mixed skiers/boarders,...

quick wit ftw!

when i see boarders traversing through a nice pow face for no reason, or heal sliding one after the other plowing the snow down to the crust layer, I want to take chainsaw straight down middle of...

Who is this mini-maggot? Clearly he belongs.

First I was like, wow! what a lucky fucker.... they never let me through...

Then like, upset? how could you be upset, he let you in? I think you misunderstood bro...

Yeah, that's what I...

Why is this a gaper quote, gaper?

This was the shit he (Phiber) was referring to:

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=72300&d=1264451925

Not really a quote, but definitely worth the mention.

At Hood Meadows yesterday:
Asian kid, a real asian I believe, wearing a SARS mask and no goggles (while its dumping), trying to load the...

tief: "You sound like a JONG."
there is a perfectly good explanation for that.



funny shit, fooled me :cool:

edit: Guess this quotes on me.

How was that beerfest? Pretty awesome,...

Me to a guy wearing a TGR shirt: "Hey dude, nice shirt. Where'd you get it"

Guy wearing TGR shirt: "I got it in Montana"

Me: "Really, cool. You a mag?"

Guy: "Am I a mag? Like a magazine?"...

On one of our 2ft November powder days riding up mt. hood exp w/ a couple young ski patrol guys, and a gaper snowboarder dressed in full camo to look hella core ... The ride starts with the normal...