Had a gaper family in the ski shop to get some rentals. The dad sees some old water ski hanging on the wall and says "Look kids, those are old timey jumping skiis!"

riding up storm peak with a gaper in jeans, longhorns ball cap, and rental gear. He says "so we're pretty close to the continental divide here?". I answer "yeah 5 or 10 miles". Then He says "Damn,...